It's a fun game, I think I'm winning. www.epicfurious.com

If Trump offered Marjorie Taylor Greene a job in the Cabinet, every one of her positions would instantly change...again. Anyone who doesn't know this is a profoundly gullible moron.

If they combined the Antichrist plot with the golden calf plot in the Bible, it would have been a little too on the nose.

The naked position of every Republican judge in the country, from SCOTUS to VASCOTUS to every county magistrate, is currently that no election may take place in which a Democrat may win. The first Civil War started over less than this.

May the 4th be with you. Here's one of my favorite Star Wars memes:

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Every Republican you know worships the literal Antichrist who was foretold in the Bible. But I'm sure they're still good people and won't poison the potato salad at the next potluck.

As long as there are no fires, no highway blockades, and no genuine threats against anyone's life, everybody will happily ignore millions of people protesting. Those who beg you to remain peaceful and harmless are trying to kill the movement.

The only functioning legislature in the US is the corrupt Supreme Court, which decides the law based on vibes. If you ever wondered why life always just gets worse in the US for forty years no matter who is elected, the blame lies solely on the evil Court. Who btw has no power in the Constitution.

I CALLED IT!

Often I think the US has the worst imaginable kakistocracy, but then I remember that Israel elected Netenyahu for a thousand consecutive terms. At least we had a break for a few years with Biden, but they've been living with an evil genocidal criminal forever. And they keep reelecting him!

Cut off forever your friends and family who supported Trump. It's not over politics, it's because you knew they were evil and that just confirmed it beyond the shadow of your doubt. Easiest decision I ever made.

Nobody outside academia seems to have noticed this, but despite Congress funding NSF and NIH at close to their historic levels, Trump has completely strangled actual grant funding. There is NO money being awarded. He just stole it all. www.aps.org/apsnews/2026...

My #boss was honest with me today. He pulled up to work with his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied, "Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year." 🚗

This has been bothering me for 38 years. Paula Abdul gets the raw end of the deal in her relationship in "Opposites Attract." I hope she dumped him 37 years ago.

Every Cybertruck has tinted windows so you can't see the driver crying when you flip him off.

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

People on Bluesky will tell you that the MAGA cult is fading. It is not. On right-wing media even the mildest Trump critic is constantly crucified by Antichrist worshippers. There is no daylight between any remaining Republican and Trump's anus.

Trump is literally the Antichrist and you need to cut anyone who supports him out of your life forever.

The worst thing about Trump dying is that it'll only happen once. If God were just it would happen every day for eternity.

It's OK to be happy about Hungary. Even corrupt Nazis who control every media outlet and rig the vote in their favor can lose if the electorate hates them enough. Nothing will bring back the people these fascists have murdered, but in the long run evil will lose. Have hope tonight.

On the 50th anniversary of the unilateral disarmament of the American left, I'm starting to think it was a bad idea.

Still waiting for all those non-voting "Leftists" who told me to go fuck myself when I suggested Kamala was harm reduction to go out and start their big revolution. Any day now. Now would be great.

Every time I hear “I didn’t vote for this” I break out my Jules impression

Remember this picture, & others like it, every time you hear someone in your city say "we're not Amsterdam." This was #Amsterdam in the 1970s. Many of the cities we admire made tough choices regarding cars in the past, and are still making better choices today. Better choices instead of excuses.

Today would be a good day for Jill Stein to rise out of the pumpkin patch and give a message to all the most sincere children who thought Harris was just as bad as Trump.

Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are.

our very existence is the nail that gives them a flat tire the gum in their hair the water in the gas tank the ghost in the machine the ew, decaf your very existence is priceless keep existing just by existing we are disrupting those that would kill and enslave us

When I’m president we’ll implement a “Trump Supporter Day of Atonement” where all the people that voted for Trump have to be extra nice to all of us normal people and they have to let us beat the crap out of them a little bit consequence-free

@rubenbolling.bsky.social I am trying to find an old TtDB cartoon called "The inefficiency of being male," I think, which is about men needing four drinks to say what women say after one drink. Is it online anywhere? I've loved your work for decades, in case it's not clear.

I said this in replies elsewhere, but I want to say it loudly here. Anything other than a fullthroated affirmation of birthright citizenship in this country by SCOTUS is an act of treason. It is grounds for immediate impeachment. It is a violation of every oath they have made.

I am fucking sick and tired of people rationalizing away the behavior of the U.S. military when every fucking piece of news about them in 2026 is either a war crime or crime against humanity. For a class of people celebrated as the bravest, they’re mostly either outright evil or cowards.

Q: You don’t regret that people might’ve lost important income to support their lives? A: No, I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit. Q: Ok. Did you reduce the federal deficit? A: No, we didn’t.

Bluesky is great at feeding me "I'm a putative leftist but what I really hate is other people on the left" content, and absolute dogshit at sharing anything I write with anyone. Only Mastodon was worse.

It took 2-3 years to plan 9/11. This is why Trump is in such a hurry to destabilize the world. He wants to make sure he gets another one in 2028.

175 girls killed at an Iranian school by Trump bombs, but the people who really deserve your sympathy are the ones still trying to convince everyone they're not to blame because they're sure the black lady would have been just as bad.

I take no credit for this, but I get it! 💥

In retrospect writing a hagiography of Alexander Hamilton just before his Constitution was shown to be a house of cards may not have been the best choice.

WAR IS PEACE FREEDOM IS SLAVERY IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

Me trying to find anything from the antiwar Trump supporters today.

You cannot be in an antifascist coalition with people who still claim Harris was just as bad as Trump. They are "useful idiots." Overrepresented here but utterly ineffectual and destructive in any real-world action.

Boy, I bet you "Hillary wants war" and "Kamala wants war" Lefties are really happy you didn't vote for her, eh? #IranWar #ButHerLaugh #HarrisWalz #EpsteinFiles.

I'm curious about responses to length of the State of the Union. As I recall in 2000 when Bill Clinton delivered the longest SOTU in history at 90 minutes, people criticized him harshly for boring the audience. This year a 120 minute SOTU is touted as evidence of vigor and virility. Weird.

The New York Times' transcript of Trump's speech seems pretty cleaned up, in sharp contrast to their transcript of AOC's remarks.

The Bluesky-audience version of this is asking who Jimmy Carter's vice president was.

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Jesse Watters: "So, if you're a billionaire in California, before the peasants start storming the castle, how about this? How about you buy everybody there a $1 value meal at McDonald's?" The cheapest value meal at McDonald's is $8. It was $1 fifty years ago. www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/jes...

I remember a decade of SCOTUS decisions that were initially reported as going against Trump, only to find months later that they all included an escape clause for him. So I'm waiting to see what the catch is in the tariffs decision.