Stephuán d'Beavis
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everyone at work assumes im autistic and i believe them
i am not too embarrassed to tell a kid if I didn't understand a phrase they used, I explain that I am way older than they think I am and they go "oh sorry" sincerely and explain it for me
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
1 day ago
Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are
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Chase 🎄🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🎄
1 day ago
Goddamn I have never had a tik tok hit so close to home
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins
1 day ago
Whoop Whoop
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i was a "its a poor workman who blames his tools" guy for a long time until i got a job where my primary tool is shipping company software
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fucked up to think about how aerosmith had their own ride at disneyworld
2 days ago
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the sexual sparrow
3 days ago
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this sucks so bad dude
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3 days ago
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cartoon dog gf
4 days ago
ok this is libbed the fuck out but imma say it anyway: whenever someone tells you that socialism is impossible, remember that ice is just a jobs program for school shooters and the money is never going to run out
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falling asleep at my desk. got up to pee and my dick was like 1/3 hard, spraying erratically, fitfully. rough day back to work
5 days ago
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they should put surgeon generals warnings on soda like they do with cigarettes. it should be a rare indulgence
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Luis Miguel Villegas Silva
6 days ago
Harvard professor Robert Trivers tried to get Jeffrey Epstein in touch with Norman Finkelstein. Instead of accepting, Norman sent a reply calling Alan Dershowitz a pedophile rapist and saying Trivers should be ashamed for defending them, and both should be strangled instead
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Bill Nye tried to fuck my mom at a Discovery Zone in 1994. He didn't score but it soured me on science forever and now I'm $600,000 in debt from my PHD in modern art plus terminally Gay
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55 grand to tongue-fuck my wife
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6 days ago
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had a beautiful "two drinks and an edible at a nice dinner party" night last night
6 days ago
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our culture is beautiful and worth fighting for
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7 days ago
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they're gonna go with, "well look, so many people are in the epstein files that basically no one who matters isn't, so we're gonna make it legal to marry 14 years old at a federal level," and we're a step closer to being run by The Taliban
8 days ago
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Faine Greenwood
8 days ago
i am happy to fight for freedom with the libertarians but also, we don’t really need to *talk*
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Gaius (from Tribunate)
9 days ago
Irrefutable proof that no matter how moderate you are, Republicans are going to call you a communist. No sense running away from popular positions to avoid this smear because it’s inevitable
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the best thing Darren Aronofsky ever did was remake his own movie about a depressed middle aged man who allowed his passions to destroy his body and isolate himself from his family, but in the remake the man destroys himself with treats instead of risky pro wrestling moves
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office called in a plumber to tighten up some sweaty/leaky fixtures and I don't want to go in and lay brick while he's working. but my body is telling me its Time and I fear I'll have to drive to the gas station or Chik Fil A or something
10 days ago
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Looking tough and heroic by being afraid to show my face next to a teenage boy in shackles. I am defending western civilization
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10 days ago
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Tokusatsu GIFs
11 days ago
Kamen Rider Agito (2001) Episode 25
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buffaloser
11 days ago
Dudes Rock
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This would fix like 80% of dudes. Show up somewhere, help out, act normal, become normal. Its genuinely simple
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12 days ago
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I love waking up early to dig out my car and drive through a blizzard to get to the office and do nothing because no other place we do business with is open
13 days ago
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saw a few cars that slid off the road, plus one flipped completely over. awful to think about but objectively kind of cool
13 days ago
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car chases in old movies rocked so hard, they'd block off like 9 neighborhoods and just destroy 40 cars, a better world
13 days ago
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so cold im wearing a shirt to bed
15 days ago
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Can you believe ICE is doing this (shows you a video of them arresting a baby) yeah well can you belive the libs are doing THIS (shows you a video of a drag queen being annoying in a bar and grille in Chicago)
15 days ago
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alcohol rules, a "lite" poison
15 days ago
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the most realistic aspect of The Sopranos is theres a fat guy who loses a bunch of weight and then ceaselessly lectures other people about diet and nutrition even though he's still a very fat guy
15 days ago
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Kári Tulinius
16 days ago
the Finnish government made a gif for kalsarikännit and it’s the best explanation for how Finns always top the global happiness survey
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if i ever win the mega millions i'm buying the art museum so I can play with all the swords and polearms in the armor court
16 days ago
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James Vincent
about 1 month ago
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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betcha Elton John got all kinds of famous pussy he didn't even want
16 days ago
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Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42 and post the second sentence. Dogbreath kept on playing without him
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17 days ago
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If I dropped a sandwich onto a fresh hot pile of dog shit, yeah, of course I'd cut my losses and get a new sandwich. But a single chip, on the ground, inside, for a few moments? If that kills me then I wasn't long for this world anyhow
17 days ago
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wargen
about 1 month ago
your train has arrived
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Tokusatsu GIFs
18 days ago
Super Rescue Solbrain (1991) Episode 20
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if you're unconnected and/or unskilled your job options are app servant bullshit or armed agent of the state
20 days ago
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Dont know what the gimmick is here but I choose to believe that our ancestors are choosing to deprive of us of our culture due to how we misused it
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20 days ago
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Even Progressive is using AI in ads, a company whose whole brand is buoyed by marketing, we're cooked
20 days ago
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How else do you articulate "Tatantino's movies suck so bad but they're so good"
20 days ago
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I think Newsom's whole strategy is to go on right leaning media to seed that entire ecosystem with him nodding and agreeing with right-wing figures, so come election time, they all view him as reasonable, then when they vote they do not vote for him and continue to dismiss him as a demonrat
21 days ago
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Its going to suck horribly, but the next three years are also going to be extremely funny as what little filter Trump had slowly trickles out as his Brandonization intensifies
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22 days ago
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I worked with a bunch of Mormon missionaries in Kirtland for a couple years and they all seemed like nice kids, but I now believe sincerely that it is a cult and they should be shunned as heretics
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22 days ago
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lauren
23 days ago
Anthropic: Best for coding applications Gemini: Best for summarizing meetings and taking notes Grok: Best for harassing women and sexualizing children ChatGPT: Best for assisted suicide
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