Omg isn’t this where your boyfriend got his PHD?

I’m not sure what these are called in Europe, but in Korea they sound like something @beardynoise.bsky.social would tweet and we’d all simply respond with “Luke”

You don’t want to know what will happen when Yoongi is set off

finally a use for these

If your phone is set to traditional Chinese characters by default and voice notes is genuinely more convenient: fine - you are the one person I will indulge voice notes from. Otherwise for the love of god just phone me and pretend you care what I have to say in response to your soliloquy

Kid loves this

It’s summer (allegedly), and all around the country, small vans are driving around residential estates playing music out loud — and people are smiling when they hear it. www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/fro...

I distinctly remember, in February 2021, feeling a sense of absolute relief that I was no longer being held one inch in front of a blazing fire of NEWS every fucking day and my god having that American boot on the back on my skull again is making me bitter and fatigued

Can I get this silence intravenously please

Tried to capture a photo on the cat and the puppy cuddling on my lap and accidentally created a Star Wars poster

Maintaining magic for the 7yo is agony. Anxiously sat on the side of my bed wondering if she’s asleep so I can start laying down the eggs that I hope to god aren’t melted from their week long stint in the car boot, which - under a blanket - is the only place I can reliably expect her not to nose

When we first heard about the live action moana my kid went on a solid 15 minute reverie about how she’d depict a live action Tamatoa and MAN she’s going to be FURIOUS at this

Churchill has only been on the fiver for about ten minutes, hasn’t he? I’m sure it was an industrialist or something pre-plastic fivers.

Guys. Guys. I have accidentally captured the perfect cat video. Was trying to record the men being cute by my side in bed just now and, well: (It’s cropped weirdly, thanks Bluesky)

It literally gave you the option to be roasted for your bad choices or not, you can’t complain when it does EXACTLY AS YOU ASK, god why am I on the side of a BANK?

Lmao

But seriously. We are back! Next week we start shooting #bbcghosts the movie! Huge excitement in the camp, lots of splendid people joining us.

Absolutely fascinating “family voting” rhetoric given the amount of photos (presumably paid for, and obvs illegal) of 2+ reform voting postal ballots with identical X marks that have been appearing on my fb page in the last week or so.

For various reasons when I had my kid I hadn’t had a proper meal in three days and TO THIS DAY I have not had a finer sandwich than the one handed to me in the C-section recovery room

We made it, lads 🥹

I’m sorry to disappoint but my experience as a cis woman is that society is ALL TO READY to remind you of your biological reality every time you publicly interact with a baby from around age 17, and you are duty bound to fend them off until you’re good and ready to have one…

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

I hold the BBC (and Tom Rosenthal) entirely responsible for kid’s weirdest crush: Alfred the Great

For reasons I cannot fathom my 7yo is now *obsessed* with competitive cooking shows. Her Netflix account is just show after show of Americans baking cakes

I distinctly remember, in February 2021, feeling a sense of absolute relief that I was no longer being held one inch in front of a blazing fire of NEWS every fucking day and my god having that American boot on the back on my skull again is making me bitter and fatigued

Thought this on Tuesday when I was in London. Baffling. Absolutely convinced that we should start referring to viagra as gender affirming care (because what else is it?) and the dial might start to shift a bit

Look it’s a long shot: anyone want to try for BTS tickets with me?

Look it’s a long shot: anyone want to try for BTS tickets with me?

THEY MADE THE BIG HERO SIX WINDMILLS OMG

Ate some of the two week old Christmas ham for lunch (it had been wrapped up, smelled fine) and. Well. Take my advice: don’t do that.

Huh, snow, a bit of rain and temperatures hovering around zero really does create an absolute shitshow cocktail for getting around. Just watched a van try to pull off my street and go precisely nowhere

Yes

This is gonna age like Kirk. Manifesting that whoever pulls the trigger will exude femininity

Kim Jong Un went to the New Year concert last night, and as you can see, he was overjoyed to be there. “It’s just boom boom boom and you can’t even hear the words” “Get with it daddy, you big square! Can’t you see it’s…”

sonic and i are not Betrothed. you can use that filthy blue rat as you please

Nothing but contempt for clothes that can’t be tumble dried. What do you mean you can’t be thrown in the nice warm cupboard and be tossed about a bit? Grow the fuck up.

Had a lovely dream which was just a really enthusiastic man telling me at length about how he went about creating his homemade ginseng wine. No plot. Just a happy man and his root wine (he put jujubes in there too)

THREAD. My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments. I've collected his work here...

IMPORTANT NEWS: we shall have both Santa AND the tooth fairy visiting tonight and my kid will be subject to everyone singing The Song because she is entirely without her two front teeth

Duo, my beloved owl. Every single one of us just wants to know how to order dinner or get a train ticket. I will not be counselling in a second language

BEHOLD, MY HANDSOME FESTIVE MEN (they are being surprisingly tolerant of my bullshit)

Oh no I went to Tesco to get some salad and it’s so rammed that I’m genuinely considering grabbing a Brie to have in the car

For the first time in my life I have logged on to work in my jammies. Get the hype.

I would like to thank Spotify for the FOB cover of “It Feels Like Christmas” from Muppets Christmas Carol. Absolute millennial catnip, well done.

National news, UK.

T is a charmingly lo-fi kid and asked Santa for snakes and ladders for Christmas. This just arrived and I am helpless

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