two episodes in and so far it’s on par with the incredible HBO John Adams miniseries, very highly recommend Death by Lightning on Netflix

booked my tickets for Saturday, see perfection on the big screen and spend the rest of the weekend explain both the 50’s and 80’s references to the kids

got verbally abused by an elderly gentleman for parking in my click and collect park, he mistook it for disability parking and wanted to ‘citizen fine’ me $700

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can’t believe nzfirst wants to outlaw small kiwi owned side of the road out of a shipping container interactions with the shiftiest looking divorced dad businesses

charlie gets a veep of his own down there while his wife gets a veep of her own up here true love ❤️

surrounded by flames, holding hands with hulk hogan and looking up at us and smiling

lol gottem

best gag in this whole story is the tech to determine these dumbasses we’re faking the tests is only very recent, so police knew their devices were dodgy but kept using them and ~30,000 people got absolutely fucked

notwithstanding this cooker government trying to kill kids, they’re now forcing teachers to be educational professionals as well health care providers

kept a human alive for ten years today, w in the chat

he’s automatically attracted to beautiful... he just starts kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. he doesn’t even wait. And when you're a president, they let you do it. He can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy. He can do anything.

lol this hapless government has radicalised even the conservative teachers at my kids school hoo boy

incredible things are happening in the capital gains tax discourse

still waiting for my invite

inspiring

i believe the professional education terminology is “ooooooof”

me and you and who else?

my lovely brother in law is raising money riding with his son for muscular dystrophy, if you have the means, I know he would very much appreciate your support www.milesformuscles.org.nz/mike-carter

hey, just called all the boys, now you’re just a common old pervert we’d all appreciate it if you could renounce the title of Andrew and call yourself Warren or something thx

man I can’t believe christopher luxon killed jim bolger

getting some great posi feedback on my current gym and diet habits 🥲

no idea who I am anymore but I’m most defo white 😂

supermarket guy “how was your weekend?” me “yeah, pretty decent… you?” supermarket guy “yeah, not bad, my mum is mayor now, she’s pretty cool”

we gym here in 28 degrees 🫠

this so deeply pathetic but, brownlee sounds so utterly weak and feckless it’s also so deeply funny

say its name ✊ #neverforget610 🇳🇿🪟💔

the bill banning protestors at politicians homes doesn’t go far enough, we must all mobilise to ban politicians entirely to make our nation safe again

like Princess Diana we all remember where we were on this tragic day 💔

this feels like an insanely wild abuse of power by an elected official on a private citizen

i’m sure the politician responsible for unhinged conspiracy theory posting, constant enraged rhetoric towards fellow members of parliament (and one of their children) and supporting a violent attack on parliament that resulted in him being trespassed is just an innocent party in all this

probably not a good idea to throw something at someones house, equally probably not a good idea to support genocide; much to consider.

all those inspiring jobs for young people like picking kumera in dargaville 😭

batshit crazy racist cookers remain defeated for our entertainment www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

It is offensive for the person supposedly in charge of the government and its economic levers to suggest that youths, and their playstationing ways, are responsible for the most rapid surge in unemployment since the Great Financial Crash

back on track

this kinda stuff happens all the time, but it really speaks to the sophomoric nature of his premiership, that he’s so utterly incompetent and completely out of his depth in the both the theatrics and the leadership of a government

concerning

weird, I didn’t think I put Pokéballs in there 🤔

that headline was that for 51mins lol

utterly, completely insane headline

new zealand government is pro genocide

lol this guy handed Trump his first presidential win, fell for it again grand award winner

The Govt's stated reason for restricting voter enrolment in the last two weeks of the election has been speeding up the final count. But the Electoral Commission just told the Justice Select Committee that wouldn't happen - with or without the law change it would take 20 days. t.co/N0vRXHMbMt

proud to support our national vegetable 🇳🇿

reached the “eat each other” phase of the political collapse

head says no to quitting but his tongue says yes; it wants out

very plausible Satan has more extensive public transport and better urban planning than most New Zealand cities

i find the term “full blown” autism so incredibly funny and that phrasing should be embraced by the entire medial community: “Diagnosis, sir? Full blown lipomas”