Finally going to see this at the weekend, a full bloody year after the US!

Anyone else annoyed by the new spotify update adding lyrics above the playback controls, so the album artwork hops up and down between songs depending on whether the lyrics are available? No? Just me?

Yet another record delivered with a massive fuck-off tear down the spine. 🫩 Why are we still shipping records inside the sleeves in this the year of our lord twenty twenty six

I read Year 1 last Christmas Eve and now I am doing Year 2 properly from day 1 and you should too

It's genuinely crazy that this is what they used and they never patched it

uh oh

It's called bubsy 4D because you play it and ask 4D refund

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. Your cousin. Margaret Berry. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!

Odeon: Why doesn't anyone come to the cinema anymore? 🥺 Also Odeon: Pay us an extra £2 to sit it the back half of the screen, just fucking because.

I showed this to my gf and she did the thing before she even saw the third panel lmao

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

listen guys stop virtue signalling, eurovision is for everyone

me: I think I'll go see that new looney tunes film this weekend! UK cinemas: no the fuck you won't

New record day! 🥳 Shout out to @blackscreenrecords.com who kindly agreed to ship the records outside of their jackets. Everything arrived in pristine condition, and they even saved the hype stickers! 10/10 customer service!

Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business. They could call it Ben and Jerry's.

It was the Busta Rhymes It was the Wusta Rhymes