About to block this Trump supporting gay on every social platform I was following him. How did I not clock that until now?

I love how people in movies get slashed in the stomach and are fine but if I get a kitchen cut on my hand I’m like out of commission for days.

Me to my boyfriend every five minutes while I’m sick.

FOLKS, WE'RE GONNA LIB OUT AND WE'RE GONNA LIB OUT VERY STRONGLY

People who are leaving NYC, please post pix of your U-Hauls!

Eat shit NY Post, Trump, Murdoch.

There will be so many apartments available to rent after all those people who promised to flee the City after a Mamdani win leave.

The true threat that candidates like Mamdani, Platner, etc represent is that average, working, Americans can run for office and upset the establishment!

So did we gain an hour already or can I get another?

Not Jacob but still hot.

Is this Jacob Elordi at the gym or am I staring at a hot stranger? 🤔

We should be asking this c o n s t a n t l y.

There was a lady in Central Park sitting among the trees and screaming obscenities this morning and I can relate.

@comicsnchronic.bsky.social can’t believe these takes on Absolute Batman! Wow. There are things I don’t love but overall it’s been a great run.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

I just got hit on by a panhandler so yeah I’ve still got it.

“Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. But with Tylenol, don't take it." - A Very Stable Genius

I guess he’s changed his tune since then as it relates to Jimmy Kimmel.

I’m using my first amendment right to email Nexstar’s EVP Chief Communications officer to voice my displeasure. www.nexstar.tv/nexstar-abc-...

Was looking up LGBTQ+ dramas on Tubi and wonder what they think Holes is about…🤔

Subway stations are underground so why are they so hot?! 😩

I don’t support doxxing but if someone did know where Kim Davis lived and she never got a good night’s sleep because of the constant protests outside her home I would not be mad. #FuckKimDavis

Reposting my comment here @couriernewsroom.bsky.social

I love how the “monster” of Final Destination is just “imagine if everything went wrong?” Yeah welcome to my life!

I’m overly invested in Ned’s plaque psoriasis.

@michaelianblack.bsky.social was so good in #Superman as a stand-in for real life smug cable news hosts.

FEMA, NOAA & NWS were more important to your survival than ‘God, Guns & Trump’ the sooner you realize this the better off you will be MAGA.

Can’t believe I was following someone on Instagram celebrating the passage of Trump’s bill. He said “entitled wokeism is dead” and he’s gay and also follows Cynthia Nixon? Make it make sense.

What's wrong, babe? You've barely touched your soup-on-the-rocks

A Muslim son of immigrants might become mayor of NYC in part because he cross endorsed and supported a Jewish candidate and Black candidate, and vice versa. It's a beautiful American story for the rest of us. A nightmare for all the right people ;) It's so New York.

All this Democratic hand-wringing about “how do we win back men”?! Try listening to the people and running popular candidates with popular policies!!!

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social nO nEw WaRz!!! Lying, warmonger asshole. abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...

Curious to see how Putin reacts to the bombing of his ally Iran by his puppet Trump. Did he want this to make the US look bad or will he have strong words for his stooge in the White House?

I just got out of a movie—did I miss anything?! 😅🥴

It’s so wild to me that like 90% of the reviews for men’s shoes and clothes online are written by women who bought them for men in their lives. “My grandson is a baseball player and loved this jockstrap!”

I started reading Exquisite Corpses thinking “eh I don’t know if I’ll be into this” but @jamesthefourth.bsky.social and @tinyonion.bsky.social have done it again! What an incredible mash-up of genre, history, and culture—off to a great start!

I keep getting these ads in the mail and on TV trying to scare me that Zohran wants to defund the NYPD like that’s a bad thing! LOL

I think the mayoral debate tonight is near my apartment because I walked outside and saw @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social! I wanted to say hi but I look like shit. #RankZohran1

It’s so disrespectful how upset the dog gets when my boyfriend goes anywhere but I’m still home. Rude!

A lot of losers today, but Marco Rubio gets two christmases now

Love when I only learn the names and roles of people I see daily in the office because of LinkedIn recommendations.

This season of #TheRehearsal deserves so many awards. What an insane, surreal, artistic show.

Gotta love these “Brave” American pride hats at Walmart.

So sad to hear this. His health had been up and down for the last few years and I was dreading this day. One of the greatest comic writers of all time.

A little comic I made about the joys of apartment hunting (especially in NYC).

Unreal. Why did they change it to Max in the first place?! Zaslav needs to be fired.

The season two opening episode of #PokerFace has Jasmine Guy and Cynthia Erivo?! Giving the gays everything they want!

The Rehearsal has to be the most insane television show of all time.

I hate when I’m headed home and hear bird calls because I know I’m out too late.

I was looking at former co-worker’s LinkedIns to try and find someone and hate that they’ll get notified. I guess I can cop to it that I was trying to find a hot former colleague…🙊