Happy Earth Day.

Totodile from my flash for James! 🐊💦

This is the most RuPaul has moved in years

Two gummies deep and about to see Lee Cronin’s The Mummy and they are hittiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiijiiilljnmmmhkkhkk

Brent Corrigan dildo slamming my spot again and again or whatever Charli XCX said

Almost skeeted something ✨e x t r e m e l y s e x u a l ✨ then envisioned the comments all being like “bam wtf”

“You look like 2016.” - a student, unprompted

It's me and my 1920's boxers against the world

AOC: Whether it’s people in the Epstein files still roaming free, or the president, a known rapist, continuing to occupy the White House, all of this has contributed to the normalization and the idea that incidents of harassment shouldn’t matter. And I think today was an important turning point

*beep beep* Pit Stop! Keep the Pit Train going 😈

*beep beep* Pit Stop! Keep the Pit Train going 😈

Immersive viewing experience

The spork gag in WALL•E is one of the best examples of using humor as a tool for visual storytelling and it gets me every damn time

This came to me in a vision

It's really nice outside ❤️

Zara Larsson defends Chappell Roan to The Guardian: “When a woman has boundaries, I think people freak out. Men can do violent criminal things and people applaud them, but when a woman says, ‘Stop following me,’ it’s controversial? It’s like: you guys just hate women, actually.”

Pam bondi got fired HAHAHA

80000 people going to see Kanye West in 2026 and we’re supposed to cancel Chappell Roan for setting boundaries and wording things clumsily sometimes? No. Nonononono. Fuck off.

These are where my vampire and his school teacher boyfriend live, respectively.

Dexter is a show about how the most likable character is actually bad and Nurse Jackie is about how the most unlikable person is actually good…

Trans Day of Visibility is tomorrow. #TDOV #ProtectTheDolls

“Sinners Live at the Hollywood Bowl” when??!?

Star Wars began filming 50 years ago today

All this manosphere shit just makes me realize that the bator community has been the healthiest response to the Male Loneliness Epidemic.

I’m realizing that the only students I’ve had issues with are the sassy girls that I out sass…

I’m not kidding when I say I haven’t gotten a single good night of sleep since he left 😫

@bambruns on Venmo

Will post pole of Sinners wins best picture

Michael B. Jordan is the frontrunner to win Best Actor at the Oscars today. This would be his first-ever Oscar win. See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26

Day one of eight with Joe out of town and I’m already struggling to fall asleep without him I’m sick

It’s her day

Its not that I *want* to get colon cancer from my oatmilk coffee creamer it’s just that idgaf at this point

The concept of a blue-haired liberal turning an Obama ‘08 shirt into a muscle tee

Well

Try to change my mind (you can’t)

*How it feels (case in point)

I feels going grocery shopping with no caffeine in my system (no I will not elaborate)

My day has been ruined by finding out what British people call soft serve ice cream

in the last 12 days we had the curtain pulled with unimpeachable proof that ruling class is literally a cabal of santanic billionaire parasites and we have no ways to do anything about it. Or we pretend we don't.

I was going to have a Noah Kahan lyric added to my compass tattoo, then I heard my mom singing it and it gave me the biggest ick so I dropped the idea and I just think that’s really funny

Surprisingly haven’t taken many selfies with my new hair, gotta change that 🩶

Goldman: "Will the survivors and victims who are here please stand up one more time. By show of hands, how many of you or your loved ones actually have met with the DOJ? None ... How many of you were ignored by the DOJ? All of them." (Bondi responds by smearing Goldman.)

That was the best Jurassic Park sequel actually

Yo y quién

My thoughts and wishes bend again toward France

has anybody gotten confirmation yet from Mike Johnson that he hasn't seen the post?

FREE HEALTH CARE Thank you for you attention on this matter!