It's not sabotage. I just put an end to it, that's all.

] stupid motherfucker

You did not win. I made sure of that.

You didn't.

[ Actually really pissed off that he lost but he doesn't quite know how to deal with anger so he's just really violently crunching on animal crackers ]

[ Does this with his sleeve and then walks away ]

[ Staring for a minute ] Can we start over. I don't like this game.

I don't like doing this. Please don't breathe on me.

If you insist.

If I were bald, I would simply not care.

I would win. I'm sure you know this.

I refuse to play this game.

] the sheer concept of L himself getting fed up and responding with "you're gay"

It's not a gift. I'm just asking that you buy it for yourself.

I'd give you my money to buy a wig. There's a difference.

Misa, I am incredibly rich. Please use my money to buy a wig.

Hmm... To put it plainly, Misa, I think you need to kiII yourseIf.

] got reminded of my own misa on twt. half the time all she did was bully mikami it was awesome . and then she turned green

Her hair looks like shit.

I would give my honest opinion, Miss Amane, but I feel you wouldn't appreciate what I have to say.

⠀ ⠀⠀i updated my hairstyle .ᐟ ⠀

Mm, as I suspected. Call it an educated guess.

Miss Amane—a question, if I may. Did your father, by any chance, have early-onset male pattern baldness?

] having him respond in completely the wrong language is killing me so bad for no reason

Monsieur, I set up this profile in an attempt to reply to this in character for the bit, but I came to realize I have no idea how Poirot speaks!

he LOVES hercule poirot

I'm very grateful to all members of the Japanese Task Force that remained by my side on the Kira case but by God every single one of you are idiots

I do not approve of murder, my friend. Every day, we meet people the world could do better without... yet we do not kill them. We must be better than the beasts. So let us find this killer.

The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate. Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope. Yet... The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed. Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end. It matters not who you are... Death awaits you.

The real evil is the power to kill people. Someone who finds himself with that power is cursed. No matter how you use it, anything obtained by killing people can never bring true happiness.

The human who uses this note can neither go to Heaven nor Hell.

] he is not a religious man but boy would it be fun to lean into religious symbolism

What is it that I do? Um... When a crime has been committed, I can, by application of order and method and the slow extinguishing of my own soul, find without fail or doubt, whodunit.

No worries, Miss Amane. I always have time for cake. [ It would be bad for the both of them if word got out that Misa Amane was spending her spare time with a strange man, too. ] You needn't worry about payment, either. The least I can do is cover our order.

] lets see. umm. kidnapping. unlawful imprisonment. assault. breaking and entering. identity theft. hostage taking. illegal possession of firearms. searches without warrant. stalking. torture. almost definitely more i've missed

#SeductiveSunday This is my beach outfit.

] he hates shoes but avoiding getting a piece of glass stuck in his foot or something is decidedly higher priority

Hm... As long as we won't be attracting any attention, I suppose. [ Well, if they're going out... He grabs a pair of loose tennis shoes and slips them on, before trudging along after her. ]

Strawberry shortcake...? [ Big eyes, round and dark-centered like a cat's. ] Well, I certainly can't say no to that.

] he/him but frankly he doesn't actually care. gender does not matter to him

Mhm. [ He's not sure how to respond to this. Friendship and fondness... not something he's accustomed to. ] Right. Well, then, I suppose that's settled.

] got reminded of my own misa on twt. half the time all she did was bully mikami it was awesome . and then she turned green

Mm. Well, I don't see what your relationship with Light has to do with ours. [ It has just about everything to do with it, but he's not about to say so. He at least has the sense not to crush her spirits. ]

Hm...? Really? [ Not that he had noticed. He's not the most observant when it comes to interpersonal relationships, let alone romance. ] I see. Well, that's a shame... seeing as you clearly liked him. [ What he means is "it's a shame I can't redirect your excitement from me to him anymore". ]

Oh? That's quite the surprise.

Right, of course. Thank you. ... Although, I'm sure Light would appreciate it much more...

] he cant even say "i don't like hugs" like a normal person. it has to be "don't touch me unless you're dying"

Well, I'm not particularly interested. Unless you are actively dying from lack of a hug, Miss Amane... I think I'll refrain for now.

Was it not? [ Staring at her with his big eyes, idly hooking a finger on his lip. ]

Mm. Well, you've already done that now, haven't you?