The President posting he’s dumping shit on Americans isn’t the feel good story it sounds like but it does sum up the class level in the Oval Office

My husband will never watch Star Wars with me again if I'm high. If you had no context of Star Wars at all, or didn't even know parts of the lore, I feel like you could become easily confused with the gaping plot holes.

Awwww it's over. The past several months have given me something to look forward to. #ao3 #panville #fanfic

Despite having a huge to do list before the next 5 weeks happens... I didn't do shit today. I'll be working without a day off potentially up until Thanksgiving starting next Monday.

I don't know why my daughter is refusing to talk to the trees with me. She just doesn't understand them.

Worth mentioning in Chicago, ice attempted to pepper spray protesters and got the cops, again

After a week of feeling so burnt out I couldn't focus on A N Y T H I N G... I took my ADHD meds today. I don't know why I seem to get it in my head I don't need them and they don't work. 😭 I got so much done. The amount of sweat I'm producing while sitting though...

Stand up on No Kings Day

MB

Hot take: I don't think the "No Kings" title is having the impact they thought it would have. It never really connected with me to begin with, but it has a really negative public view for pretty much all the comments I've seen on it.

Lol I have more followers than the White House. Also, did the account already get deleted? I can't find it and I've not joined any lists that would auto block it...

Funny post I came across today in a local foodies group. Person posted about this OUTRAGEOUSLY expensive breakfast place downtown. The prices are just absurd and well above even higher end breakfast places. For example:

Lololol. My old coworker texted me tonight about a job listing I posted. I mentioned the manager was interested in applying too. This is what she said.

Wut

Spent too much money on food delivery because I didn't eat all day because I wanted the Carmello bought last night for breakfast, only to find my husband ate it because he "didn't think I wanted it." And now I'm in a bad mood.

Coming to y’all live from the Take Root conference to make a fundraising plea. We need to raise $50,000 this month to (hopefully) stay open for November. We are at $15,268.02 right now. www.donorbox.org/support-the-fund

OMG. One of my clients just cancelled her wedding, less than 2 weeks before the date. 😭😭😭😭

Another day of harassing Nancy Mace through messenger. 🥰

My full time employee went MIA the past 2 weeks and I am feeling the burnout trying to keep up on not only my workload, but hers too. Yay for being a manager. 😭 I hope we get someone new REAL quick.

If hell exists, it can't be worse than the hell that is living through the Trump administration. So I'm just saying, if anybody is in the business of buying souls, I'm willing for the right price.

Bought the physical copy of Alchemised because books a million sent me a coupon code and had the autographed version in stock. Don't need it. 🤷

Got 20 hours of overtime on my last paycheck. Nice. I can pay off what's left on my credit card and put more money away to pay off my student loan before I graduate. 🥺

I'm scared to ask... And I say this as someone who doesn't like Taylor Swift. But why are people freaking out over the Taylor Swift necklace with the lightning bolts? I understand what they're referring to, but it literally looks nothing like the SS symbol. Please help me out here.

Hyperfixation meals had me going through 4lbs of Greek yogurt, 4lbs of strawberries, 4 pints of blueberries, and a bag of granola this week. And I might just have another yogurt bowl for dinner because I still can't stop thinking about it.

Posting this on social media. 👍👍

"You are allowed to be important!" I love this book so much. Give me all the trauma.

The shaved pussy. His name is Link. #catsofbluesky #cat #cats

"Stop being so nasty to people! Calling them a Nazi only makes things worse!" Then they should stop being a fucking Nazi.

Crying over Shmi saying goodbye to Anakin, because she knew damn well he wasn't coming back. Which led into a 15 minute rant of how corrupt the Jedi order is.

Pink Pony Club is a waste at dueling piano bars where the average age of patrons is 65. Because why was I the ONLY one singing along and I didn't even request it. 🤣

How we have to shave the fat cat for his every other month hygiene shave. Bowl of wet food, and whatever position he's most comfortable with. He's a good boy. I did end up giving him a full lion cut because of some mats under his legs, but ears up the whole time even when he was getting antsy.

Ummm I had no idea that the Ed Gein series was Charlie Hunnam?!

My husband got a letter in the mail from the ACLU thanking him for a donation he made. I didn't know he donated. That's a turn on.

High school friend reminded me of the time our school won a contest and the prize was Yellowcard coming to perform. And the lead singer was passed out drunk backstage, so they had to perform without him. I guess they released a new album though, so that's cool!

So like... A week? Of my little TikTok social experiment. And it's very apparent that reactive framing is a thing, no matter how neutral the question. Republicans take everything as an attack, and can't debate a nonpartisan question without demonizing Dems, EVEN WHEN IT'S NOT EVEN THE TOPIC.

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Fell asleep listening to Alchemised audiobook with my headphones on after doing some late night gardening. Woke up at 4am with the book still going and it was in part 2, I was still on part 1 when I fell asleep and was so confused where and who I was. Honestly though 8/10 experience.

The wait for season 3 of Interview with the Vampire is torture. The previews look so damn good.

I love that they make the militarized terrorists look like giant idiots.

I'm on the verge of crashing out. Time to get high, read a book that'll make me cry and rage clean.

Y'all... I don't think being nice to ICE agents is working. Anyway. Sounds like a good day to punch a Nazi.

I really need to stop thinking my friends hate me or just pity me. They keep inviting me to things, they want me to go on entire vacations with them. They must like me, right?!

Lady at the little coffee trailer we frequent "is your husband ok? He's not here?" 🤣🤣🤣 He comes at least once a week for the past 3 years. I come like once a month. Maybe. He's just working, I took my daughter after her orthodontist appointment

So.... The entire area around my daughters school is a residential area. It is not a hunting area, or appropriate for target shooting. Drive 30 minutes into the goddamn country instead of standing in the middle of a suburban area.

Another day, another word I looked at too long and now I'm having an existential crisis.

Starting the morning off crying about fictional characters always feels healthy and normal. 🙃

I just need a few days where there isn't terrible news, either personal or public.

OMG. Look how cute this months nails are. I'm obsessed. Also that face turned out SO COOL with the matte topcoat. I gave my nail tech like three or four inspo photos but then I told her to choose what she liked best and this is what we ended up with. Love.

Was describing a memory I had of my great-grandparents to my mom last night. And I was telling her what I remember about it and the dirt road we took to get to their house which in My memory seemed like they lived in a garage. And my mom goes "how do you remember that? You were 2 years old."

Why do you and the other democrats allow her to spew her lies and right wing talking points. Why aren't you shutting her down immediately?