Shoulda had summa dat chicken!

Billy Corgan looks like Norm Macdonald weird

Better than the beatles m.youtube.com/watch?v=lYSa...

Why can't lane kiffin stay at ole miss

Joe Reberkenny (he/him/his)

For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files: splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app

Recorded in 1999 but these words are never more relevant. "War on Drugs" by Fifteen

Eat shit don mattingly

Maybe canada should play cricket instead

Kike hernandez is better than shohei ohtani

There is an evil spider demon that manipulates humanity and is fueled by hypocrisy. Like any other addict it needs greater and greater quantities of fraud to operate.

This will be a long thread on yesterday police massacre in Rio. In nothern Rio de Janeiro city, there is a couple of hills called Complexo da Penha. It's Comando Vermelho("Red Command", a drug gang), or CV, territory. CV is the greatest gang in Rio, second in the whole Brazil. +

Andres Galarraga never complained when his perfect game was lost to a bad call. It's just part of the game. But because everything is all gambled out "accuracy" is necessary. Blah. The heart and therefore humanity of it is lost. All championships since the start of the replay era are asterisked.

It was ominous when one of the first uses of slomo in baseball was the torn achilles of sean casey (RIP)

Slomo shouldn't be allowed on baseball broadcasts and it definitely shouldn't be used on challenges (challenges shouldn't exist in baseball) because baseball is about errors and split second decisions that everyone has to live with. A commemoration of the pre-surveillance era of humanity

Making more carrots. Honey and salt and on the grill. Will it be good? Will it be enough

I love jimi butler on the warriors. He's like a dragonball z villain and this is his most awesome and final form

Whether he knows it or not, graham platner is a chris rufo-esque psyop aimed to "expose" the left's "intolerance" of nazis. It's nazism all the way down

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Carrots are the weirdest fruit. You get out like 3 carrots and it's like this is a good amount of food and then you peel and cut them and your are rinsing them in the collander and its like this is way too many carrots and then you cook them and serve them and youre like this was not enough carrots

The NSPM BS of “anti-Christianity,” “anti-Americanism,” and “anti-capitalism” is easily worked around by being pro-something. "I'm not anti-capitalism, I'm pro-community"

"uppers downers screamers laughers

“As a neurodiversity advocate and as an autistic person, I’m really grateful for so much of the work that’s been done that allows me to be myself and to be successful being myself.” Link, who has been *banned*!?!? from this platform? thinkingautismguide.com/2025/06/spac... #AutisticWhileBlack

"Academic freedom policies came from faculties, not the government. Governments are the enemies of academic freedom, not their protectors." Brilliant piece by @sivav.bsky.social about the Trump administrations' latest effort to censor universities newrepublic.com/article/2013...

It's alarming to see Donald J Trump use the office of the presidency to declare war on U.S. citizens in Oregon, when he should be declaring war on high prices for consumers through sensible bipartisan trade legislature. Hi, I'm Chuck Schumer and I'm fighting for our democracy, can you spare

If they had the capacity to do this, it would be really bad. And they probably will try to do a couple of high profile examples to make you think they *do* have the capacity. But like a lot of stuff, this is a memo designed to get you to voluntarily stop doing stuff they don’t like.

When I say the US has bet its post-pandemic economy on AI while China has bet its on green energy, this is what I mean: Here, AI related companies account for 75% of S&P 500 returns since ChatGPT's launch. In China, green tech accounts for one quarter of GDP growth.

Donald Trump is a hoax

The top climate action a person can take is foregoing a flight. A single flight saves as much carbon as not eating meat for a year. A round-trip economy class flight on a 737 from New York to Los Angeles produces more than 1300 pounds of emissions per passenger. 🤬

An 11-year-old Michigan boy was expelled from school for a year after he took a gun away from a classmate, disarmed and disassembled it, according to his mother He’s now enrolled in a non-accredited online program as he tries to keep up

Hat tip to @aoc.bsky.social, this is pretty excellent

I am biased but I don’t think there is a better website on the internet today than TheOnion.com.

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

I usually believe in "slow news" and tend to write about things the next day, but this Kimmel shit is such a mess, I put this together quickly. Key points: 1. Most people are pretending Kimmel said stuff he didn't. 2. SCOTUS just last year said that you can't do shit like this.

First amendment seems important. Don't know what you got til it's gone I guess

Governors can just make shit up and the press just trusts them because they are governors

Governor COX is an AI avatar

Why on EARTH are you using Utah Governor Spencer Cox as a source?? He'a a MAGA Republican speculating and you're giving him a trusted source status? Are you kidding? Have you even heard of Groyper's? www.newsweek.com/groyper-char...

Concern over low birth rates was what the theocracy in Margaret Atwood’s Handmaid’s Tale used to come to power.

Imagine believing no one has expertise in anything, but you. And these sycophants and sadists manipulate that enormous weakness. Donald Trump is a stupid dumbfuck.

normie trump voters don't actually listen to trump or trump reps. When they do they are totally confused. Their "opinions" (fears) are dictated to them by right wing media. Right wing media only engages with anything outside their sphere of influence when prestige/centrist media fails to contain it

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"How bad slavery was" is worse. Much worse. Much worse than you think, much worse than you're taught, much worse than museums depict. Worse.

Just a polite reminder that we owe the concept of zombies to voodoun/Haitian cultures as an externalization of the fear of being compelled to labor beyond what was supposed to be the Absolute Freedom of death.

Ghislaine Maxwell wasn’t just a pimp—she’s almost certainly an espionage agent. She was a protege of her father, Robert Maxwell, who has been called “Israel’s Superspy” and whose funeral was attended by at least 6 serving and former heads of Israeli intelligence. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019...

Thomas Jefferson was 44 when he began what many in 2025 STILL consider a romantic tryst or loving affair with Sally Hemings. Ms. Hemings had no legal capacity to consent to such a relationship not only because she was enslaved, Jefferson's property, BUT ALSO BECAUSE SHE WAS 14-YEARS-OLD. /1

Republicans are planning to rig the election in order to keep the House. Again! "I need people of color to understand that the scheme of the Republicans has consistently been to make sure that they mute our voices.” - @repjasmine.bsky.social

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