Sorry sir, your card has declined. He begins to reverse your permanent donkey tf as your distressed "heehawws" turn into cries of an average human shouting: "PLEASE RETRY MY CARD, PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK TO THE OFFICE I'M BEGGING YOU HAWWW."

Being relentlessly teased by your coworkers after your constant office accidents forced them to convert the break room into a full daycare with you as its sole occupant. Senior engineer demoted to the company’s official diaper-pooping baby, crawling around in branded pampers~

I really should have gotten a png tuber put together for BFC TV but I had no idea if I would have a job next month until yesterday morning.

All the gear fetish stuff I see get on my feed makes me realize all those guys growing up who were REALLY into motocross might have been hiding some feelings.

I dont give a fuck if caitlyn jenner is the worst human being on the planet, she is the worst woman on the planet and deadnaming her is transphobic bullshit regardless of her actions. a trans person's gender is not a reward for good behavior that gets withdrawn when they suck

i am going to inflict whoever invented the gas powered leaf blower with a sensory processing disorder and complicated math they need to get done while listening to their horrible creation

I just used a "Mute thread" button for the first time on here to mute a rage bait post by somebody who simply doesn't understand how what they're talking about actually works in practice and the flashbacks It nearly triggered in me because of how dangerous the idea is.

wolf who stinks good

@jayeallisonashtear.bsky.social one sword plz. Talk in PM?

I would cross the ocean in a submarine with a screen door to try these

These are absolutely precious and cute!

Domme drop, domme trauma, and dommebuilding: a rant about the mental health of dommes. I think that the mental health of dommes isn't talked about enough in the kink sphere at all. I know here we talk about it a lot, and I *often* rant about how much domme drop is involved in hypnosis specifically.

Last night I was so tired I was sleep sitting and tonight I can't shut off my brain even with melatonin.

When the porn blog you've followed for several years suddenly floods your feed with terrible AI diaper and chastity art that is so poorly created you have no idea how they found it erotic.

Leopard who eats faces swears he’s not one of the bad ones and states he does not at all enjoy the faces he eats like those other bastard leopards.

The revolutionary new style reportedly allows autistic people to feel as free as they day they were born, without immediately losing their actual freedom on a public indecency charge.

I just tried some black soybean drink I got from an Asian grocery store and the stuff tasted like envelope glue.

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Two diaper wearing Universal Century Earth Federation gear fetishists humping each other in their normal suits instead of crewing their stations aboard their ship.

its so weird meeting someone who is a friend of a close friend at an event. That's now two nullo otherkin robots I've met locally now.

I just had a burrito the size of my forearm. It was so good.

🚨 Absolutely last call for those who want to attend, and have been previously vetted for past BFC events! 📣

#TMITuesday I have an issue with one of my eyes rn and I've been trying to help it by "watering" it with tears so I've been processing a lot of negative stuff and crying a lot and it has helped and led to some emotional revelations.

Since I won't be eating much at dinner I bought a chile verde California burrito and I'm holding @baa.bsky.social 's good ideas responsible. She's a smart lamby and one day, if she comes for BFC I'd love to take her to some awesome burrito places here.

I'm always open for #TMITuesday questions on Tuesdays, I just don't advertise them always because most of the time I talk to the same pawful of people everyday.

There is no substitute, no shortcut, no fix that can surpass genuinely loving all of yourself. You can't cheat it with substances. You can't play pretend with fame. You have to love yourself, even the parts you don't like. There is no other path that will actually heal you & you have to do it daily🧵

Does it really matter how embarrassed you feel about it if your owner is just going to use your existing fetishes to help condition new ones into you? It's going to happen regardless (especially with than cursed hypno kink you have) so why not enjoy becoming something even more horny?

This meeting could have been a tea party with my plushies 😤🫖

Let's face it. You might think you're a dumb puppy but you're probably more trainable than you give yourself credit for. Just look at how much you drool when you see meat and know that you can be conditioned to enjoy being owned just the same.

I've never seen something so obscene.

Are you gassy and struggling not to fart during morning standup? May I suggest muting your mic before letting one rip?

Did you know that you can become a kibity at any time you allow yourself too? Just go ahead. Release the inner meow and embrace a future of mew mew miao churrup *purrrrr* mew...

Every morning I have to rip medical tape holding my eye closed and every morning I feel like I've woken up from stasis hibernation because I can barely see.

Reposts are how other people find out about new artists, new authors, cool posters on bluesky. They instantly put the spot light on something you think is cool and and if you do them sparingly enough they have a real impact.

Fursona rankings are cats > everything else. Focusing on the specifics aren't worth your time because you don't want to get involved in cat politics and non-cats can fight over whether forest puppies are better than puppy-puppies or bunny-puppies.

Being queer is to reject the idea that your life is “supposed to” look any specific way other than what you want it to look like

Man like having spent the whole weekend working my regular job, working on the bfc panel, and dealing with medical stuff has wiped me out attention-wise and I'm struggling at work.

Jehuty/Anubis (pretend there's no pilots, it's not about them) #ZoneoftheEnders #mecha

happy neil day everybody <3

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

Trying not to let past trauma affect how I deal with the present but some wounds run too deep to fully ignore. And that's how you naturally lubricate your eyes when you can't shut one of them like a pro.

I'm having lots of rejection-related thoughts about illness and all I want to do is drown myself in tears with a box of brownies and be angry at the world. Gotta go to bed though, I have work in the morning.

For anyone interested in helping contribute to the title year travel fund: my run pins are available! I'd be delighted to ship one along to you for a $20 contribution to the travel fund. Any leftover funds at the end will be contributed directly to the next titleholder's travel fund. DM me! <3

The synthesizer is, culturally, a transgender instrument.

🎟️ Due to the HUGE BFC TV demand, we’re testing a last-minute registration option for previously vetted attendees! If someone has attended a past BFC event, they may now see one final chance to join. Ends Tuesday, April 14 at 11:59 PM PT. Register: www.babyfurcon.com/registration...

holy shit he actually conceded folks, they tell you they’re invincible they tell you they’re inevitable they tell you that you should give up and stop fighting and absolutely none of that is true