Netflix keeps trying to get me to watch this movie where Shailene Woodley plays the most unbelievable beat cop I’ve ever seen

I watched this live on antenna tv and was looking at my phone and when I realized what was happening I assumed I’d misheard it

I’ve been frantically trying to reach my friend Grok on here but he won’t answer me : (

Jeanie Buss would never fire me because I’m built different (not a blood relative)

this guy in Murder She Wrote looks like when a 90s comic artist would be totally out of their depth drawing people in normal clothes

They keep putting the Raiders on TV at nighttime and the so-called government does nothing about it.

Brett Favre? The sex criminal and also normal criminal?

when this man gets an adult haircut i might start believing he knows what he’s doing

“The portable stairs unit has been removed” Is MY “baby shoes never worn”

I can’t believe this maniac is still at large

In the my career mode of NBA2k this year you get video messages from Karl Anthony Towns and he’s wearing a hat that they’ve keyed out the logo on so it looks like he has a hole in his head.

In the new Lincoln lawyer book he’s suing an AI company and at one point they say he’s thinking about putting the AI chatbot on the witness stand and then he doesn’t and I’ve never been madder

every “zohran mamdani isn’t the future of the democratic party” post always ends with “the future of the party is actually this guy who sucks that only 80 year olds who are about to die think is dope”

The blue jays should be allowed to put one of their players cool dads in the lineup

My dream job? Being the fake twitch streamer in an ad for a shitty mobile game on Instagram. I was BORN to say lines like “queens gambit is a strategic tower defense game” and “oh no! The big guy is getting my walls.” in the most wooden way possible.

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hang on what’s this????

Making Ernie Johnson talk to Shams Charania is upsetting me

I am honestly worried about Aaron Gordon’s work-life balance and it’s mainly because he’s currently kicking the shit out of my team

Gotta say, I would be enjoying this playoff baseball more if the Oakland A’s still existed

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I’ve read every single Lincoln lawyer book and you know what? I don’t think the California Bar should keep letting him practice law.

I’m building a time machine to go back and drink one of the Panera Bread lemonades that kills you

Whenever the sensor doesn’t work on a public bathroom faucet there’s a half a second where I get really worried I’m a ghost and don’t know it