The only takeaway from last night’s travesty

A message from the Department of Punchable Faces

Is this at the State of the Union Address?

If this statement is difficult to understand then you’re uneducated and probably voted for Trump.😱😡👊🇺🇸😎

www.cnbc.com/2026/02/24/s... Perhaps she should also offer Tra$h Patel a suite at an NHL game if he actually starts the search for her mom.

No ICE Detention Warehouse for Merrimack, Gov. Ayotte Says indepthnh.org/2026/02/24/d... Good news - it appears that Ayotte's Auschwitz won't be built. Props to our Republican Governor for ensuring she lands on the right side of history (for this one anyway).

The 1980 Olympic men's hockey team was better. They were amateurs who did it for love. They didn't have millionaire professionals playing for the team. And we never knew their political parties. Yeah, the 1980 team was far better. But I'm so proud of the women's Olympic hockey team of 2026! Brava!

The ICE surge in Minnesota cost $280M to detain 4k people. Of those- only 30 were accused of violent crimes. $9 million per capture of the "worst of the worst". Renee Good and Alex Pretti were unavailable for comment….

Good morning BlueSky! #flowers #amaryllis #blooms

Dear Fellow Americans: This is a friendly reminder that Trump decided to tax you an extra 15% for no other reason than he was mad at the Supreme Court. 🗽

Admirable subversiveness

The definition of "totalitarian" - and the reason why no forgiveness is deserved or will be bestowed upon those who made this ghoul's second term happen, either via their vote or their absence from voting. I hope they suffer personally from his deeds.

A Florida man named Wayne DeMario says he regrets voting for the orange felon after his life partner was kidnapped and detained by ICE-Gestapo 8 months ago to deport her to Cuba. “People say I voted for this… but I didn’t vote for this!” It’s EXACTLY what you voted for.

Fuck every MAGAt all the way to Hell for countenancing these motherfucking motherfuckers

The bigger story here is any US boat arriving in Greenland will be greeted as a floating Trojan Horse

How ‘bout Lesbian Agenda?

“What’s being built is not a government. It’s a regime. Not a republic. A machine. Not democracy. Control infrastructure. Not law. Power architecture. Not justice. Obedience systems. Not citizenship. Submission culture.”

Fair comparison.

Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”

Trump's pick for Secretary of Commerce...

Good Morning BlueSky, here’s a riot of blooms #flower #amaryllis

It’s not insanity, it’s rent taking. Most of this money will buy yachts, not beds, and balance sheet tricks will hide that. This is avarice propelled by hate. Just like the ballroom that’s never getting built.

$413,000 per bed. Insanity. While they cut health care, food assistance, etc.

The democrats are unpopular because they spend more time and energy trying to win over a nonexistent voting group (moderate republicans who would vote for a democrat). Stop trying to convert people who belong to a party that calls Pelosi a communist.

Good morning BlueSky

This tracks The National Geographic voice caps it off though ☠️

PROJECTION. ffs, it's everything they say. Control the narrative by accusing someone else of your crimes first.

Good Morning BlueSky

To be resumed when we can celebrate decency in the presidency…

BREAKING: Donald Trump has reportedly been fuming all weekend over how everyone keeps calling his administration the “Epstein Administration.”

An amaryllis bloom explosion, 16 flowers in one weekend

Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

REP. @aoc.bsky.social : “It’s important to remember there’s more of us than them — every one of us can be sand in the gears of an injustice.”

Fuck g monsters

E-V-E-R-Y-W-H-E-R-E-! 🫩

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newrepublic.com/article/2059... “It increasingly seems that the Americanization of TikTok was never about protecting us from a foreign adversary. It was a tactical acquisition of digital infrastructure.”

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