complex emotions today after discovering I’m Hutt-curious now after watching Mandalorian and Grogu 😮‍💨

nolans odyssey vs wolfgangs troy bro discourse defeated soundly by us real ones who own the directors cut in the original dvd format, with art book, set photos and script pages as the artist intended 😏

this has to be the most depressing reason for the pursuit of more hobbit slop oof

Rook Kast getting force dragged into the mist, then only hearing her getting iced by Darth Vader is the absolute coldest shit in a Disney animated series and I bet @vanessamarshall.bsky.social loved voicing every second of it. Iconic. Maul Shadow Lord is tippy top shelf Star Wars.

davy dumb dumb almost lets it slip but lands the fReEduMbs plane at the last minute

I would expect winston peters to show better judgement after his *checks notes* 40 Years in politics *checks notes again* he has spent *looking at those notes in more detail* he oh… *checks again* oh god *furiously flipping through the pages* oh my god what

just so fucking funny you could be on an 11+ hour international flight and get diverted to an airforce tarmac in Bulls and spend the night in a motel eating fish and chips in Marton, welcome to New Zealand.

more woke journalism nonsense how can I possibly understand what an elnino is when it’s not written in ENGLISH the language of NEW ZEALAND

honestly this makes sense everyone knows boats can’t rescue planes

Today from The Detail: The unique, remote island that's a financial basket case, bankrolled by the New Zealand taxpayer

siri is this libertarian?

all of yours

‘what would say you to this old racist sentient suited leather handbag has done one relatively useful thing in the past and because of that I am in government with him but he’s clearly bad now for reasons I have not adequately explained’

inspiring to see everyone in government calming down, taking the spotlight off the nations baldest christopher and focusing on what matters

today is gonna be a truly fascinating chapter in christopher luxons memoir that will be available for free to all air new zealand koru lounge members

I'm falling even more in love with you Letting go of all I've held on to I'm standing here until you make me move I'm hanging by a moment here with you

leak from the caucus to luxo meeting 🚨

LEAK: the New Zealand plan to participate in the blockade of the strait of hormuz 🚨

bet all the esteemed members at the prestigious fifa peace prize all feel pretty silly now

the more embarrassing the gaff, the more lips eat his own face 🫦

i’m not a real person, only disguised as a person, playing a person on the internet, so actually you can’t hold me to any kind of standards 🧠

timing it perfectly so both nz and fiji airways will be out of fuel at the same time leaving me stranded in Japan, absolute dream scenario 🤞

woke wayne leader of the Labour Party of aotearoa

hearing a lot of positive talk about ivermectin working really well in your fuel tank and big petroleum doesn’t want you to know plz share

my matai ❤️ 🇼🇸

hard to believe the boring sausage roll guy was also a deadbeat husband truly revelatory stuff

HUGE LEAK 🚨 was able to get a hold of the designs for the new interislander ferry and even test drive the demo model

in Nagasaki they built this awesome new stadium, its open every day and functions as a hotel, mall, food court and entertainment venue. From ~9am ‘til late every day you can just go and chill out in the seats or have snacks, coffee or food whenever. New Zealand could never do this.

wonder what interest this problematic seppo has in the ACT party I’ll read on a little furth… oh nevermind

incredibly privileged to have exclusive access to preview the new Auckland City Rail Link (CRL) the new station is incredible… 1/3

luxos legacy of a shampoo salesman

today I learned ANA has to play an info video prior to takeoff explicitly telling Japanese men to not take upskirt pictures of the air hostesses fuckin’ horrifying 💀

lotta words for “watch a spineless government do nothing”

how will I know if my government has energy to be raised or decisions being taken?

absolutely convinced this guys biggest crime is having more forehead than most people in their mid 20s who haven’t stabbed their step-mother 15 times

pedos going to’ to prison overseas meanwhile the pedo president…

today, really cannot stress enough that hashtag not all Andrews

in New Zealand they have elections every three years but an ancient shrivelled racist leather bag in a suit decides who wins

One of the best sf shows ever made, Babylon 5, is being released on YouTube by Beyond Infinity in collab w/ WB. And it's upscaled! One ep every few days. Seasons 3-4 are masterpieces, but if you've never seen the show, you can start now! youtu.be/Y235YEQstLo?...

lmfao

pro-tip, a can of V and double apple shisha will get you through almost everything

New Zealand Summer Update: Dec: 🌧️ Jan: ⛅️ Feb: 💩

dress appropriately, it’s windy out there Aotearoa

shit in our sea, shit in our water, shit in our government

visually, creatively and technically there is nobody making films better than Gareth Edwards right now, when that dude lands a decent script writer, he’s going to have an all-timer

PokemonGO has taken more action than the entire American political and legal establishment

what an incredible legacy this government has forged for itself for our vital archipelago connection

witness the majestic beauty of new zealands native aquatic life

removing colbert from television is a crime against humanity, this Ian McKellan interveiw is one for the ages www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l2R...

epstein files turned the worlds most wealthy and powerful into lolcows and the lesson learned is we’ll just do nothing about it and keep giving them money like the twitch chat ass society we are