The kids (over 21) have decided to engage in some drinking game they made up involving the Viva Pinata video game and they are really really bad at drinking. One had made themselves a cocktail with 4 Oz tequila, 4 Oz lime juice and 6 Oz of raspberry syrup. 1/2

Glad this year is about over, and outright dreading this next year. What a life.

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The White House has been caught. The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims. In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.

Everyday at work, when I run quotes for churches, entering the class code description always pulls up parachute manufacturer first for some reason and it amuses me. Anyone know a carrier that's hiring who covers that risk? Im insanely curious about it

PIERS: “You’re not gay?” FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.” P: “Should they vote?” F: “No.” PIERS: “They should stay home?” FUENTES: “Yeah.” PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?” FUENTES: “No.” PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”

You guys, it’s a Zonkey!

I have a long list of people I legitimately hate and those I will never forgive. But you know what I need? A list of people outside my immediate family is can love and enjoy

You know what? Im not really interested in rumors of a consensual act, im more concerned about the nonconsensual stuff. That being said, these memes are hilarious and I hope he strokes out

Just glancing at MAGA comments in local news threads has led me to believe we are about a week away from MAGA declaring that child rape is no big deal and it probably shouldn't be a crime anyway.

Made the Saturday breakfast. The dogs and I have an agreement, they get one strip of bacon each. Right now Presley is sitting at my feet with that look. "You already had bacon" "We've had one, yes. What about second bacon?"

I love when cops uphold the law, even if it’s one of their own

This person took this when they called the race

the tone deafness is beyond parody

Something that's very important to know about me: when im cooking, I don't measure most ingredients. But now that i've been diagnosed with diabetes, that may change. At least spices won't spike my sugar, right? Because if I lose my cumin privileges, Im not sure i want to keep going.

@pinkmouse.bsky.social I saved this just for you. Fall is here💙

This one is a favorite of mine

An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative

Visitor this am

Streaming My Fellow Americans for background noise while working and I want to cry

9-yr-old Ukrainian Sasha Paskal has won gold&bronze medals at the All-Ukrainian Rhythmic Gymnastics Competition "Black Sea Cup" In the summer of 2022she was seriously injured by a Russian strike and underwent a leg amputation Sasha didn’t give up.She went through rehabilitation 📹bokareva.solovey.m

Not today Satan 👻🎃💀🐶🐾😂😂💙

Radical leftist indoctrinating children with folk song Do Re Mi Antifa Sol La Ti Do

Pete Hegseth is a well-decorated veteran of many a hard-fought bottle and don't you peons forget it!

Made my appointment for a seasonal tire changeover

When I was 4, my mother took me to a local mall for lunch. For once, she acted parental and forbade me to join a boy about my age who was playing on the escalator. He was wearing bright blue flip flops. I remember him jumping on and off the escalator at the bottom, where it disappeared. 1/

RFK Jr is like Grunthos the Flatulent

Incoming right wing butthurt

Some guy is blaring out the Imperial March while following soldiers patrolling Washington DC Wonderful stuff

We went from The Great Cracker Barrel Logo catastrophe to the Groyper Wars in 2.5 Scaramuccis.

Is there anything better than a stolen hoodie?

I'm just going to live my life in such a way that Trump and Bibi don't make public statements about my death

Report today revealed that the "SEAL Team Six" special operations terrorists of the United States massacred a boat of defenceless civilians who just happened to spot their landing on DPRK shores, attempting to plant devices to intercept Kim Jong Un's communications in 2019 during negotiations.

Does anyone remember Jade Helm?

Kurdistan mountains 🏔️

good mornin #sInGeRsOnGwRiTeR #cOuNtRy #OrGiNaL #folk #song

The president’s quest for petty revenge continues. www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

Waiting for the Felon's patrol like...

This tow truck driver is a true hero! He bravely took their vehicle while ICE GOONS were in the midst of kidnapping.

DUN-DUN-DUN -- Maria Bartiromo and company react with stunned silence to a "disappointing" jobs report showing only 73,000 jobs were created in July

Motherfucking wind farms…

Then there's this piece of fucking shit

Currently reading This is fantastic breakdown of just how fake much of the mythology around what America and American families looked like. It also deconstructs the myth of rugged individualism, from settler “pioneers” to 1950s suburbanites relied heavily on government subsidies.