It’s not broken!

This article is extremely personal for me. www.huffpost.com/entry/colon-...

Update: at urgent care getting x-rays.

Ugh.

"My words don't matter," the Lions fan told Freep... come on, now

Banged the hell out of my foot chasing my cat around the house after he ate my daughter’s breakfast. Real Loony Tunes shit going on over here.

The wind has added such drama to this game. People want to put a dome over this?

happy as hell for malik willis man. he’s improved so much and it actually lets the ridiculous physical skills be a weapon for him

Is Pam Oliver okay?

Oh really?

Ref handing out cards after the final whistle just about sums up what a cock goblin that shit eater was.

The thing about supporting Spurs is, it's just awful

What happens if all eleven get sent off?

VAR wiping this away would make perfect sense in this match.

Jfc. The announcers referring to people as property. Good times here on NBC.

“We’ll be handing you back to Lee and Graeme.” STOP. NO. I NEED AN ADULT.

This club…

Not only is it completely stupid and unnecessary to play the national anthem before a domestic sporting event, the American anthem is a shitty slog that no one can sing properly.

Best 2 pt conversion ever

Good morning, Wisconsin

“I’ll set the table, but I WILL NOT put my shirt on.” Just one of the wild things that are said in my house in complete sincerity.

Timeline is going through it today. Declaring it International Cope Day and all pronouncements of doom are overlooked without judgement.

When I get pissed off I speak a lot more German.

Second game today I’ve turned off in disgust.

I think I may quit sports after today. How’s knitting?

Ope.

I’ve fuckin hated the Broncos since 1998. Hope their stupid WalMart asses achieve nothing but failure and ridicule.

That’s a collarbone, eh?

Welp, think I’m going to Home Depot now.

Oh no we suck again

I just found two Dark Lords. They are very old.

No one:Your kindergartener took too long getting ready and was late for school. What are you going to say to her when she gets home? Me:

If these things ever make it to my quaint bedroom town, I’m making my house the fucking Bermuda Triangle for baby robots.

WIGOP already whining. They’re going to get their shit rocked.

I claim no rights to this stolen meme. Please do not repost to give me valor

Moments like today show exactly why visibility matters. LGBTQI+ fans shouldn’t have to shrink to make others feel comfortable. Tonight our flag still flies and our community will continue to stand strong. Pride will always have a place at Our stadium and Our Club #COYS

Wow. I went into this assuming we were the away side and people were being extra wound up. But fucking what? We’re letting these shriveled Bohemian cunts tell us what to do in our own house? Fuck that all the way to the moon and back.

I missed my kid’s first swear, which is a real bummer. But on the bright side, I absolutely cannot be blamed for it. 🤷‍♂️

lol. Fuck you, Harrison Butker.

I got a pho order scheduled and the house to myself tonight.

Is gift wrap tape any different than regular tape. Likely no. Am I okay taking that gamble? Also no.

lol

The future of football.

It wasn’t until I was an adult that I realized dad’s in the Santa suit and mommy’s not a floozy.

I think the thing I like most about being a Spurs fan is that it keeps you real humble. No lie I’ve been on a heater lately and this match is really putting me back into my place.

Good golly . This match is so bad I might switch over to Wisconsin football.

I was only gonna have two beers, but god damn it Spurs, I guess I’ve got room for a third.

What the fuck. I just turned it on.

This is weird. These people are weird.

Defense sliders put down to 0 in the last few minutes of Brentford/Burnley