Wtf is going on.

I'm being dead serious here. What is the point of selecting Mrs on the stupid REQUIRED drop-down for FuckFace Fry if his automated message is going to refer to me as Mr. EVERY TIME??

Burnout diaries: Took the ADHD meds by 11am. Made lunch, ate before they hit. Set up my work station with my water bottle and carrot sticks in case I feel snacky instead of grabbing junk. I got this today. I can do it.

I think my phone needs to be removed from my possession.

Apparently I don't understand how to interpret corporate double speak and also holyfuckihateitsomuchwhythefuckarewedoingthis???

The folk music is getting really good.

In hindsight, I'm a little bummed I *didn't* take advantage of PPP loans at the time. I didn't need them and thought I should be ethical.

This is easily the saddest time in American history. The absolute worst people are systematically destroying the country, and our system is completely failing to stop them.

So... She got offered a job there after all. Took it. 2 weeks later, she got fired because "it's been too complicated to train her" and "various other reasons". Like... You kept scheduling her for closing shifts and she had to leave before she was done because of child labor laws?

Y'all just ever scroll r/bald over on Reddit and wonder how some of these people are the same person? And how 99.9% look infinitely better just by shaving their head?

Forgive me for sounding like a broken record, but we are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian. Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.

Yayyyyyyyy! Taking my girls to their first concert.

Wtf?

Anyone wanna help me decide which nails I should get next? I know the last ones are AI, but nail girl can do a similar style.

I have a mole tearing up my yard, but they're so cute I kinda wanna let it stay. On the other hand, I haven't had a single ant problem this year.

I got this weighted eye mask on Saturday from a friend. And I now want everyone I know to have one. It is so amazing.

Broke my #kdrama slump with Positively Yours. It was cute. A little slow and some boring parts. The love triangle really pissed me off. But otherwise, I enjoyed it.

The book I'm currently reading just kind of called me out. There's a line that says "a girl that read books to look for answers to questions she would never be asked." Ummm. You never know when someone is going to ask me about the mating habits of anglerfish in the wild

Maybe I should get lots of Botox to freeze my face so it doesn't accidentally insult people without my consent.

THREAD. A while ago my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the worrying weeks dragged on my dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time & inhabiting art's most iconic scenes. What he produced (& how quickly) was phenomenal...

What do you mean that my baby cat came to cuddle on my chest and just FARTED DIRECTLY IN MY FACE?! And it smells like eggs.

My girls set up a scavenger hunt to find my treats today. They're so sweet.

Y'all. My husband ordered his mother a gift without me reminding him. He took the kids shopping to get gifts and I came home from a party with friends last night to them cleaning the house. He's currently making breakfast, but he does every weekend. I'm going to the chiropractor alone.

My son is only sending his bio donor and his family graduation announcements in the hope that they send him gifts or money. He's not getting his hopes up, but it's worth a try. His own words "They owe a lot of back support anyway."

My husband is pouting because a friend of his was surprised I enjoyed the concert and my response was "Why? Avatar is really similar to Ghost and you know how much I like them." And he really doesn't like that comparison. 🤣🤣🤣

I already knew I was going to enjoy Avatar, but it still surprised me how fun this whole concert was. Would definitely see them again. And even though it wasn't my jam, Frozen Soul did put on a great show and the lead singer seemed like a genuinely nice person.

My husband dragged me along to a concert last night. I'm sorry for making fun of your name, Fleshgod Apocalypse. I was not aware of your game. I loved it. Warning: strobe lights later on.

All the above

Thinking a lot about the time my physical therapist said "the normal level of pain you should have is none." Uhhhh. I think you're lying. I actually don't believe that's possible.

I bought gas Sunday night at $3.76 a gallon. It is currently $4.17 a gallon.

My gods. That side profile is killer.

I think more men should wear halter tops and I'm dead serious. That being said. 😴😴😴 It's the Met Gala. Come on!

Ignoring the makeup, I love it. Men's fashion at the Met is often boring and I love when it's different. There's nothing necessarily wrong with the makeup either, I just feel like it could've been done better. I love how comfortable he is in his masculinity. Ugh.

Same. 😍

Look I know I'm out of the loop, but I'm now obsessed with Robert Wun.

Adore this from the hips up. The skirt is killing it for me. Needed better tailoring or a different material. I love that the shoulders look like armor though. And that corset. The cape.😍

I was told by my doctor to take Tylenol or ibuprofen before my colposcopy. It didn't help. The cervix is already so sensitive, hole punching it doesn't change that.

Exhibit A. Did he spend his life savings on the tickets and they just grabbed whatever fit?

Which episode of Botched is Lauren Sanchez featured on.

Similar vibes.

Loving these looks.

It's fancy money laundering. Seriously. But we still need art.

After the initial spike, the comedown is actually pretty mellow with the other half of my caffeinated beverage. It is 6pm though.

on set. what about YOU?

Washing down the Adderall with a caffeinated beverage in the hopes that my ADHD will just A.

I think Adeni chai is everything I've been missing in "normal" chai. I always want it less sweet, more flavorful. Places around here make it super sweet, watered down, not spicy. We just got a Yemeni drink place and they have Adeni and it's super flavorful, lots of spices. So good.

I had a goal to get out of bed early and start work earlier today. But how am I supposed to do that with a baby cat laying so content on me? Maybe I just need a little nap with Nyx.