Stop using Spotify oh my GOD

We asked a printer for samples of their paper stock and they sent us this

FLOWERS AND FRESH BREAD

This game is the baseball equivalent of being punished for stealing fire.

Active player in the sport of trying to keep a hat on top of your head in the pōneke wind. So far me 1 wind 2. close game

hard run #hades2

Sorry guys the rain this morning is my fault: i saw sun out the window and walked out w jandals on and no umbrella

like me, youre probably wondering if anyones drawn the my little ponys dressed like the backstreet boys in the everybody (backstreet's back) music video, singing "everypony" instead of "everybody". well, i was worried for a minute there but im pleased to announce someone DID draw that at some point.

when you ask an author who took her author photo for crediting in publicity and she replies 'hehe this was my wife'

wow! the new supergiant album came with a free game

BREAKING: Israel has intercepted Global Sumud Flotilla vessels Alma and Sirius, according to activists onboard. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/356qba

something to take the edge off

Working in publishing is weird bc you're both reading every single day and also lamenting about how you haven't been reading anything lately

SILENT HILL f

my coworker was showing me a tattoo artist she likes and, upon minimising the window, revealed the wikipedia page for the omegaverse

hot honey + lemsip = spicy lemsip (highly rated)

LANEWAY 2026

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

the shania twainsaw massacre

men love my woke lesbo shirt, every time I wear it some guy goes out of his way to compliment it

Heads up they rerouted the march tomorrow due to high winds

Sending aroha to all those marching tomorrow! Route change has been announced because of weather. Check your networks for details. #FreePalestine

Is there a good reason for why we need to see tom phillips' stash/hiding place from every available angle, slow teased out day by day? this feels like rubber necking. it's gross.

I'm revealed to be gay

and here's some recent art I made with my own two hands

unfriendly reminder in light of some recent events: if you sit, nodding sagely whenever I bring up my dislike of gen ai then turn around and use it in private and expect me to think what you're making is 'cool' newsflash I don't and we aren't friends

crying during waco, texas... biblically accurate listen

without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?

So you can say cunt in the house but not call somebody spineless? o k

Banned from parliament for the rest of the week for refusing to apologize for calling other MPs spineless, as they refuse to do anything meaningful about war crimes against civilians in Gaza What a fucked up world we live in

oh fuck I'm going to make purchases

Average nziff screening: man that old guy sure can make the loudest sounds during the quietest moments

Sef preservation instincts of a grape the way i turned that emergency warning alarm without looking at it and went right back to sleep

“what is the crime?!” I scream as the police drag me away from the polling booth “…enjoying a succulent free Māori hangi?!”

Bury me with my big expensive beautiful exposed spine cookbooks i bought to look at and never use

'does that mean i put in "oxen comma musk?"' publishing

Is there anything better than finishing a really good book and then convincing half the squad to also read it so you can all yell together

Doing a pronoun circle with all the other people stuck with me in the Saw trap

the amount of AI picture book submissions we get is unreal to me and I completely understand that it's nowhere near how bad it could be

jumpscared myself realising ive got some wicked calf muscle definition... all that running huh!!!

girlfriend just told me in full earnestness "big moment for beef wellingtons"

Imogen Heap was right. what the hell is going on

me on Wellington weather

Small Ellie sketch. 🌿

🚨The kids in larchmont are doing rage songs🚨

just saw truck w giant tino rangatiratanga flag sticker on the back of the cab above another sticker proclaiming FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT

it's actually a special form of torture watching my girlfriend enjoy the last of us......... tv show. I'm in hell.

Does anybody else hate looking up at the night sky and seeing a bunch of satellites..