sorry i havent posted, i was watching porn

mondays more like mundane am i right

#resist these nuts in ya mouth

this is a Woke Account

if given the chance, i will shit

the banks wont approve my shit, they said i’m too gangsta

eating from a trough in a mud pit, like a hog

nooo! my precious gold has been stolen.

don’t talk 2 me & don’t like my shit,

TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

palsy is a cool name cause its got “pal” in it .

hi new friends, i suckk

due to tariffs, double meat at chipotle now costs an arm and a leg (literally)

want 2 do more for my community, like spray paint more buildings

You now have an infinite number of balls.

always gettinh into cop cars thibkinh it my uber

me rn (chilling)

waiting fir my uber, destination is off a cliff

still, no

guilty of smelling like bacon

it’s friday who wants to fucking smoke some weed

thinking about shit

just wait until these tariffs kick in, my gregg jeffries rookie card is gonna be worth $3.66

if i really liked broccoli and my name was rob id probably go by Broccoli Rob 🥦💯

sorry i havent posted, i was sleeping

they dont make white trash parties like tbey used to

sunday is for church, and by church i mean smoking weed and jacking off

mr smell your girl. we stopped inviting him to the function

i’m just kind of existing

creamy cheese (not to be confused with cream cheese), that’s the stuff

still thinking about the weekend

You shouldn't be vandalizing the cemetery like that. The spirits are gonna get you

it’s friday, thinking about the weekend

counting my fingers, just to make sure theure all there

fuck cop friday

sit doggy, good doggy

thinking about dogs wagging their tails, good boys

shrimp are perfectly named

can you be racist towards conservatives cause if so then i am

thinking about shoes and how theres so many sizes

its wednesday and cops still exist, smh

hungry for some food

thinking about all the different deli meats

my dog just called me an idiot

fashioning a knife out of a tooth brush, to stab my enemy

watch me do a kickflip, sucker