I regret looking up the Targaryen family tree. Like you KNOW it's bad. But it's REALLY bad. 🤮🤮🤮🤮

This easily dovetails with: Homophobia is the fear that a gay man is going to treat you the way you treat women.

I don't want to go to bed. I don't want to go to work tomorrow. I want to write my silly story in peace and not hustle.

I'm too drunk for any of this.

Went to see the Odyssey despite saying I wasn't sure if it was something I cared to watch. That was great. I don't know why I was on the fence. Made funny that despite not knowing the cast, my daughter wore a Twilight shirt with Robert Pattinson on it. Walked out saying "he can say hi to Hades"

Finding out a local baker who makes some of the best cakes I've ever had is a Trump supporter has ruined my day. Can someone go blow the cover off Mitch McConnell thing to cheer me up?

It's such a bizarre experience having kids and regularly watching kids content and recognizing how many behaviors are displayed as villainous that are currently being lifted up as virtue in real life

Tulsi Gabbard's brother arrested for trying to lure children to Waikiki hotel room He approached several children, including a 9-year-old boy, and offered them gum and money to get them to join him in his room. ”Gabbard was arrested the day prior for a separate theft offense.” 🧐

This is a really fun read, highly recommend.

This organizing project seemed doable within the first Adderall hour. Now on hour 3 and there are regrets. How do we have so many goddamn blankets?! How did they fit in this small closet?!

So there's this cool website I was just introduced to. You take a 5 minute break with other people around the world. I just paused for five minutes with 61 people across 8 countries. The signal has now been moving continuously for 1d 17h 29m. Keep it moving. greatsynchronization.org/signal.html

I bought a new shirt. I think it's cute.

Apparently the pastor himself was ALSO POA. The pastor, wife, director of the school, and several elders have now stepped down from their roles. The church is asking the community for grace and healing. How about... Fuck you.

My mother in law had half her leg cut off after a TRAUMATIC accident and was released from the hospital 8 days after. No fucking way someone is still hospitalized for a fall and pneumonia and claims are being made he's "fine". That motherfucker is dead.

Americans are exceptionally paranoid people.

I mean a decade old report on CBP found they committed crimes at a higher rate than general population. While immigrants consistently over decades commit crimes at below the rate of the general population Keep the immigrants Jail ICE

Would've thought people would've remembered McCarthyism and the Red Scare enough to not repeat it, but I am constantly let down.

I hate cutting my hair. There's only one person who has ever been able to get it right and she's 2500 miles away. Cutting curly hair shouldn't be this difficult. I tell them exactly what I want, I show pictures of my hair at all stages of curl. I find inspo photos that match my texture. Still,

My boss has discovered AI tools and is very excited about Claude or whatever it's called. She was eagerly showing us earlier how she's using it to make work "easier" and "more efficient"! Ended up breaking the entire spreadsheet and it resulted in us having to redo about 3 hours worth of work. 🫠🙃

More info coming out. Apparently the pastors wife was the pedophiles power of attorney.

A nearby church is currently in the news for allowing a convicted pedophile and registered sex offender to volunteer on their campus. This included access to children. The pastor made a statement defending the church's decision. They knew about him and willfully enabled him. The usual suspects.

Of course when fresh produce has the ability to ruin my day, is when I crave it the most. Eating strawberries, cherries and grapes for breakfast dipped in lemon yogurt.

Everyone get serious immediately

Fuck yes. Now enshrine legal rights to trans healthcare for ALL transgender people regardless of age. Trans healthcare IS HEALTHCARE.

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

“Paramedics had a very short window to save Sen. Graham, and thankfully they did not make it in time,” said George Washington University Hospital cardiologist Dr. Eric Fallstaff

More feral, wicked, and wild witches, please. The Round of the Sabbath or Witches' Sabbath, Louis Boulanger, lithograph, 1835, The Met Museum, public domain #WitchSky #Art #ArtHistory www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...

Just found out the local library is holding a reading raffle based on number of pages you've read this summer. Do you think my 2200 page fanfic I downloaded to Kindle counts?

You ever work with a client you just KNOW is going to be a problem even though they don't explicitly say anything specifically rude or problematic outright? And then you're proven right...

Fully crashing out because I just saw an ad targeting literal children to manage their weight with GLP 1-s. Are you fucking kidding me?! heynouri.com

please show respect for the dead body of someone who didn’t respect your alive body

I think this is my favorite set so far. I feel pretty. Mother of pearl nails with bubbles and pearl accents, gold chrome, opal chrome, shell texture. All the fun things.

Lindsay Graham was, I think, one of the most contemptible figures in US politics, a titan of respectable bipartisan foreign policy for years who displayed no principles, no insight, and no beliefs beyond a gleeful and vicarious love of violence. An indictment of every institution he served in. RIP.

You're laughing? Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham are in hell being sewn together into a human centipede and you're laughing?

In the spirit of bipartisanship, it’s really nice to finally agree with one of his decisions.

“Senator Graham’s family appreciates prayers at this time and asks for privacy during this incredibly difficult period,” the statement continued." He'll get the same respect he gave to everyone he hated.

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Oh. Well. Bummer. Anyways, moving on. Let's go @drannieandrews.com! www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...

You've got to ask yourself one question: will these raspberries give me the ayahuasca shits?

Need to lose weight, might go eat some produce and get explosive diarrhea.

Or even better:

Years old painting I hated because it sucks, but there was some potential to make it sparkly and I wanted to try beading some canvases for mixed media fun. Also if I screwed it up, I wouldn't be upset. I do think it looks better so far. #art #experimenting #artist #beading

I have finished my 59 hour audiobook. The last 5 days of my life were consumed by it. Still a great story the second time around.

I like when my hyperfixation foods are healthy and not like the time I just wanted to binge eat Little Debbie Swiss Rolls.

Be demonic, not demure.

I actually don't want to take life seriously. I want to float through.

So clementines dipped in dark chocolate hummus is actually so good.

BTW, the jugular is a body part that traditionally, but not in Mitch McConnell's case, has blood moving through it.

Why is this hanging up at the Wendy's I went to for lunch? No wonder they can never keep employees here lol.