I wouldn't have seen it coming!

The jokes about Sisyphus always rock. Hope you keep on a roll with them!

I want to make a joke about Tantalos, but it's just a bit beyond me at the moment.

I should try and reflect on my Dracula joke. It sucks.

I have a joke about Dorian Gray. It never gets old.

I have a joke about Polyphemus but nobody will get it.

Just thought of the funniest joke about Athena. It popped into my head fully formed.

"Give wanderers an accent," I said. "They're a bit abrasive, and an accent conveys that well!" I said. "Just follow a few simple rules, you don't need to write those in advance," I said.

List three things you can talk about for 3 hours without prep: 1. Fairy tales and myths 2. Attraction, Sexual Orientation and the Aro/Ace Spectrum 3. Research methodologies and the inherent risk of “convincing lies” in the context of the New Atlantis’ fake literature review

I am in the mood to conquer, destroy, and sip tea atop the ruins. Who all wants to join in?

Are you looking for a silly #bookmark for spooky season? I made a holographic coffin shaped one just for the occasion! You can find it at absolutelyfabulich.com

Claire and Surma have power couple energy, but I have no idea what the trope is when the couple can beat the daylights out of a gang of 20+ people together? Oh, Battle Couple Fits!

The viking stared at me, my body cracked and bleeding after his blades had tasted their fill. I glared at him, defiant to the last, even as my vision began to fade. His chuckle and a low prayer were meant to follow me to the afterlife. I appreciated the gesture. He'd die virtuously when I respawned.

This week is almost over! Feel free to land a finishing combo that breaks its bones and leaves next week quivering in fear of your might and awe! Or just punt because there's only a sliver left and overkill isn't productive. Whatever fits your life and style, I'm glad to see you choosing it! 😁

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#WeeknightWriters A5: Whoops, almost forgot to do this! My book is still churning along, but I'm hoping to resume streams this coming Tuesday, so if you're interested in hearing me read a few chapters of Anne of Green Gables live, feel free to drop in! twitch.tv/Selene_Heidl...

TIME’S UP! Thanks so much for joining tonight’s #WeeknightWriters chat! If you're looking for more writing support throughout the week - or you just want to support our community programming - check out our Sustaining Membership Program at

It is absolutely a delightful sapphic disaster story, and I'll scream that from the rooftops! Just... as soon as I figure out how to climb up there. While I figure it out, read The Dragon Next Door, it's a great story for good goobers!

#WeeknightWriters A4: Keep being awesome! And maybe check your business e-mails. But yeah, the "being awesome" thing, for sure!

#WeeknightWriters A3: Um... hm. I think keeping the collabs going until I have enough momentum to get my own stream running again would be a solid move. And celebrating being okay, that'd be a really important move, I think. Does anyone have an "I didn't die" celebration they'd recommend?

#WeeknightWriters A2: Getting to see everyone engaging has been fantastic! Seriously, every like and reply I've gotten has been a very needed boost. You're all fantastic for it! 💜 Beyond that, I'm a few paragraphs from finishing the new intro. 😄 Also #OttersEditing was fun for what I was able to do!

#WeeknightWriters A1: I'm holding it together! Some temporary measures have me stable for the most part, and although re-entry has been rocky, I should be okay by Tuesday, just in time for the temporary measures to run low. 😣 My day job is safe for now, though, and that's very much "not nothing".

#WeeknightWriters Oh hemk, I'm late! Hi, I'm Selene (she/any), and my week is moving rapidly, which is a blessing and a bit disorienting. 😅 I'm writing a novella about a girl who fights to protect her home (and so girls will kiss her boo-boos better). I finally hit a productive streak today, WOO!

So, I asked about WIMPS for a different story, but are people here generally familiar with sinawali and its associated drills? I'm guessing it's more something martial arts enthusiasts will know, but I don't know how rare it is to have learned about and don't want to bury people in vocab terms.

Little Mari looking adorable!

"Okay, just one chapter to go and then the intro will be all wrapped–" (My head suddenly drops a massive gang fight that will take three pages to describe and is now a significant plot point) ...whelp, guess I have two more intro chapters to write. 💁‍♀️

Oh hey, Fisani is one of those people who will make a gorgeous work of art and call it a “sketch” because it’s not photorealistic and you can see details of the lineart if you look closely, good to remember. 😅 Also this looks like such a cute scene!

As someone whose dating history is basically, “I can fix them,” colour me intrigued.

(Whoops, forgot alt text) This is basically Claire's fighting style, though she's more prone to tripping people than using flashy high kicks. www.deviantart.com/karlsia/art/...

Hey authors! If your first novel came out in the onslaught that was 2020, please share it here. Tell us the title and at least one cool thing about it, plus give us a link to learn more and buy it.

Hey, you. Yes, you. Keep doing your best. I know it can get rough, and scary. That’s true. But it’s also true that you’re strong and there are ways forward. I’ll always be proud of you when I see you giving your all. So keep at it; I’ll be watching. 💜

#FirstDraftFall was incredibly fun last year and we're working hard to make it even more fun - and more helpful - this year! Check out the post below for the full schedule!

TONIGHT @ 7 PM CST/8 PM EST, We're reading Science Fiction Stories! Let's explore the worlds of tomorrow through the stories of yesterday and maybe we'll meet an alien or two! I look forward to seeing you all there! #ENVTuber #VTuber

I do believe my day just got slightly brighter. Also I may need to add a sound redeem of "That's AI" at some point.

Which game review score matches your profile's score on bluefacts.app? Blue Sky isn't the biggest place, but this still surprised me: I didn't expect to be anywhere near the top 25%. I am grateful, though! And my score aligns with Lunar:SSS! (Assuming we use Metacritic User Reviews)

Here is my entry for the @augursociety.bsky.social Microfiction contest: The Sudden Cancellation of Breakfast Plans 🥞💔 #AugurMicros2025

I'll second these sentiments! ...and also get on my book writing. 😅

Day 2 of the Horroathon! We got 4 followers and 1 sub last night! Looking good, looking good! Let's keep it going! Starting again tonight at 8pm EST/EDT! www.twitch.tv/maymortem69 #twitch #vtuber #lewdtuber #envtuber #vsky #vtubermodel #promosky

I had a hard time deciding between clementine and lee or sam and max But i did decide on sam and max

Introducing TriCon! ✨May 15-17, 2026 in Kjipuktuk | #Halifax. Celebrating spec fic, we couldn't be prouder to have @amalelmohtar.com @englelaird.bsky.social and @kurestinarmada.bsky.social joining us as our Guests of Honour. Earlybird tickets available now! 🎟️ www.eventbrite.com/e/tricon-the...

I do believe my day just got slightly brighter. Also I may need to add a sound redeem of "That's AI" at some point.

#AugurMicros2025 @augursociety.bsky.social For a geologist, the past is the key to the present and future.

My entry into the Augur micro comp <3 The Myths of What Will Be @augursociety.bsky.social #AugurMicros2025

#AugurMicros2025 @augursociety.bsky.social

Post a duo.

Oh, so THAT is why the rapture didn’t happen: their god is just waiting for the Epstein Files release before allowing it.

✨ Augur Editor update ✨ The application deadline has been extended to SEPT 26th! 🚨 Don’t miss your chance to apply!

Yo Reky's running a whole dang talkshow for a cause! (Also I might appear in an hr don't tell anyone! 😉✨)

Have you entered your story yet? 👀 We're STILL OPEN to microfiction stories until SEPT 30th‼️ Don't self reject, share your unique work!