Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

ugh trying to write regularly again is really making it clear how deeply i've injured my poor attention span 😔😔😔 i know it will come back with practice but whew

Yeah sorry buddy, if you want to be catholic, the pope is infallible. You think that’s stupid? Well, wait until you hear about all the other stuff

店長ぺごくん 　#p5r #主明 𝘛𝘸𝘰𝘞𝘢𝘺𝘔𝘪𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳 > 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘯

this is also true for fiction writing. "oh, i just use the AI for editing/transitions/descriptions of scenes i make all the actual interesting parts myself" actually, editing and describing shit is HOW you get better at the interesting stuff. it's how you figure out how your writing works

hello shuake nation, i have finally posted my piece from @shuakedivorcezine.bsky.social 💜 it is very sad and if anyone interested in that happens to be looking at my deeply neglected bsky account i hope you enjoy it archiveofourown.org/works/82151496

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there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

I think making up little guys is good for your mental health, everyone should make up characters and then spend time daydreaming about them

Just remembered the funniest screenshot I have saved

Taylor Swift stole from me when I had to listen to that song about being cancelled

I’ve seen enough. It’s time to arrest Jeffrey Epstein!

"it is right to give him thanks and praise" was always the funniest part of catholic mass to me. a bunch of people murmuring "retweet"

picturing maya amano in persona 2 trying to use the 'rumors become reality' system to manifest a box of money in a parking lot. ulala does more or less the same thing but it's a box of money AND a keg

My favorite maybe not even intentional detail about night city is that being a pedestrian sucks and I always feel like I’m about to be hit by a car

Does it ever occur to you that your head is slowly 3D printing hair

everythiiing🎵 I have to saaay🗣️ would get me baaanned🎷 or on a liiist🎶

these people need to do what the rest of us do and just write fanfic

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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

working on a saturday when my cat is feet away, curled up asleep on my cozy cozy bed...... no one has ever suffered like this i'm pretty sure.

someday a real Black Friday will come and wash all the scum off the streets

women are my favorite guy

there are so many fun tricks you can play on the reader with a first-person narrator, such as: - surprise! i wasn't actually talking to you - surprise! you're part of the story - surprise! i've been lying the whole time etc etc. if you want to make the invisible understandings do something weird

It’s like crazy that there’s like this and X: the Everything App and then I guess Mastadon (????) as far as social media goes, but also all the film websites I used to read are all gone

my most unpopular opinion is probably that “if it’s good enough, spoilers won‘t ruin it for you anyway” is actually kinda mid & basic intellectualism, based on a trite model of narrative meaning as "content" to be decoded & appreciated cerebrally rather than *import* to be experienced dynamically

ive long been terrified by the prospect of doing video content bc for whatever reason people just feel wholly entitled to scrutinizing every aspect of your existence as soon as youre on camera

“can people be normal on ao3?” no. that’s quite literally the point. that website was created specifically to give freaks who like freaky shit a place to publish their works. if freaks liking freaky shit makes you uncomfortable, you can choose a different website.

they're calling her "the coolest person who has ever been alive"

greta thunberg invokes the planetary politics necessary at this time - both staunchly internationalist+anticolonial and environmentalist, with these two knit into one, and unafraid at the prospect of rapid movement - at a moment where narrow conservative nationalisms are the dominant trend

Songs in Persona 3 [LOTUS JUICE] 🎶 questionable 🎶 chemical vegetable mineral 🎶 I literally just bust nuts 🎶 on my bus🎶 [AZUMI TAKAHASHI] 🎶 ooo yeah 🎶 graduation fascination 🎶

daisy 🌼 #DragonAge #Merrill #DA2

picked up second fourth wing book and was instantly bored so will return to reading good things instead 👍

ryan murphy shows are so funny to me like the screen will flash "1967, Los Angeles" and then a nepo baby dressed exactly like France Gall will be on the phone saying "I'm sorry I can't make it tonight, Rosemary, I going to a The Doors concert. At the Whiskey a Go Go. with my friend Eve? Eve Babitz?"

Alright so theres a valid DAV crit going around- and im not trying to squash that- but I wanted to give some ✨Context✨ on why some things are the way they are because sometimes people have legal obligations. Some of this is already known if you look, but I dont know how public. So lets talk PULP🧵

Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge

one of my favourite quotes stopped me dead in my tracks when i first heard it. Kazuo Ishiguro said in his Nobel acceptance speech: "But in the end, stories are about one person saying to another: This is the way it feels to me. Can you understand what I’m saying? Does it feel this way to you?”

Kent Monkman, The Scream (2017). #nationaldayfortruthandreconciliation

I told you guys

I'm sorry to break this to you Zoomers but based on my interactions with you, you're just Long Millenials

belatedly realizing this looks like I'm saying fourth wing was good erotica lmao. I could find something sexier on wattpad in minutes

SILENT HILL f

i should actually post here instead of just retweeting (i'm not going to call it reposting. sorry) stuff but i got too used to my locked account... public internet scawwy....

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Isaac Chotiner has invited me to sample some delicious Amontillado wine and I don’t know guys but I think I’m going to come out of this interview seeming like *quite* the wine expert