never seen someone murdered again at their own funeral lol

absolute gutless coward

restored mild faith in humankind there are limited massive loony’s running for local government here aside from one clearly obvious cooker coded language candidate with delusions of grandeur

depressing thing about the shit national has created in this country, is even if labour somehow win next election, they’re anaemic with a visionless leader; they will have won merely by existing. Fundamental changes so desperately needed will never happen. We are doomed to live this eternal cycle.

you know National are doing such a great job of things in government they’ve dug up John Key from the crypt and it’s not even an election year

the conservative subconscious yearns to rage against the system

Robert Redford was truly one of the last remaining cinema legends, instantly elevating anything he was involved with. So many incredible films, my personal favourite (by the equally legendary Tony Scott) will always be Spy Game. Severely underrated movie and one of my top 5 favourites of all time.

probably never know but this act billboard being ‘shot’ with a shotgun screams of a set-up for free press

BREAKING: man goes camping

would be great if they brought this same energy to finding the children over the past four years they’re seemingly so concerned about now

only taken them two years to get some tracks to be back on

it’s luxover and the rumours could be all true

cracks me up how all the adverts for AI slop are like “imagine a spaceman on the moon” as if these kinda really incredible photos don’t exist already, mush for brains shit

genuinely fascinating story, emblematic of how our current braindead government operates www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

well that’ll surely make butter cheaper

“what is the crime?!” I scream as the police drag me away from the polling booth “…enjoying a succulent free Māori hangi?!”

used to interview myself a lot as a teenager too, shane

as per the well known the traditional values we all hold in New Zealand, i’m starting the day by saluting our flag

every accusation is a confession part 19494727

just an incredible day online

the mind bending technology we now have; MONITORS on WALLS. Living in the future, people.

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incredible super secret not-train adventure in Rotorua 🇳🇿

too hot for twitter birthday pic 😮‍💨

MY BEAUTIFUL CEASFIRE, MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THE GREATEST IN HISTORY, IN ONLY TWELVE DAYS, WORLD PEACE GOD BLESS AMERICA

ten million people “plz leave” is some escalatingly mentally bankrupt shit from the most morally and mentally bankrupt nation known

oh great cool cool cool cool cool

Doobie Brothers might have just released the album of the year. God damn. Cannot stop smiling. Learn to Let Go and Lahaina might fix me.

but her emails

elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”

attending a pōwhiri gets you 21 days off work, that’s the new rule now

one of the most embarrassing decisions from one of our worst and most embarrassing governments …so obviously the strategy moving forward will be more of it

ngl this image goes pretty hard

realised my phone reel would be so depressing in a brothel setting; pictures of my sick cat and memes 😭

some of the images have been leaked already 🫣

Look at my deputy prime minister Dawgggggg we’re goin to shit😫🤯🤣

in defence of chris bishop he’s also racist when he’s sober www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

when do we start calling this stuff exactly what it is; a war on women www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3607...

to all my fans please stop saying mean things about me online, there are mechanisms to say mean things about me but posting it on main isn't one of them

‪“doing your own research into applied fascism is fine if you have a PHD” - Libertarian‬ party of free speech

can we suspend Nicola and Winston from parliament for being total dipshits?

don’t know it for a fact but this feels like he had some weird furry stuff

libertarian party of freedoms of speech at it again

dudes only 25 years old what are millennials doing to their kids 😭

the art of the deal is giving your opponent all the cards and allowing them to deal your hand

your pope name is your last name + CVC number on your credit card

not even money can stop you getting who’d in death

Japan 🇯🇵 joins Egypt 🇪🇬 and Thailand 🇹🇭 as a double-stamp in my passport ‘cause I’m going back baby but this time… much longer.