🥳🕛😴 It’s time to put the Hootenanny out of its misery. Jools Holland's annual New Year's Eve party used to be unmissable - now it's a stale, bland attempt to appeal to the masses inews.co.uk/culture/tele...

Wordle 1,535 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Had to happen eventually! Means I'm going to have to pick a new starting word though. #Wordle

'Propaganda’s A Secret Wish was ZTT's velvet-lined dungeon, dangerous and erotic - ‘Abba-In-Hell’' Happy Birthday to Propaganda's A Secret Wish, which turns 40 today! buff.ly/UEeWOCl

We now cross over to BBC Radio Derby.

Oooh, you mean it's OK to leave, realise it's a mistake, then rejoin? 😉

Seems to be a minority opinion, but I’m fine with that. UK was awful #eurovision

Hmm, no manipulation in the votes for Israel at all there #eurovision

Seems to be a minority opinion, but I’m fine with that. UK was awful #eurovision

Well, RIP Skype. You were never less than functional. That said, you were no ICQ. Anyway, in your memory, here’s a mix I did of the ringtone I did during the first COVID lockdown when I was first forced to use you. on.soundcloud.com/xVodD6DQ6kCi...

Remember this one. In five years, or ten, or twenty. When we're a weird, dirty, backward nation that still sets fire to stuff, and places like China and India start to ask us why.

Tremendous opportunity for Britain here. Let's see if we can swap our riot-inciters for their cancer researchers.

Don’t know how to break it to you Elon… but you’ve been blowing the wrong cock.

It's worth watching yesterday's proceedings in the Covid enquiry for a reminder of what a weapons-grade prick Matt Hancock is. I've no idea what the waste of skin is doing now, but if it doesn't involve picking up dog shit with his bare hands, I'd say he's under-qualified for the role.

🚨🚨 Apologies but Elon Musk is an insolent evil, nasty, arrogant little dickhead who deserves a very special place in hell. Bloody fucking traitorous asshole is not even close to describe the misery he stands for. Major kudos to Senator Kelly who is clearly on the right side of history. #muskisacunt

Hold on, conclave is when you’re voting a pope in, and convlex is when you’re voting a pope out.

Yes, that’s right

Don't despair. Europe can help Ukraine fight Russia without American help. Here's how iandunt.substack.com/p/europe-can...

The Ukrainian government has a list of places where you can donate to the war effort here. I personally just donated $100: war.ukraine.ua/donate/ Slava Ukraini.

Nice to think we actually have a future TBH

Oh, won’t somebody please think of the emergency podcasters?

Being a cunt is a hell of drug. Also, ketamine.

Every time I see the loathsome JD Vance, I’m reminded of this timeless Onion classic, I’ve no idea why.

In case it hasn’t been apparent since 2022: Volodymyr Zelensky is the leader of the free world.

Quite amazing for the American VP to be giving lessons on liberty to Europeans while his boss bans the Associated Press from news briefings because it calls the Gulf of Mexico by its actual name.

I'm sure there's a name for people who cheer on foreign powers against their own country. And it isn't patriots.

🚨🚨 So five years since #brexit and I think it is time reshare Daniel Hannan's absolutely insane and delusional vision of grandeur and hubris that characterised the true engineers and believers of #brexit. Here comes the #brexit insanity No 1 🧵 www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...

Guy with huge solar & wind powered farmhouse objects to solar farm in his backyard, claims "I'm not a NIMBY". Mate. Do you even know what those letters stand for? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Does the world remember this? Because it feels like quite a big bit of it has completely forgotten it.

Tesla Gigafactory, Berlin (Collaboration with @politicalbeauty.bsky.social )

Allison Pearson is pissed off that the Southport murderer has pleaded guilty and the witnesses will now be spared having to relive their ordeal in court because she wanted her chance to write about a trial.

The Daily Trumpygraph reports after an exhausting day of Trump, Good morning.

It is going to be a long, long four years.

I leave Radio 4 on for the dogs while I take my son to school at 8AM, got back to realise they'd been subjected to that racist scumbag (and sadly my MP) Robert Jenrick spouting his shit. Should I turn myself in to the RSPCA?

You, boy… When is bins?

As bad as Badenoch is, she is better than this piece of shit.