good morning to all living species and happy Saturday. ✨️

this snow is annoying just like that dude from Tinder that found all my other social medias after I blocked him on Instagram and Tinder. just fuck off already.

fixed my mental health by getting a tattoo today. I mean I'm still fucked up, but a little less.

I feel like it might be too late to say good morning to my moots from the other side so I'll just say happy Friday, lovelies.

what do you mean, it's snowing outside??? explain???

if you're not an owner of male reproductive organ, keep scrolling: okay men, listen up. you can have the biggest and the prettiest dic.k, but I still don't want to see it in my DMs or in front of my eyes unless we have something going on so calm down your tits.

good morning and happiest Friday to my moots and soon-to-be-moots.

the power I would have if only I knew how to properly socialize...

dear recovering people pleasers, you can afford to be more rude. your idea of "rude" is probably just being assertive

skyline cleanse.

one pdfile down, a thousand more to go.

dreams are boring since my sleep paralysis demon left me. hopefully he's haunting some pdfiles because it would be such a shame to waste that talent on normal people.

reposting for my mootsies from other sides of the world.

overthinking is hitting hard this Thursday.

I'm not quiet with you because I'm shy, I'm quiet BECAUSE YOU KEEP FUCKING INTERRUPTING ME EACH TIME I TRY TO TALK. ♡

good mornin' to all my moots and moots-in-law. ✨

24 likes? you mean my post went viral?

may every time you fuck over a woman your hairline recede further

first draft ever in my life.

2026 basically

if you see me following you, it's because I really liked one of your posts and it made me feel something deep inside of my soul.

I just want to wake up one day to stress-free life, living in my own place, making extra sweet iced coffee before I go out on a balcony and enjoy as sun shines its warmth onto me. also work where I WOULD GET PAID ENOUGH TO ENJOY MY LIFE EVERY DAY AND NOT JUST ONCE EVERY 6 MONTHS. ♡

on the outside I'm wearing all black clothes and looking pissed off 24/7 but on the inside I'm liking this because it's so cute:

just a reminder to hydrate yourself and grab a snack. ♡

cats are allowed to be evil, they earned it

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

reposting for my mooties from different side of the world.

I thought we'd have a problem with her peeing in the house, but little lady is well mannered and she just follows you around until she gets you attention to let you know she needs to go outside.

goodish mornin' to my moots only and happeh Wednesdeh!

a big shoutout to cat distribution system for hearing me out and sending me a kitten. she's now off the streets, sleeping on every surface in the house and digging holes in plant pots.

reposting for my moots from different timezones.

I'm getting my first big tattoo on Friday and honestly I'm excited like a little kid on the night before Christmas.

good morning & remember that i will fight u if i see u being rude to someone in customer service

whoever created Vinted, may God bless you. (unless you're a really bad person, then I don't fuck with you)

I like you, but I love the version of you I created in my head more.

watch out cause I'm on my way to steal your moots.

UPDATE: he keeps sending me reels and replies to my messages asap + he's coming this weekend to see me. this sounds too good to be true.

good morning and happeh Tuesday to my moots only. ✨

a sad story: closet is to little to fit all the clothes my heart desires.

i cant wait to move out and have a place thats mine and wear fun outfits and fun makeup and be able to eat at any time of day and night and not have to spend an hour on public transport to get anywhere and go out the thought rly keeps me going

mondays have me like:

UPDATE: I didn't like him at first, but honestly, he has potential.

this year on Valentine's I'll be with a guy from Tinder and that's all I have to say for now.

on a different note today i found out my bosses think of me as “reliable, organized, non-conflict, neutral, good worker” oh if they could see inside my head

skyline cleanse.

its always “ur hot” and never “you are phantasmagorically exquisite and i yearn for you and ache for your body and blood”

if shane dawson has no haters, i’m dead