Not robert
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Parody account of an idiot named Robert.
Guess who’s getting back in the pool today?!?!
7 days ago
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Seeing the college football playoff field has validated my decision to stop watching college football unless FSU plays
10 days ago
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“Oh there are only 18 empty overhead bins, better make everyone gate check their bags” -every airline
11 days ago
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LFG GUNNERS
17 days ago
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Not the dispensary getting into genetic purity
22 days ago
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I really hope time DOES cast a spell on you
24 days ago
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M 🎁
26 days ago
*Paul Simon voice* Hello diva, my old friend.
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ptklein
26 days ago
She’s resigning on J5. What comes after J5?
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WeRateDogs
about 1 month ago
We only rate dogs. This is spaghetti con salsiccia. Obviously has the noodles and the sausage, but is notably missing sauce. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10 (IG: futrinka_tacsko)
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Look at it
about 2 months ago
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Trying not to have an absolute meltdown today
2 months ago
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Can you bring poppers on an airplane?
2 months ago
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localswampgay
2 months ago
👁️👁️ 👄 : ::::::: ¥—:::::::::—¥ ::::::: :::: :: : :…. :…….. the dna strand from Jurassic park if she slayed
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I’m so close to a work/career crash out
2 months ago
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Story time: I’m in Orlando for a conference, and this time I took the train so I didn’t have to drive. I guess somewhere checking into the train, I lost my lighter. And then somewhere after checking into my hotel, I lost my vape.
2 months ago
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Dr Kat Day (she/her)
2 months ago
Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
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Pop Crave
2 months ago
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As soon as I give this presentation I’m rewarding myself with a trip to the dispensary and Sunday funday
2 months ago
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3 months ago
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I am in a foul mood today
3 months ago
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I really need to do ecstasy on a dark club full of sweaty half naked men soon
3 months ago
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Hello everyone, I did almost an entire swim workout on my own. Please clap
3 months ago
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Since we can’t have them in Florida anymore
3 months ago
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Mekka Okereke
3 months ago
I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him. I'm talking about something very different. Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired. Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to. But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿♂️
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I only have Facebook for work purposes, but someone just poked me
3 months ago
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What fucking country can I move to where I can go and contribute to their positive ways of life?
3 months ago
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Alien Earth is fucking me so good
3 months ago
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H-word
3 months ago
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Im a silly goose
3 months ago
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Anna Wintour right now
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3 months ago
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Dolphins gonna move on from Tua or what?
3 months ago
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The Tennessee Holler
3 months ago
👇🏽 🎯
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Holl🌞
3 months ago
This explains it better than I can
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I wish Lee had come home for one more, but I bet a chunk that Nole fans feelings on herbie meant “no”
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4 months ago
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Getting violently high before a massage 🤤🤤🤤
4 months ago
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🖖
4 months ago
Your english teacher and your gym teacher are getting married
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I want to be such a curmudgeon about the engagement but I just don’t have the energy to be a curmudgeon to that many people
4 months ago
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Shane Patrick
4 months ago
Born to be a personality hire, forced to be valued contributor
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thatsugarguy (he/him/his)
4 months ago
Canadian Carly Rae Jepsen saw the US suffering under Trump, released a new song under the “e•mo•tion” album and said:
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Cum gutters incoming
4 months ago
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Sit tight it may happen sooner than you think
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4 months ago
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I crack myself up
4 months ago
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Went to the turkish bath house today and wow, what’s an experience
4 months ago
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Why did I think Dean Cain was Howard Dean?
4 months ago
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Hi everyone, this is my bicep, he’s new so be nice
4 months ago
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Matthew Downhour
4 months ago
I love this idea that the people making filming decisions wished, deep down inside, they didn't get to frame the shot a particular way, and technology is now making up for that failing
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I always thought elementally, I was a water, but I am most certainly air
4 months ago
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Deer Lady83
5 months ago
Hero
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I think Claude Von Stroke changed my life
5 months ago
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This is a medium shirt, I am officially smolboi
5 months ago
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