Me: hey what was that one thing my wife told me I needed to do at home before she gets back from work? My brain: not sure, but here is the exact wording from the intro to Mallet's Mallet in its entirety that you haven't thought about since 1992

This is the only time I've accepted gates in a gender conversation. Such a logical answer!

My body: ok I'm fighting a virus rn, take it easy today. Me: right then, I'll go into work but I'll make sure everything is super chill. My body: whatever you say.. enjoy your evening curled up aching, shivering and sweating at the same time. Will I ever learn?

This story is so important because, like with many other things, it's easy to tell yourself "well that would never happen to me" - but something will come along that *will* happen to you, like it did for these previously completely normal people

Excellent article, would read again. www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...

In 2021, 65% of elected councillors had majority support. This used to be the norm. Now the vast majority are being elected on well under 50% of the vote, often less than a third. All other votes are being ignored. This should not be normalised.

This is why, as a primary teacher, I am extremely uncomfortable with my school pushing increased use of AI

#musicsky people! My friend Kasey (not on bsky) just put out this collection of heavy, technical, beautiful songs, feel free to give it some of your eartime x talismanic.bandcamp.com/album/pk-rip...

Always worth following the live text on the BBC for unfortunate typos #bbcsky

NEW: I've been shocked by some of the numbers I've been seeing on behind-the-meter power plants for data centers, so I did a little math. less than a dozen gas plants being built to power data centers for big tech companies could emit a maximum of nearly 130 million tons of CO2e each year (!)

In the horrific Saville episodes of BtB (which everyone should listen to), it's funny that @iwriteok.bsky.social picks up on the 20th century British use of the word "birds" to describe women when the American equivalent is "chicks" which means.. baby birds #behindthebastards

Today, it was time for short shorts. #photosky

Just realised I've been waiting almost 20 years for Jack Black to remake that Toni Braxton song as "Unfuck My Ass"

PADDINGTON BEAR IS WEAK ON LEMON CURD

My job this morning is to hide chocolate eggs around the garden, because it's what my parents did when I was a kid, and they would've loved seeing their grandkids having the same experience. Schéin Ouschteren. #eastersky #photosky

Nice castle. I'll snatch it. #photosky #gent

never forget that covfefe

It is #bandcampfriday again so, you know, snatcherofcastles.bandcamp.com is stuff what I made, have a listen, what's the worst that can happen? #musiciansky

@iandunt.bsky.social again says what I feel but in well-explained words rather than facial expressions

Having a lot of fun with this. Reminds me of the generators from the Brunching Shuttlecocks back on the early internet(tm)

I'm so confused by the ampersand in this shop name. We're in Mondorf (the name of the town) and obvs a parfumerie is just a perfume shop. So why "Mondorf & Parfumerie?" #photosky #luxembourg #luxsky

If you have the latest version of the BlueSky app, now you can listen to Bandcamp songs directly in posts! Try it with my album why not: snatcherofcastles.bandcamp.com/album/well-e... #musicsky #mathrock #bsky

A British grandmother with a valid visa detained by ICE for 6 weeks. "So why did ICE detain her, and keep her locked up for so long? ICE officers are paid a bonus every time they detain someone. 'Individual ICE agents get money per head that they detain – the guards told me that,' Karen says."

Hey so in 2026, Luxembourg as a country has already used up as much natural resources as its land area could provide in the entire year. But consumption habits can't change, as that might damage some sectors of the economy.. #luxsky today.rtl.lu/news/luxembo...

Hey #musicsky folk - got any useful tips for identifying AI-generated music or artists? I can see AI stuff creeping onto Bandcamp without being tagged as such and I find that ominous...

Latest read finally turned up. 2 months late, so I hope it was worth the wait... #booksky #mathematics

It's Bandcamp Friday! Buy my music or face the consequences! #linkinbio #shamelessselfpromotion #bandcampfriday #musicsky

Well this feels significant

Join the grassroots movement now: QuitGPT.org

Saying your own phone number as an opener when answering the phone.

When your kid discovers the music of Flight of the Conchords (she needs to wait a few years to watch the actual show)... Thanks @jemaineclement.bsky.social and Brit x #musicsky

Here's what being me for a year looks like (in 365 seconds) - vimeo.com/1150963666

Quick, what were the best albums of 2025? I forgot to listen to any...

Sum up your Christmas 2025 with one photo #photosky

If there are parents out there who don't have this on heavy rotation right now, put this on heavy rotation right now: youtu.be/5JZAxZNtUAk?... #xmassky

Here's the staff toilet at my school. I don't understand why it is designed with a shelf for the shit to sit on. Any ideas?

MORE SKIN WITH MILK-MOUTH. That is all. #musicsky #mathrock

Pretty happy with the framing of this shot. #photosky #renewables

Current affairs, by my 10-yo daughter. It's all in the details.

Hey internet, BEHOLD MY PLINTH #gardeningsky

After extensive research, I can confirm that the best way to read this gloriously enjoyable book by @djangowexler.bsky.social is with Mother Mother's album "O My Heart" on repeat and some pear cider that you found while sorting out the garage. Just a perfect Wednesday. #booksky

New awareness campaign

hard agree

Beholde myne pumpkyn!

Under duress this weekend, I had to release the Halloween decorations from their attic prison...

Swiss glaciers have lost almost a quarter of their volume in just the last 10 years. Please don’t vote for people who deny this or pretend there’s nothing we can do to save what’s left. www.france24.com/en/live-news...

IT IS ALL GOING DOWN IN LUXEMBOURG TONIGHT #trounwiessel #luxembourg #luxembourgsky

This is fucking horrifying, and should be much more widely reported upon. Thank you once more, BLT

*proudly admits to being the former