The launch of every piece of AI-driven surveillance/security/criminal justice software basically goes like this: AI COMPANY: this is an error free, bias free, state of the art, highly intelligent software system Two Weeks Later: …aaaand it’s racist

pirating book pdfs to read on your computer is the only thing left of the original idea of how the internet was supposed to improve our lives

I found this in the Bahn today, couldn't get a better photo but it warmed my heart to see it 🥰 #fuckai

To those who also must endure this path, what are your best menopause tips?

baby's first (and second and third) cybersecurity webinar #threatmodelling www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Am 14. Januar treffen sich die IT-Security Haecksen um 20 Uhr im BBB-Raum Mighty Mary. Alle Haecksen sind auch eingeladen. Wir werden uns zwei Tools ansehen: Cyberchef und Keydecryptor, bei denen es sich um Tools für Verschlüsselung, Hashing und Kryptoanalyse handelt. Bis dann!

Gedodged #overheard #denglish

Any friends at 39c3? Get it touch if you wanna meet :-)

Half my taxes go to boomers, the other half to war 🤔

This next session is open for anyone as long as you are aligned with FLINTA values. You don't need to be in the Haecksen or specifically FLINTA yourself. We will be talking about burp suite basics. Burp suite is a tool for website analysis. No previous knowledge needed! Just some curiosity

A reminder about this happening tonight! If you wanna learn about wireshark from me, come check it out. Suitable for absolute beginners!

Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh

wanna see me talk about threat modelling? come to my webinarrrrrr events.teams.microsoft.com/event/cde86c...

The security haecksen are planning 2 online sessions before the end of the year - one on 19 November and one on December 10. The plan is that every session, someone will take the lead and choose a topic, a box to hack, or a tool to discover, etc. Room: Mighty Mary www.haecksen.org/bbb-raume/

Competen (as in, to compete) #denglisch or is it #denglish I don't know. Would you change the c to a k? I also don't know. Maybe nobody has dared to ever write it down

Has anybody ever seen this in a cafe as "flacher weißer"???!!! 😂 #german #wikipedia de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_Wh...

Hear me out - biscoff and blue cheese on bread

Did you know there’re also Haecksen organizing #OWASP Meetups? Well @katalyst.bsky.social here is doing an amazing job 🙌🏼 This time it’ll be at REWE digital in Mulheim and there will be catering. It is not a FINTA/FLINTA only event, but everyone is welcome. www.meetup.com/owasp-cologn...

So now Mark’s creeper specs do what they are intended to do and the company can claim users are circumventing the “guardrails” and violating the TOS. Everyone gets what they want, except for the rest of us, who get screwed.

they’re called “movies” cuz they move

This year's Halloween theme is critical infrastructure

Trying to figure out if Merz defines "center" as median, mean or mode 🤡

Oh yay the seasons new Karneval-Shits

Not great news... www.wired.com/story/satell...

If anyone has a broken staubsaugerrobtor, pls send it my way 🥰 hitcon.org/2024/CMT/sli...

Helloooooooooo I'm going to Sharkfest!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

GenAI aesthetics is not only the aesthetics of fascism, but it is also the modern day version of nicotine-tar sticky walls and overflowing ashtrays everywhere from kindergartens to hospital rooms to airplanes.

Seize the day

I have a feeling this holiday season is gonna be all about drones at the Xmas markets

@drjulieb.bsky.social I will be in NZ in April!!! We should plan something

ok I am at the stage of my grippe where I need schleimlöser - lets hope this is nearly the end

Picked up these extremely informative and useful zines when I was in New Zealand

It took me over 10 years to discover sinupret so I figure there's a whole bunch of other wonderful German pharmaceuticals for colds and flu that I'm missing out on. Pls send me your non prescription recommendations, I've got a whole working week to get through still

Completely bogged down by a cold or flu today, so leaning heavily on the Sinupret - damn that stuff is good

If anyone has tips for travelling in Slovenia, pls send them my way 🙂

Gerade im Frankfurt gelandet und direkt 2x alte weiße Mann meckerei mitbekommen und danach auch 1x erlebt, innerhalb die erste halbe stunde. Ist es nur mich, oder ist Deutschland etwa unfreundlich? #fightordie

Aotearoa, ich gehe wieder 😭

I love new zealand to bits, but I've heard more classic rock and 80s hits in the past three weeks than in 15 years in Germany. I'm at the airport and they are blasting Milli Vanilli 😂 what's going on

I have had more friendly little random chats in public with strangers in one week in New Zealand than I have in 15 years in Germany

Finally home ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Aotearoa, ich komme

Tomorrow I am going to the other side of the world. This morning already, two people have written to wish me safe travels, unleashing a mild panic and making me check my ticket again.

One week til I board an airplane for the other side of the world! Time to start getting sentimental, time to put on the Aotearoa day drinking playlist

The Internet Archive has rolled out an extremely effective new tool for searching for old Geocities GIFs. I'd apologize for what I'm about to do to this website as a result, but that would be a lie, because I won't feel sorry at all gifcities.org

Such a fun show last night! Thanks to those who came along

Looking for recommendations of cafes and restaurants in Allgäu

I'm playing tonight in the sonic ballroom :-) www.instagram.com/p/DKKrNuiMLw...

Leute, es hat 15 Jahre gedauert, aber ich hab jetzt eine Übergangsjacke. #deutschification

Update - I didn't do it. The idea was just too embarrasing