What the fuuuuuuuuuck

i have an aquarium date to get ready for

Me going to bed on January 2nd 2026: I've got a really good feeling about this year. Me waking up on January 3rd 2026:

i don't feel good dude

jesus fuck what did we wake up to?

we must, and i cannot overstate this enough shoot computer

this is worth reading www.reddit.com/r/confession...

can’t stop thinking about this. there’s nothing nuanced about corporate genAI to me, if you defend it you’re defending this

i forgor it was new years

This Nazi passed a bill to imprison trans kids' parents two weeks ago.

"And I never say no" We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control. We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.

we had like 10 solid years of women going "no means no - please stop raping us if we ask you to" and then in those 10 years all of society built up a collective rage so powerful that now the most soulless men in your high school made a machine to steal your likeness to use as a rape torment bot 24/7

on the red line texting a partner about new and innovative ways to *redacted* her *redacted* with my new *redacted * i love trains so much

a watched frog never boils

2026 goals: - Embrace the thicness - Add muscle and cardio - Get better quality harnesses and straps - Devastate

tech bros trying to convince everyone epstein is cool is so telling and interesting

here’s to all the other abandoned dolls this christmas it’s not your fault you don’t deserve to be alone

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for Gob on your Knob! Merry Christmas to you and yours! 💜🎄 🎨 By @guttybee.bsky.social

here’s to all the other abandoned dolls this christmas it’s not your fault you don’t deserve to be alone

worst fucking time to need a new computed fuck

i like chicago, but i've been looking whistfully at seattle

And in six months, none of their coworkers will ask "Hey, it's Pride this weekend - want me to cover for you?"

During Christmas, a time when so many people are spending time with family for the holidays, I always notice that a disproportionate number of service industry workers who are covering those days tend to be queer. It always makes me a bit sad why this is likely the case.

Reports coming in from New Zealand that Santa used ChatGPT to compile the nice list; thousands of presents have been delivered to children who don’t exist

yip yip i'm entering the avatar state

Woah. Wasn’t expecting that. SCOTUS blocks Chicago national guard deployment.

having to take some udemy courses for work i think i know why no one knows how to code these days

moar hot bald girls!

Occurred to me that The Fellowship is made up of: a demigod, three princes, a rich military kid, three trust fund kids and their gardener.

Let's copy ~ 7GB of files to a USB drive on Macintosh OS in 2025! "That'll be 14 days!" *quick web search* *disables spotlight indexing* "That'll be ~25 minutes!" I really miss the days when folks knew how to code...

This just continues to reinforce my belief that generative AI should be banned entirely. "Machine that uses a small town's worth of electricity to make deepfake child porn trivially easy to produce" is not a thing that should exist, ever. Absolutely horrifying what happened to these girls 😣

avatar is a dogshit racist series and it's embarrassing that people like it so god damn these two parts of the review are absolutely scathing

Happy solstice to my trans friends and small creatures only

i am that i am i am popeye the sailor man be not afraid

Tragic BG3 run. Playing as Dark Justiciar Shadowheart. Only recruited Gale and Astarion, and hirelings as fellow Sharrans. Dating Gale by default We get to the brothel. He won't share. I dump him and send him to camp. He immediately gets captured / castrated(?) by Orin. I didn't plan this I swear!

installing software

Street Witch

everyone in chicago has the flu this season must be really bad

so, we're doing an actual hunger games? really?

good news: has gf bad news: she immediately gave us flu

Good morning to sleepy girls and girls who need to drink more water

i have a zoomer gf pray for me

it did

Me: "Siri, add grocery list to the grocery list" Siri: "But I'm the... oh... fuck... I'll get right on that... (then update my resume)"

it is 2025 and i am srsly considering a dvd player or i guess its bluray now they never went above bluray right?

think ima kiss a cute girl tomorrow that will *actually* fix me

Oh...hey, a preview card in today's story....this looks.... reads the card ... ... Eyes go wide. #MTGLorwyn.