there was an episode of cumtown where Mullen says his ideal future is to find a place that would sustain a Blockbuster, reopen Blockbuster, and just employ himself as the guy who runs the register at Blockbuster and frankly I can't imagine a more pleasant life

Not enough coverage of the Tucker pivot is incorporating the most damning evidence that he's full of shit, that the discovery during the Dominion lawsuit included his texts going "yeah Trump's a lying piece of shit and I have to pretend I don't hate him for money"

lingerie photoshoot @ bowling alley

This never happened to Johnny Knoxville because the bulls could tell his heart and intentions were pure. He could be chastened, but never disfigured

They won an election on cultural grievance bullshit, and now they think they can apply it to everything else

We should've known when he tried to remake Arthur (1981) that Russell Brand was evil

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Dolly Parton is like, the last Celeb everyone in America agrees is good regardless of their political or cultural identity. my prediction is her eventual death will bring us back to living in a shared reality, her final gift to this troubled land

what do you figure is the average American's "acquainted with someone who was on jeopardy" is? Mine's 2 (school librarian, guy i was in a play with once)

Ultraman Z (2020) Episode 4

Return of Ultraman (1971) Episode 39

it rocks hiw quickly robocop makes you vacilate between pitying robocop and being so goddamned hyped for robocop

I believe the Trump administration and much of the larger rise in outwardly hostile authoritarian states is a conspiracy by the Catholic Church to launder the reputation of the Catholic Church

Put in a Daigo cameo like he’s Stan Lee

car got blasted to shit by a freak hailstorm, windshield cracked all to hell, body covered in dents. keep thinking about that post where someone said, "you'll keep seeing climate change shot by someone else's phone and it'll get closer and closer til you're the one shooting it"

Crash (1996) is such a funny movie, I jack off to weird stuff but if my fetish involved breaking a few ribs every month or so I'd probably try to deprogram that aspect of my sexuality

i don't like how after Goku gets very strong he just becomes caucasian. I know later on they made him and the other saiyans' hair turn all kinds of colors but initially he just turns into a white man

if The Great Gazoo ever showed up in my neighborhood, fucking around and doing little extradimensional gags, I would split him open with a machete

you're not "unplugging" for a weekend away at a cabin with water and electricity, call me when you're Fully amish

"Must've kept 10,000 beers cold"

True Romance (1993): least surprising "written by Quentin Tarantino" reveal of all time

To all who celebrate

the only big historical event I witnessed live was the one time they aired the episode of Cow and Chicken with The Buffalo Gals. I was like 12, just old enough to understand what the innuendos meant

heard a guy on his phone telling someone, "Yeah, he's gotta be like, 100% Chinese. Or maybe Korean."

saw a guy yesterday with a "WIZ4RD" vanity plate and three stickers that I recognized as symbols from Magic: The Gathering and I wonder how much different/worse my life could've been if i'd ever gotten into that

It would be so nice for Cleveland to get another championship and not have to thank LeBron for it

how did pee wee afford all that bullshit

Tell of Tubbies

I understand in the abstract that Marlon Brando depicted an effortless, timeless sort of masculinity on screen that had no real precedent, but I just have a hard time getting over his gay little voice

Counterpoint www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BgQ...

had a horrible dream I got a tattoo on the back of my hand of a flip lighter and the caption, "the cigarette faggot"

we think of Europeans as racist against one another but look how mean we all are to Florida. Ohio, Michigan and Pennsylvania are borderline identical states and they act like they hate each other

Hitting the gym like:

I would love to live with a young woman from Florida who is high for like 3/4 of the day, covered in tattoos and uses the word "bitch" the way old telegrams use "stop." It'd be like a sitcom

Kamen Rider (1971) Episode 60

Ich liebe meine Kultur

I think Dee Dee Ramone wasn't racist and was just trying to be edgy, but Johnny Ramone was just a dumb asshole and probably sincerely racist

Kamen Rider (1971) Episode 69

Kamen Rider (1971) Episode 21

cool people I saw on my walk to thr Store ole gal having a smoke in a shirt that no longer covers her belly: hell yeah long hair bandana socks in slides guy just lookin at traffic: hell yea dude no neck fat guy on three wheeled motorcycle: h h h hell yeah dude

turds are normalizing after a weird Sunday dinner that I think had me Plugged up. Just aced a 2 on the Bristol Stool Scale

when it comes to making your fingers smell, peeling and eating citrus fruit whips the shit out of smoking cigarettes, nicer profile plus vitamins & a little Fiber

Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)

a few months ago I drove down to a rural flea market in eastern Ohio and saw a rib skinny girl with tattoos all over her arms and face spend 70 dollars on crystals (rocks, not meth)

"A.I." is the tool of and the prevailing aesthetic of fascists leading to a world devoid of meaning or art.

stop showing me the clip of the British TV host laughing at the puppet I don't understand it

Fuck pugs. Euthanize that dumb little pig and get a dog that doesn't need its nose manually cleaned out