Getting Botox used to be a big deal. Nowadays, no one raises an eyebrow. (not mine)

For the holidays, the Dune pain box has a cookie in it.

"Suddenly, a giant explosion threw everyone to their knees. "Shards of destroyed toys flew in every direction. Santa watched, helpless, as tongues of dark fire licked the remnants of his factory and stables. Dark smoke rose to meet the stars. "“Why, Rudolph?” cried Santa weakly. “Why?” 🤣

This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙‍♀️🎄

Sounds about right.

Night night sweet dreamies Just by being here, you matter. Even on the quiet days, even when you doubt it, you are enough. You are

LFG!!!!!!!!

one of my favorite artists 😍

Good morning. For anyone that needs to hear this: Boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob.

The Fanta Menace

Velveeta Voldemort

Some of these have been making the rounds on the internet. Remember to tag your friendly neighborhood cartoonist when you see one 😎 #tnycartoons #newyorkercartoons #immigration #cartoonist #protestandvote #nokings

Happy #caturday! No worries, Luna Kitty, I didn’t need that track pad. It’s more important that you enjoy your nap. ♥️

"This chocolate is made of 87 percent unroasted cacao beans, but 100 percent of those beans have seen some shit."

How may I be of assistance? A return to Barking? Sorry, I only issue tickets to Purrfleet and Meowchester Apologies, our card payment system is down. I’ll have to accept your fare in treatos,

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

Tangerine Palpatine

Calling ChatGPT this from now on

#Superman was awesome! It’s got James Gunn’s stamp ALL OVER it which is a great thing for us animal lovers. I want to give Superman a hug. So fun! 🐾🥺

youtube.com/shorts/eC-uY... Happy #Caturday!

This is the most Saturday Friday ever 🙄

Saw a tiny Pomeranian rocking the child seat of a shopping cart at Wegman’s today. She’s six months old and her name is Enoki and she is very soft. Made my day. 🥹

some signs at yesterday's #NoKings protest in NYC

While Trump has tanks rolling through DC for his authoritarian parade on Saturday, we’re taking to the streets everywhere else for No Kings Day. With nearly 2,000 events planned nationwide, this will be the single largest protest of this Trump administration. Join us: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i...

I had an input on my threat assessment module continuously now so I could get real-time updates instead of just checking it periodically, and yes, it was a constant source of irritation because it reacted to everything. No, it was not helping my anxiety.

“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

men are just so emotional. should they be allowed to run things?

How I’m spending this bday:

Today is my birthday. I’m usually low-key about it, but come on. This is the second-best bday EVER

Being terrified was starting to give way to being really angry.

An illustrator's happy accident-"Spilled Ink Kittens" by Japanese artist and illustrator, Avagadoo.

Am I the only one reading White House tweets in Bane’s voice in my head?

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

There are a few creative works with which I will not associate due to people involved with them. I might have enjoyed the work, but I refuse to support people I find execrable. "Separate the art from the artist," is not a "no ethical consumption in capitalism" excuse. "Vote with your wallet."

RIP #ClemBurke 💔😢 I’m going to listen to Dreaming by Blondie on repeat today

"a professional, whimsical skedaddler" 😂

It was the Dunning of tymes. It was the Kruger of tymes.

Good night from sleepy Luna Kitty #caturday

I just finished ✨The Bright Sword✨ by Lev Grossman. Wow. I have my degree in Medieval & Renaissance Studies and read a LOT of Arthurian legend -- it was a glorious mix of realism (sorta) and magics and faerie and lore. ✨💫 🧚 One of the best takes I've come across. 😍

But wait! There’s more! Two co-workers had babies with weeks of each other. Patterns are waterfall romper and wee bean cardigan. The romper yarn is @voolenvine.bsky.social’s smitten DK #showmeyourknits #knitsky

Good morning #KnitSky! Here’s my contribution to #ShowMeYourKnits: a commission for a friend’s friend’s baby, Theo

PhD student accosted on the street, cuffed and held in ICE custody who-knows-where - her lawyer doesn't even know. #FreeRumeysaOzturk #Now

this movie is going to be AMAZING

BREAKING: Your Dad will return in 'AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY'.

#knitting #KnitSky

Pawreo

he's here he's here!!! 🥹

Stonecrop sweater, pattern by #AndreaMowry, yarn by Spincycle and La Bien Aimee. It’s been chilling on sleeve island since summer 2020 😬 #knitsky #showmeyourknits #colorwork #strandedknitting 🧶