If he wasn’t president, he’d be in prison.. Treason and corruption

Putting scare quotes around “experts” is so fucking funny. Yeah dude sorry I listened to public health academics rather than 24-year-old podcasters who told me to take zinc and horse paste!

Dems and mainstream media are trapped in a doom loop. When objectively scandalous things happen, the media waits for Dems to treat them as scandals and Dems wait for the media to treat them as scandals. Eventually everyone just moves on.

I got hella radicalized on this researching the YWA Iran-Contra episode. A worse-than-watergate scandal that no one disputed on the merits, it just never got framed as a scandal so the public assumed it was a nothingburger.

Prediction: In about 3 years, horror - books, film, comics - will blow wide open, bigger than ever before. People who never thought they would will finally give it a taste. Fans, find artists you truly connect with NOW & talk about them, carry their books, wear their shirts, get the bumper sticker 🎃

I know a certain vampire who would find this unacceptable:

It cannot be overstated how much influence Suzuki has had on modern horror. Without his books being adapted, the modern crop of horror movies looks VERY DIFFERENT. Without RINGU, there is no SINISTER or INSIDIOUS or IT FOLLOWS. The J-Horror aesthetic which evolved from his books redefined horror.

Odessa A'zion and Kyle Gallner together in a horror movie PLEASE, I don't even care what it's about.

I’m not sure it’s a myth that America is in decline but either way, this article contains no evidence that widespread pessimism is actually driving the decline in births.

She's also wrong on the facts. America didn't "choose developers over people," we made it illegal to build housing in the places people want to live.

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Psychology in the 1990s was wild

I like FBI Directors with prior experience in law enforcement but WITHOUT their own personalized branded bourbon. #CallMeOldFashoined

🎉Endorsement Announcement! 🎉DSA officially endorses Brittany Kubicek in her race to the Rhode Island General Assembly! Brittany, a vocal and unapologetic DSA member, is running to represent Providence and District 5.🌹 @brittanyforri @rhodeydsa

DSA proudly endorses Atlanta DSA member Mathewos Samson for Georgia State House, District 58! A lifelong Atlantan, Mathewos will fight to make Georgia work for working families - not just the billionaires. @atldemsoc.bsky.social

We are excited to share that we endorse @lasvegasdsa member Shaun Navarro in the race for Nevada State Assembly, District 34! 🎲🌹🎊

Accurate Edit for Clarity: "He should live long enough to... be held accountable for his... crimes." Actually, I was wishing him the opposite of dead, but apologize if you found the image inappropriate. 💙-mh

What Are We Doing After Graduation?

Here's a link to the upcoming Montana congressional primary debate tonight! ##MTPOL m.youtube.com/watch?v=rZQ4...

Embarrassed David Attenborough Realizes He Spent 10 Minutes Describing Stillness Of Duck Decoy https://theonion.com/embarrassed-david-attenborough-realizes-he-spent-10-min-1851512951/

Study Finds Cell Phone Bans Don’t Help Grades https://theonion.com/study-finds-cell-phone-bans-dont-help-grades/

“This decadent, easy-to-throw-together cake will be the star of any child-trafficking meetup you bring it to, and just like pedophilia, once you get a taste, you won’t be able to stop,” Trump said in an instructional video posted to his social media platform

“The line is ‘Is that lasagna I smell?’ not ‘A companion of gluttons shames his father,’ ” said Mark Dindal

May 7, 2026

I'm interviewing Rankin and Jordan at noon today on my YouTube channel, Facebook, and Substack. Got a chance to talk to them yesterday, and they're interesting— they see the resumption of state power as key to recovering democracy.

Bumping this in case you know anyone who can speak to the science in "The Body Keeps The Score" or works with patients who've experienced trauma. Thanks!

Before the day gets busy, take five minutes for yourself. Stillness isn't about doing nothing—it’s about gathering your strength and choosing your energy. Embrace the quiet moments. Breathe. Be still. Start with peace. Have a powerful day! #Jaye’sMorningLight

this is like the exact opposite of "a bunch of men think they could win a set off of Serena Williams"

About 1 in 4 Republican men aren’t sure if they can beat Donald Trump in a fight. Another 1 in 4 think they would lose to Donald Trump. It’s actually more than half! MORE THAN HALF. The layers of psychological delusion at play here. I’m laaaaughing laughing laughing

He’s 80 years old and he regularly shits himself in public

I cannot stop laughing

Doctors Say Digging Own Grave Keeps Bones Healthy After Menopause

Today’s episode is about Louisiana v. Callais, last week’s decision gutting Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act.

The actual problem is 1) Democrats have popular policies but the country never hears about them due to right-wing propaganda; 2) Democrats constantly blame themselves and their base for this —a message right-wing media amplifies, making the problem even worse.

The latest episode is Brecht v. Abrahamson, where we explore a little doctrine called “harmless error,” discuss homosexual activity, and extrapolate on our Good Boy/Bad Boy Theory, which has now appeared in the Harvard Law Review.

on set. what about YOU?

May 2, 2026

Thoughts: 😆 😅 😁 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣 #ItsFunToPretend 👍

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Clavicular

May 3, 2026

RFK Jr. Sucks Measles Vaccine Out Of Infant

TIL the infamous "inkblot test" always uses the same 10 inkblots

happy 5-4 day

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“Reparented”

Street Evangelist Saves 300 Souls From Enjoying Park https://theonion.com/street-evangelist-saves-300-souls-from-enjoying-park-1819569084/

every QAnon influencer, seeing this post: This is it. President Trump is speaking to us directly. The storm is HERE. Trump, posting: that's me in the picture

just for the record, the War Powers Resolution requires the president to terminate the *use of the armed forces* after 60 days, not just declare the conflict terminated.

I respect the hater energy of writing a book about how another book is bad

tRump: "I was totally exonerated." And by "exonerated", he means he was found liable for sexually assaulting & defaming E. Jean Carroll by a jury of his peers & ordered to pay her $88.3 Million. #WordsMatter