We've been trying to reach you about your racecar bed's extended warranty.

Please do not message me about BFC registration, panel selections or the hotel lottery, thanks!

I cannot get you a room. I cannot pick you as volunteer. I cannot guarantee any panel. I cannot guarantee your copanelist’s registration. I cannot tell you when registration opens. You cannot use your connections or money to get you places, no matter how much you schmooze. We are doing our best.💜

This is what every game developer sounds like right now.

🚨 BOOST 🚨 Please help her out. One of the people who assaulted her was a Patriot Front Nazi. Of course the cops didn't arrest him, and now she's facing charges and will need legal funding.

do catgirls watch from like... the cuck wall shelf?

Plural friend has anxiety call that a nervous system

I keep having to tell myself that feelings are not facts because I'm going through a wave of depression right now. It's a good technique but it is not perfect.

big diaper friday! you know what that means, push those diapers to the limit! <3

Puppy creature

This is so painfully true.

I'm hopped up on Melatonin and shouldn't even be online, let alone giving my opinions on TTRPG design.

I did the best I could with this, especially since I've mostly stopped playing video games after 2023. 1990 was NES era, IMO no '90 NES games really hold up anymore. 2014 was spent playing older games 2021 was me getting VR and playing older games 2024 was the worst year since 2011.

I really wish Telegram had a toggle-able setting to turn off stickers and gifs. In some of the babyfur groups I'm in it is like 75% a small handful of furs using stickers excessively. I don't need to see the same "hi" sticker dozens of times or just the same 3 diaper stickers from the same fur.

If I wanted to gift someone the equivalent of collectable coins I would just buy them a scratch off ticket. Late stage capitalism makes me sick to my stomach. It's a fucking toy.

The BAM situation has killed my desire to ever buy or participate in lego again. If you buy someone, even an ageplayer, a lego set in hopes they have fun, they're just going to treat it as an investment and sell it later. Its fucking wild how my childhood toy is worth so much it is ruining lives

A scene at the beginning of a reverse Children of Men-type movie (where everyone gets regressed instead of growing old) of a tv broadcast by @crimsoni.bsky.social in a lab coat announcing the discovery of a new magical process to make a new "fountain of youth" (spoiler: boobymilk)

I saw one dude on barq with the sentence in his profile that read "The shark plushie does not count as therapy" And like omg

The main thing I want from any relationship is a friend who can sit with me and share joy and laughter with me. The kink stuff is needed yes, but it needs to be in service to the connection.

Pride

BOOK LOVING MILLENNIALS! AT LONG LAST THE SACRED TEXTS HAVE BEEN RESTORED!

I've heard many of the same complaints from trans mascs the entire time I've been out. The nasty treatment from gay men's spaces, the utter indifference or hostility from trans women who want to make everything about themselves. Please fight back against transmisandry whenever you can.

Hello. Job leads have been few and far between this year so far, and job hunting outside my discipline to make ends meet has been fruitless and demoralizing. I have not gotten a paycheck since October. I could use help making rent this month. “Thank you” - Stella PayPal: @StellaSacco Cashapp: #$SACC

consider the person on the other side of the screen

Putting the distinct thought, in a woman's head via hypnosis, that if she orgasms in a diaper she'll become a baby forever. After several butches hold her down and a Mommy gets out the good wand, her eyes will go wide in terror as the inevitable orgasm builds. "Sweetie just give in. Let go, forever"

The movies that I've heard people claim are "better than anything being made today," man. Get a grip! Get some perspective! Enshittification was coined to be about websites getting less usable, not you liking the media from when you were 13.

This whole "male socialization" business assumes parents are still painting rooms blue or pink and putting boys in cub scouts and girls in sewing club. No. No that's not what's happening with parents rn. Kids are being socialized by iPads. Pretty sure brainrot is genderless.

"Male socialization" sounds so ridiculous. I'll tell you what's more relevant is "ND kid socialization" vs "NT kid socialization". Gender is a red herring. The other kids understand socially constructed norms intuitively. The spectrum kid does not. That's the more relevant epistemological gap.

What if I made the fursona for this account a kind of psalty the song book parody creature where it is one of those books with buttons for sounds but the book is about losing your potty training?

I must not ruminate. Rumination is the happiness killer.

That's it, you've lost your "big kid thought" privileges. If you can't be trusted to think nice things about yourself, then you don't need to think at all. *Snap*

Two rival pop divas whose whole gimmick is baby stuff doing a battle streamed on the internet where they each compete to fill their diapers more than the other while performing their hits.

Lacye wants us to do our best while resting when we can 🖤

Running from your trauma will only make the recovery last longer because you'll have to fix the damage you did with your avoidance behaviors

I think I've finally found a bedtime ritual that works even if it takes a while

A thing it’s important to remember is that nobody is immune to falling down a pipeline. Everybody is vulnerable to at least some kind of manipulation, and everybody might come upon something that seems like a solution to their heartache at a time where they are hurting. Staying vigilant is crucial

One MUST resist the urge to lolcow. I'd call it one of the most important urges to resist on the contemporary internet, actually

Masculinity is not a sin Transness is not a sin Transmasculinity is not a sin Anti-transmasculinity is also anti-trans Transmascs deserve to be included in trans community and advocacy Because when we aren't We die alone

living in a 24/7 d/s (damsel/snidely) relationship with a girl who keeps a pair of airpods in so she can listen to oncoming train asmr to stay in "trackspace"

Evil babysitter witch whose witch outfit is just straight ripped from the 1990s Lisa Frank aesthetic. Her spell book is one of those rainbow dolphin trapper keepers.

I'm a weird, moody, goofy dork and that's what's basically always going to be on the menu re: relationships. I'm tired of pretending to be the kind of sexy domme archetype everybody seems to want and get disappointed when someone doesn't fulfill their unspoken fantasy.

Trying to keep your emotions and opinions on lock down for months but eventually you slip up and do something too revealing of your inner life and the resulting chaos means you can never go back to being respectable. That's why they call it disabling.

I think I've guessed the strat. They're probably messaging women going to each of the events and acting like they're also going in hopes of getting laid. If one woman responds positively, that's probably the event they're going to.

What's the actual game plan for straight men on fetlife who rsvp to every kink event in a 300 mile radius on a single night? Are they trying to communicate something? Are they hoping some woman messages them? What's the goal with it? Also most of their icons are c*ck or chest photos.

So, if you're going to PAWcon 2026 in San Jose, California, follow this account (it's legit, I'm running the thing) to keep in touch about a chill, long-duration 21+ SFW babyfur space we're going to be running on the Saturday of the con.

Something real big and babyfur is being cooked up for #PAWcon2026 for those of you who couldn't get into BFC (or for those who want an afterparty) Stay tuned while everything is set up.

bluesky users just want to be in a bubble. unchallenged. in a cozy space. like a playpen. with mesh walls and a vinyl floor printed with colorful cartoon characters. and there's plushies in there and a stack of plastic rings and a squeaky toy. and theres a sippy cup and some arrowroot cookies. and

You don't even need to make another bfc-scale event to get the feelings of acceptance you get from. Rent a space and have a littles party. Start a munch! If you don't have the skills and money to start a con just start a meetup in a reasonably sized city.