All right everyone! Let's roll that beautiful bean footage!

I went to Facebook. I opened the local news page. I looked at the comments. I closed Facebook. Never argue with people that John Brown would have shot

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So, does this mean that the alleged "donations" for the ballroom are just going into dumps pocket?

There were 11 notable attempts to kill Obama, and he didn't hit the airwaves like a thin-skinned little bitch. Thats why Obama will always be better than this petulant piece of vermin

Just a bee taking a nap in a flower to brighten your scrolling

This smart dog knows about politics, he literally gives a shit.😆😆

Here’s a feed cleanser. Dogs catching treats.

. I hear Trump is getting roasted on truth social. Can someone please screenshot some of the comments so we can all laugh together? 😂😂 .

Now that Trump’s fallen out with the Pope, how long before he breaks with Rome, declares himself Supreme Head of the Church of America and dissolves the monasteries?

Stunning Photography

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

I call bullshit on these jobs numbers

Driverless delivery vans in China are conquering rough urban roads and dodging obstacles with cutting-edge tech. The future of delivery is here.

In so many ways, the western US is absolutely fucked this summer. Absolutely screwed crispy. This is going to be so bad guys. So very very bad Water equivalent snowpack end of March 2026 per USDA

I use a mingo to mark the logs to 16" quickly

There's soooo many logs left to cut

If I believed in a god, im pretty sure my prayers would be "Lady, please give me the confidence of a mediocre white man arguing with a woman in the Facebook comments section". I loved the "I have family that works in insurance so I know more than you"

He’s just doing his part- helpful citizen. On his tippy toes. TT: guinnessthemotomutt

Kitten learning to use an exercise wheel: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/FunnyAnima...

Well, thats a shock

Nothing screams poverty brain more than my euphoria over a full propane tank with most of it coming out of my pre-pay contract. That I have been able to afford for the last three years with no problem. Im so happy right now.

I often wonder if those Doctors at Walter Reed ever regret treating the fanta fascist during his inpatient covid stay.

ICE agents at the airport: “We’ll be confiscating all food, beverages, and snacks for your safety.”

I see dump is being his typical piece of shit this am. I hope he knows that when his death hits, which should be soon, there will be massive celebrations.

Oh yeah death, sure, take Chuck Norris 🙄 Next time you feel like taking someone...

I've decided to forgo chicken as a less expensive protein option in favor of long pork, from the epstien class.

Hassett: "If the war were to be extended, it wouldn't really disrupt the US economy very much at all. It would hurt consumers, and we'd have to think about what we'd have to do about that, but that's really the last of our concerns right now."

All 50 states have laws against insider trading, so it's time for a prosecutor to get busy going after Barron.

President Donald Trump went on a bizarre tangent about not being able to watch himself on television with his wife because of a lack of wind energy during a rally speech in Kentucky on Wednesday.

Two completely unrelated facts: 1. There are only about 3,000 billionaires in the entire world. 2. These things are exceedingly easy to build.

Everything since 1999 has been bullshit. I will not be elaborating

In order to distract from the trumpstien files, falling poll numbers, rising gas prices, disastrous Iran war, whatever other stupid coming to the surface today... Im betting he attacks Cuba within a week.

I need some assistance in finding my empathy. Im glad they are seeing the light now that they are being hurt, but they literally voted to cause maximum harm to others based on race, gender, and political affiliation, so I'm having a hard time here.

This is happening all over the country this week. I'm incredibly grateful for every member of MAGA who have finally decided that enough is enough.

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They’re stealing our jobs!

[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone] Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

This is Hippo. He's visiting Scotland for the first time. Had no idea they made squeaky toys for humans too. 14/10 (TT: kelseydarragh)

Poe: "I'm holding for General Hugs." Hux: "This is Hux. You and your friends are doomed. We will wipe your filth from the galaxy." Poe: "With an 'H'? Skinny guy. Kinda pasty." Poe: "If you reach him, tell him Leia has an urgent message for him... about his mother."

SOON … Very soon.

Can anyone verify?

Im sorry, what part of article two is this?

The memo between Thorbjørn Jagland, the former Prime Minister of Norway, and J.E. is jawdropping.

We are all Chief Brody this week.