One of the most basic contradictions of conservatism are that despite claiming they want a smaller government with less power, their solution to any societal problem is always criminalization and incarceration.

War of the Gworls by H. G. Wells

I have plans that I cannot discuss because the haters will try to stop me

Opened up offerup and immediately bought a $5 ax and a $1k computer

lol, economists.

Considering getting a tramp stamp that reads "Don't estimate me"

"Government should be run like a business" is a fascist, and also incredibly stupid statement. Businesses; >Top-down power structure >Power is consolidated into very few hands >Leaders operate in the benefit of and only answer to a small, privileged group of beneficiaries

YA BOIS CAR ISNT STARTING so I get to work from home instead of commuting an hour each way LFGGGGGGGGGGF

Please read this dudes bio then his pinned post, it's amazing

One of the things I hate the most about Douglas MacArthur is his dad's name.

Just finished out my shift before a long weekend with one of the most insufferable people I've ever spoken with. Like in my entire life

Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.

I shudder at the thought of the crimes I would commit to get Friday the 13th: The Game (2017) back online

One of the things that I'm dreading the most in the coming years is watching conservatives discover the fallout of mass deregulation in real time and instead of realizing the flaws of their ideology they're gonna spin it into the dumbest conspiracies you could imagine

Cars are so fucking efficient that all it takes is for one dipshit not paying attention for a split second and BAM. Now everyone's commute is increased by a fucking hour. Brilliant, no notes, someone give me a gun

The pain of only having a lil bit of time but not knowing what vibe of music you wanna listen to

Hit up 2 farmers markets in 2 days back to back. I'm local-maxxing, straight up community pilled

Got a new(er) phone but them my ceiling started leaking so it's been a mixed bag for me recently

Ex-farm worker here. We need to talk about this whole "But a living wage for farm workers would spike the cost of food!" thing. Not true AT ALL. Y'all don't understand how fast experienced farm workers are. The average tomato picker pulls 650lbs per hour. At $20/hr, that's $0.03/lb for labor.

The right-wing backlash against #Superman has happened before. Here’s my @vanityfair.com report w/ the full history —starting with April 1940, when the official SS newspaper attacked the comic book hero & its creators. Plus, that time Superman fought the KKK… 🔗 www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...

The windshield on my car got chipped on the way to the office less than 2 months after i was forced to start commutting after working from home.

Accidentally bought a 50 lb bag of Jasmine rice because my previous bag of Jasmine rice was almost empty only to realize i already had a back up bag of Jasmine rice so now i have 100 lbs of Jasmine rice.

They are going to lose the critical Qanon demographic with this move

Here's my handy rule for engaging in leftist discourse; 1. Unless the person is actively involved in mutual aid/direct action, you don't have to take them seriously Alternative, more strict rule for engaging in discourse; 1. Don't

If you give an unemployed person enough money to meet their basic needs, they are still more economically productive/beneficial than billionaires on account of the fact that the money will be immediately recirculated back into the economy. The wealthy are sinks who keep more than they put back in.

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Nightreign would be a lot more fun if i didn't feel so rushed. Like just give me 5 more fucking minutes per day please

Mamdani won because he's a cutie patootie When i see a post with his smiling face i just wanna pinch his cheeks

She left me cause i asked her to death grip my peanits

Can't wait for democrats to fuck up another impeachment, further cementing Trump's ability to evade consequences and accountability

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

Mr. Brightside when Mrs. Darkfront arrives at the function

That's my motherfucking machete baybee 🙏🏼😩💥🎉🔥🤤

youre laughing??? de poopst ass dout and you're laughing??????

it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.

Everyday I help clients through chat I'm reminded how poor the average person's reading comprehension is.

Reaching out to a consulate to try and get citizenship and I'm terrified they're gonna dog on me for being bad at the native language

I am not dying on this hill, I am killing you on this hill

I think I have a hot take for One Piece and it's that Garp sucks.

Someone in the teams chat at my job just posted a lil fuckin joke thing that says "the stock market is vibes based and the vibes are bad!" And I just have to sit here and vibrate with rage because no one sees that as a huge fucking problem

We could solve so many problems in society by having a dedicated class grades 8-12 to teach kids how to identify narcissists and con-men.

A24 horror movie about Disney Adults

I cannot overemphasize how well the non-racist Looney Tunes hold up.

My time has come

Would it be weird if I got line work and coloring done by different artists for a tattoo?

If I could only listen to two albums for the rest of my life I'm confident I would be perfectly content with The Crane Wife by The Decemberists and Nothing is True & Everything is Possible by Enter Shikari. Those albums contain my entire emotional spectrum.

Need to figure out a One Piece tattoo that says I like it for the politics, so far my best idea is a combo of these panels

The most frustrating thing about my job is when a client keeps fucking up but I can't tell them that the problem is user error.