Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

Thank god

Miami is gonna win I’m gonna be sick

YES

Indiana don’t fuck this up

I need a handy

LCM King

Ugh ole piss I need you to come through here

Hello Tim Cook I worked at Tumblr when you gave us 48 hours to get rid of all the consenting, adult boobs. Up all night at your whim, out of the blue. But you're still cool with Twitter and its CSAM and revenge porn and whatever the fuck this is? Why do you even HAVE guidelines?

yes, yes i do

Suck it Villa!

I’m not ready for real life to begin again. Making a l genuine romantic connection is something that don’t happen often to me, but here I am, diving into something with a man that lives 1,000 miles away

Starting to get cheeked up

This is the documentary that CBS did not want to show about CECOT: rumble.com/v73c0bk-this...

This is Copper. He's trying to make you a fancy Italian meal. Just needs help tracking down some sauce and meatballs, then dinner will be served. 13/10 (TT: spy_v13)

Finally getting to the most recent heated rivalry. The use of tAtU at the club is elite

Guess who’s getting back in the pool today?!?!

Seeing the college football playoff field has validated my decision to stop watching college football unless FSU plays

“Oh there are only 18 empty overhead bins, better make everyone gate check their bags” -every airline

LFG GUNNERS

Not the dispensary getting into genetic purity

I really hope time DOES cast a spell on you

*Paul Simon voice* Hello diva, my old friend.

She’s resigning on J5. What comes after J5?

We only rate dogs. This is spaghetti con salsiccia. Obviously has the noodles and the sausage, but is notably missing sauce. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10 (IG: futrinka_tacsko)

Look at it

Trying not to have an absolute meltdown today

Can you bring poppers on an airplane?

👁️👁️ 👄 : ::::::: ¥—:::::::::—¥ ::::::: :::: :: : :…. :…….. the dna strand from Jurassic park if she slayed

I’m so close to a work/career crash out

Story time: I’m in Orlando for a conference, and this time I took the train so I didn’t have to drive. I guess somewhere checking into the train, I lost my lighter. And then somewhere after checking into my hotel, I lost my vape.

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

As soon as I give this presentation I’m rewarding myself with a trip to the dispensary and Sunday funday

I am in a foul mood today

I really need to do ecstasy on a dark club full of sweaty half naked men soon

Hello everyone, I did almost an entire swim workout on my own. Please clap

Since we can’t have them in Florida anymore

I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him. I'm talking about something very different. Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired. Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to. But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️

I only have Facebook for work purposes, but someone just poked me

What fucking country can I move to where I can go and contribute to their positive ways of life?

Alien Earth is fucking me so good

H-word

Im a silly goose

Anna Wintour right now

Dolphins gonna move on from Tua or what?

👇🏽 🎯

This explains it better than I can

I wish Lee had come home for one more, but I bet a chunk that Nole fans feelings on herbie meant “no”