[ Sigh ] Go get my purse

Boss I hears da ice cream truck

Loves dat cute little green thing

( battat dont do that

Jongler Jriday.

I'm thankful for uhhh. Battat 'n Pluey [ Nodding sagely ]

I'll make you pay!! I've got connections!! I've got friends on the inside!! ... though, that friend is, just that cowboy guy over there.

Get jongled

get jongled.

Jongler Juesday

A joyful Jongler juesday to you all!

( 💭 How are you today Jongler ) Your biceps are so big it makes me want to kiII myself

* ( Looking around like they thought they heard something )

I never considered that Jongler could be butch. Maybe I'm a bad person.

EVERYONE READ THEIR BOOK RIGHT FUCKING NOW

My book again. . .

Jongler's Book on Jongleing And Other Tricks

Baby Jongler Enby Is So Small Fig In Two Hands New Baby Cowboy Toy Tiny For Baby Small Aww Mike Fun Pal Happy Happy Jongler Baby for 2 Or 3 Every Jongler All Aww Cuteness Adorable New Toy Jongler Pet Remote Cute Cowboy Baby Jongler Aww

] pokes @memories0fyou.bsky.social

] making myself laugh really hard at this

] ok grady.

I'm nice Jongler.

//Matter

] i'm not right .

] someone at this doctor's office just checked in and has the same first name as me and i got really scared hearing my name for like a solid two seconds

] purely on impulse.

OOC : // Woe. Dice be upon ye

//some shit like this

] purely on impulse.

* ( They're kind of just sitting by themself. Gloved hands anxiously fidgeting, seeming distracted. )

] kill him. KILL HIM.@;KILL GHIM

] guh .

] i was going to get up and take a shower but she wanted her tent .

] evil. guilt tripping them. EVIL.

//THE REAL BATTAT WOULD BE HORNY AS FUCK IF I GOT MAD

] FAT FUCK IS KILLING ME .

Welp.

] jongler: i'm gonna start callin' youse curious george battat: ??? why jongler: dats exactly what im talkin' about

] none of my muses have gotten killed yet i almost feel like i'm missing out

] this is really fucking funny if you subscribe to the theory that asgore's tv is just really fucked up and either terribly weird or possibly malicious . they're not sure about that guy either man

Boss what da heck is a Google

] spent a while thinking about it and i suppose that puts jongler post-divorce. but only a little

August 15th.

] i like to think battat and pluey have just never thought to ask them about this so theyve never thought to bring it up independently

Dat was a long time ago. . .

] tv remote from asgore's. old and maybe doesn't really work the greatest. a lot more mellowed out than the other zappers