Jacko. 🖤

🍋 #bakesky #cakesky

My very own Forza Fibres #TerraceTriangle by @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social. Couldn’t be happier ❤️🤍❤️🤍

As a part-time capo and recovering theatre kid, I feel unnecessarily called out by this

Someone said football chants are just straight musical theatre, and now I can’t unhear it

There’s a woman in the posh seats at #BMGSGE swirling a glass of white wine. Game’s gone

Talking about Can Uzun with @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social and the revelation he was born in 2005 has spun her into crisis.

Double trouble! Terrace Triangles, on their way to @caesarflunk.bsky.social.

Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever won yarn chicken??? 🥵😮‍💨

Bravo, @officialbha.bsky.social. Don’t be ashamed to ask for help. Check in on your quiet friends. Check in on your funny friends. youtu.be/atrtoMid9vE

This. The vid gets this well, especially with simple words to check with your mates if they are ok.

Bravo, @officialbha.bsky.social. Don’t be ashamed to ask for help. Check in on your quiet friends. Check in on your funny friends. youtu.be/atrtoMid9vE

One of my favourites so far. I've lobbied for it not to go to Berlin and for it to stay here, but alas. bsky.app/profile/csta...

Terrace Triangle, on its way to Berlin.

At the same time, on the Bundesliga world feed I'm being irritated by an English commentator’s continual mispronunciation of the "ch" in German players' names as "sh", despite him presumably living in Germany & being a fluent German speaker. Today it's "Ullrish"; most of the time it's "Kimmish".

He reads your posts, he says gunners now.

Ever so slightly irritated by this German commentator’s continued pronunciation of ‘Arsenal’ with a voiced S

If Vasilj doesn’t get MOTM, football is fucking over, lads #vfbfcsp #vfbstp

Counterpoint: all stadiums should be multi-purpose and host multiple disciplines because from an urbanism perspective it makes zero sense to have many stadiums taking up what could be a better use of land

Friday night gripe: football stadiums shouldn’t be used for other sports. That poor Stuttgart pitch.

Terrace Triangle, on its way to Berlin. #schwatzgelb #bvb

Terrace Triangle, on its way to London. #coyg

Terrace Triangle, on its way to London. #coyg

Thanks to Lucas Bergvall for sorting my cough, too. #WHUTOT

I’m under the weather, but that Grodowski goal may have cleared my sinuses. #DSCFCM

I’m sorry, there are people wearing half-and-half scarves to LONDON DERBIES?

I raise you:

Jacko. 🖤

That's why you need Librarything.com to awkwardly check on your phone in a 2nd hand bookstore with bad reception to see if you already bought it.

Ha! A familiar looking book pile. I would estimate that I am buying books at twice the speed I am reading them. My best estimate is that I will need to live until I am 124 to read them all.

I look forward to hearing the jokes to offend men. Not all men. Just me.

Bookshops are my crack cocaine. Just me scrolling back and forth through these photos

Did I hit three Amsterdam bookshops in 48 hours? Yes. Did I notice that I’d accidentally bought multiple copies? No. But did I then leave them behind to make my carry-on less heavy? Also no.

They’re MEH!

Captain Crunch

Matty Cash’s Snap Crackle & Pop

You’ll never eat that…

IMPORTANT UPDATE

🎶…..Jules Rimet still gleaming…..!!🎶

It's oat cocoa crunch, it's oat cocoa cruuuuuuunch, Harry Kaaaane, eats oat cocoa crunch.

HARRY KANE’S oat cocoa crunch

I think about this cartoon at least twice a week 🤗 Merry SD3 to you and yours 🤝😂

Happy SD3* to all who celebrate. @davidsquires.bsky.social *Squires Dildo Deadline Day