I FUCKING LOVE THIS IS LORELAI WHO ELESE LISTENS??!!!!

Today is finally warm enough until October that i can move my cactus garden outside. My tiny, pokey children rejoice. 🌵

Hey so NA spirits are starting to fucking rule and I love this one.

Got a tooth taken out yesterday. Couldn’t keep the tooth, but they saved the crown. Yes, I will be turning it into a totally sick and gnarly ring. 💍 🦷

I’m so fucking embarrassed to be from the United States with this insane freak in charge.

ANGEL REESE TO ATL LETS FUCKING GO

Mornin’, folks & Happy Easter! 🐰🐣💐

Day 1 of early summer activities, and I am god’s reddest lobster at the holy seafood boil.

Doing community service today: chaperoning new folks to the bathhouse.

Roses are red Short poems are sinning

Sometimes you bada-bing, sometimes you bada-boo.

Tr*mp: THE FRENCH AREN’T BEING HELPFUL The French:

Update My new manager fucking rules thank god. I am still sending fashion shows and memes to someone still at least. I need an anchor to annoy regularly at every job. Not unlike a work-spouse.

Tina Turner performing at the first Gay Games, San Francisco, 1982

Rest in peace, Amelia Earhart. You would’ve loved doing this.

Fucker Has Nerve To Be 22 Years Old

My gay manager is leaving me for another team. I respectfully ask that you give me space at this time while I mourn. Thank you. ❤️

Sporadic, free ticket to Hayley Williams’s tour kickoff at the Tabernacle. Immaculate performer holy shit.

NEW SNAIL MAIL NEW SLAYYYTER NEW ROBYN This is the gayest Friday of the year so far. Happy huntyyyyying 💅

It! Is! Still! Daylight! At! 8! P! M! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

It used to aggravate me so much that I finally told both of them “fine but if you die I’ll pretend not to hear about it for a week, so…”

Vibe coding? Baby, I’m vibe loathing.

I did something I swore I’d never do; I got a 40oz Stanley with the big handle. You can take the boy out of rural South Georgia, but you can never take the good christian white woman named Pam out of the boy. (Jangles car keys)

Sorry, I observe the founding of Recon. ❤️

I’m sorry but if I have to wait 45 minutes-1 hour after my scheduled time for a cavity filling appointment then I get that filling for free.

TJ Maxx carrying my mental health this evening!

BREAKING: New Mexico court finds Meta liable for harming children - the company must pay $375 million in damages.

wouldn't be the first time disney killed sora

So if I do this, It’s in the spirit of a roadside fruit stand. Mobile, like a food truck. Hand-painted signs only. Sell until sold out. Every pot is handmade by myself. Minimum price point of like $20 ea. Cacti meant to grow in that pot for a long time. Comes with instructions on a cute lil card.

Making a total skills pivot is hard as fuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkkkk.

They’re just lil guys. 🌵

Ordering knee brace sleeves for my 5k’s. Captain, we’re nearing our 40’s!

Friend had a field day themed birthday. My goal was to change everyone’s tongue color!

I love being gay

You know how in a library no one’s trying to sell you anything? That’s how the internet was.

Personally, I wouldn’t be caught dead saying where I worked at in my Instagram profile.

He’s showing skin!! 🥰

Finding out, on St. Patrick’s Day, that St. Patrick’s Day is Hozier’s birthday is some Irish inception sh*t. 🍀

Introducing Who Owns Atlanta? who-owns-atlanta.org an open-source project mapping the ownership networks of 615k+ properties in and around the City of Atlanta. From the researcher tracking 1000s of parcels to residents trying to find absentee landlords, this is for you. You, too, nosy neighbors.

Rare Posting on this account with things that are Good rn in a world of Bad.

I can't believe they forgot the most important Pokémon of all :(

Hey how’s it goin over there? Fine and objectively hilarious my friend.

Never shopped at COS, but the closer i get to 40, the more comfortable I require my clothes. 🥰

Gayass Valentine’s weekend so far. Husband not pictured because he is “over social media” 🥰

We love bingo to raise funds for the Atlanta Feminist Health Center!!! 🗡️

I rarely post on this account and it’s mainly my vain-ass selfies, but for the record in case it wasn’t clear: If you’re for anything other than the complete abolition of ice, billionaires, and a want for basic human dignity, please walk way out into the sea and swim to idk Bermuda or some shit.

Went to meet up with a friend for coffee at an old haunt that became and East Pole coffee spot, it has clearly become the Ass Pole coffee spot with all the crypto bros and strava running crews here 😭

Gunner Stockton made of granite