Doing cupping at home with mayo jars and cigarettes

Practice + Pancakes

Truly. 🙏

My blood pressure was 118/70 today, unmedicated, and I’m so proud of myself for that

Devastated

This crowd is so behind Arsenal right now

WHAT A START

🥰

I feel hot

🧱

ITS GONNA HAPPEN

Whenever a white woman walks passed my car at a light or intersection, I make sure to lock my doors

If you were a Spice Girl, which one would you be?

Happy Mother's Day

Happy Mother's Day

Up the Bees!

The pad Thai I ordered medium was so spicy and I tore through it

Unbelievably hword today

I need to make wholesale career changes but like wtf do I do

Gyokeres has been immense today

It’s over

Havertz you tit

Nice of Arsenal to start to show their teeth

I never thought I would look like this

I just bought a chain necklace

I could’ve done without the Malcolm in the middle reboot, but it had a cute moment here and there

Just saw my first pope mobile looking usps trucks

“At some point, in ideal conditions, maybe I would be able to cobble together some feelings about Donald Glover playing a digital dinosaur, but right now I’m tired—very, very tired,” said Wisconsin resident Gina Logan

happy MAR10 day

I don’t get the point of the savanna bananas and party animals… like what

Markwayne Mullin, flip it around…

I would commit heinous acts for a Cinnabon rn

Bubblegum bubblegum in a dish

WTH James van der Beek?!?!

I want to fucking scream. My job has not taken taxes out properly again this year and I’m about to have a big ass bill

At the Arsenal match today

Joint time after thinking about societal collapse and unthinkable injustice all day long 😍

Absolutely frigid post swim

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

Thank god

Miami is gonna win I’m gonna be sick

YES

Indiana don’t fuck this up

I need a handy

LCM King

Ugh ole piss I need you to come through here

Hello Tim Cook I worked at Tumblr when you gave us 48 hours to get rid of all the consenting, adult boobs. Up all night at your whim, out of the blue. But you're still cool with Twitter and its CSAM and revenge porn and whatever the fuck this is? Why do you even HAVE guidelines?

yes, yes i do

Suck it Villa!