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A half-clever Tapir
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Hahahahahh fuck drew aller mr shoulder shrugs bad attitude and jimmy frankie and penn state lmao
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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈
about 6 hours ago
It's alarming to see Donald J Trump use the office of the presidency to declare war on U.S. citizens in Oregon, when he should be declaring war on high prices for consumers through sensible bipartisan trade legislature. Hi, I'm Chuck Schumer and I'm fighting for our democracy, can you spare
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The Fig Economy
2 days ago
If they had the capacity to do this, it would be really bad. And they probably will try to do a couple of high profile examples to make you think they *do* have the capacity. But like a lot of stuff, this is a memo designed to get you to voluntarily stop doing stuff they don’t like.
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David Wallace-Wells
3 days ago
When I say the US has bet its post-pandemic economy on AI while China has bet its on green energy, this is what I mean: Here, AI related companies account for 75% of S&P 500 returns since ChatGPT's launch. In China, green tech accounts for one quarter of GDP growth.
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Donald Trump is a hoax
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AnthropoceneMPG 🌊
5 days ago
The top climate action a person can take is foregoing a flight. A single flight saves as much carbon as not eating meat for a year. A round-trip economy class flight on a 737 from New York to Los Angeles produces more than 1300 pounds of emissions per passenger. 🤬
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Phil Lewis
5 days ago
An 11-year-old Michigan boy was expelled from school for a year after he took a gun away from a classmate, disarmed and disassembled it, according to his mother He’s now enrolled in a non-accredited online program as he tries to keep up
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11-Year-Old Expelled After Taking Gun Away from Classmate, Friend Says He 'Acted Out of Courage and Compassion'
The mother of a Michigan elementary school student is speaking out after her 11-year-old son was expelled for taking a gun away from a classmate. Savitra McClurkin said her son was expelled after admi...
https://people.com/11-year-old-expelled-from-school-after-taking-gun-away-from-classmate-11814226
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Aaron Fritschner
7 days ago
Hat tip to
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Tim Onion
9 days ago
I am biased but I don’t think there is a better website on the internet today than
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e.w. niedermeyer
10 days ago
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
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Mike Masnick
10 days ago
I usually believe in "slow news" and tend to write about things the next day, but this Kimmel shit is such a mess, I put this together quickly. Key points: 1. Most people are pretending Kimmel said stuff he didn't. 2. SCOTUS just last year said that you can't do shit like this.
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First amendment seems important. Don't know what you got til it's gone I guess
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Governors can just make shit up and the press just trusts them because they are governors
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Governor COX is an AI avatar
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intersectionelle
13 days ago
Why on EARTH are you using Utah Governor Spencer Cox as a source?? He'a a MAGA Republican speculating and you're giving him a trusted source status? Are you kidding? Have you even heard of Groyper's?
www.newsweek.com/groyper-char...
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What is a 'groyper? What to know about Nick Fuentes' alt-right movement
Fuentes' band of extremist followers take their name from the underbelly of internet meme culture.
https://www.newsweek.com/groyper-charlie-kirk-shooting-nick-fuentes-2129114
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Joyce White Vance
26 days ago
Concern over low birth rates was what the theocracy in Margaret Atwood’s Handmaid’s Tale used to come to power.
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Imagine believing no one has expertise in anything, but you. And these sycophants and sadists manipulate that enormous weakness. Donald Trump is a stupid dumbfuck.
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normie trump voters don't actually listen to trump or trump reps. When they do they are totally confused. Their "opinions" (fears) are dictated to them by right wing media. Right wing media only engages with anything outside their sphere of influence when prestige/centrist media fails to contain it
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Fantasy Football Roster!
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Thomas Lecaque
about 1 month ago
"How bad slavery was" is worse. Much worse. Much worse than you think, much worse than you're taught, much worse than museums depict. Worse.
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Ash Parrish
about 2 months ago
Just a polite reminder that we owe the concept of zombies to voodoun/Haitian cultures as an externalization of the fear of being compelled to labor beyond what was supposed to be the Absolute Freedom of death.
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Leah McElrath
2 months ago
Ghislaine Maxwell wasn’t just a pimp—she’s almost certainly an espionage agent. She was a protege of her father, Robert Maxwell, who has been called “Israel’s Superspy” and whose funeral was attended by at least 6 serving and former heads of Israeli intelligence.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019...
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The murky life and death of Robert Maxwell – and how it shaped his daughter Ghislaine
Was it murder? Suicide? Or just an accident? Almost 30 years before Jeffrey Epstein’s demise, Ghislaine Maxwell was caught up in another shocking and scandal-ridden mystery
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/aug/22/the-murky-life-and-death-of-robert-maxwell-and-how-it-shaped-his-daughter-ghislaine
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Jay Perk
2 months ago
Thomas Jefferson was 44 when he began what many in 2025 STILL consider a romantic tryst or loving affair with Sally Hemings. Ms. Hemings had no legal capacity to consent to such a relationship not only because she was enslaved, Jefferson's property, BUT ALSO BECAUSE SHE WAS 14-YEARS-OLD. /1
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Christopher Webb
2 months ago
Republicans are planning to rig the election in order to keep the House. Again! "I need people of color to understand that the scheme of the Republicans has consistently been to make sure that they mute our voices.” -
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3 months ago
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Marisa Kabas
3 months ago
ICE committed murder.
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Farmworker dies from injuries during immigration raid in Ventura County, family says
A farmworker has died after suffering injuries during an immigration raid at an agricultural area near Camarillo on Thursday, according to a family member.
https://abc7.com/post/man-life-support-injury-during-ventura-county-immigration-raid-family-says/17070197/
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Billionaires should have AI fly their private jets
3 months ago
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Philip Bump
3 months ago
The actual cycle of Twitter is that it was exploited by liars and Nazis in 2016 and so the company tightened its moderation rules and then a bunch of people on the right caught up in those rules decided it was biased and that included Musk who bought it and has now automated the Nazi lies.
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Fine tune the tone style word choice to match the users, increases believability (not accuracy) leading to greater adoption.
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Lane Stellmaker
3 months ago
I think the objections to Mike's point here illustrate just how bad humans are with big numbers. And it's not your fault; this is a hangover from the monkey-brain era earlier in our development, but let me explain why even smart people get defeated by big numbers.
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Timothy Burke
3 months ago
You know what would have been a good story,
@nytimes.com
, is that a member of the board of trustees of a public university was using private student data hacked and stolen from another university You could have published that! You had all the information you needed to publish that!
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maple cocaine
3 months ago
I never actually believed Epstein was murdered until just now
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Tony Negron
3 months ago
As a former Navy oceanographer, this article scares the hell out of me. Large ocean currents regulate the earth’s temperature. Put simply a collapse of this system will drastically change climate, lead to mass extinctions, impact weather. Now is the time to panic Tony
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Southern Ocean current reverses for first time, signalling risk of climate system collapse
A major ocean current in the Southern Hemisphere has reversed direction for the first time in recorded history, in what climatologists are calling a ...
https://www.intellinews.com/southern-ocean-current-reverses-for-first-time-signalling-risk-of-climate-system-collapse-389540/
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Hamilton Nolan
3 months ago
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/welcome-to...
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Daniel Radosh
3 months ago
I feel like I'm losing my mind. Here is the transcript of what Zohran Mamdani actually said about the phrase "globalize the intifada." This is his "refusal to disavow it." This is what has people terrified. Just fucking read it. Source:
podscripts.co/podcasts/the...
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Feels like there's an election that needs some riggin
3 months ago
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Gillian Branstetter
3 months ago
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
3 months ago
I need all of
#lawsky
to see this video from a Colorado appeals court livestream yesterday. I am in actual tears. Sound *incredibly* on, the subtitles will not help.
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The answer is yes
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They won't even need to create super-intelligent AI. People using it are already convinced that it is
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Special fruits
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Joshua J. Friedman
3 months ago
Statement of probable cause from the unsealed complaint in the Minnesota shootings, via KARE
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Kaz ☭ 🇵🇸
4 months ago
What a badass.
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He punched him in the nuts!
4 months ago
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Hamilton Nolan
4 months ago
Cops-- pathetic. Fuck off.
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You're a Bunch of Cowards!
We're all laughing at you.
https://www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/youre-a-bunch-of-cowards
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If every accusation is a confession then trump died in 2020 and is a robot clone
4 months ago
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You can always go hang out on Primal you fucking dork
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William Gillis 🏴
4 months ago
I am still begging people to realize that the science vs engineering split is not just a huge longstanding cultural tension within the weird grouping called "STEM," but directly responsible for a ton of politics since the 1940s.
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