long live the blue bird 🐦

> the shooter is trans > ok the bullets were trans > ok the roommate is trans

2 picks, "On Becoming a God In Central Florida" and "Made for Love" are both great stories about strong women.

Does anybody remember the last REALLY thin iPhone? They were all bending in people back pockets. Does anyone actually want an impossibly thin phone that might need a external battery just to get through the day? www.engadget.com/mobile/smart...

If you see this post a Pokemon that shares an initial with your first name. 🩷⚡🐑

✨🏳️‍⚧️ Belated Pride Comic (1/4) 🏳️‍⚧️✨

Healthy breakfast

Can't sleep, I accidentally discovered Dr. Pepper has caffeine in it.

THERE'S LORE IN THE PAPER CHASE'S SPOTIFY LYRICS(?!?) "(Excerpt of the Clip From an ex-Area 51 Worker)" along with details from the static wasn't on Apple Music or YouTube Music lyrics last time I listened. I don't think it even had lyrics! Just being able to get every detail is great.

I need this so bad 😭

Does anyone else have a go-to email address to give websites so they'll let you read or download something? Mine's "[email protected]" Works 99 percent of the time Figured he's not using it anymore

My TV is offering up a truly cursed recommendation. I'm so glad I'm an algorithmic enigma.

Not sure it's this exact model but I had a Dell Inspiron laptop from around 2002. That's where I learned HTML and Java, and got my first taste of Linux back in the day. It had a Wi-Fi card that stuck out the side and I beat the poor computer up so much that the card was just a bare circuit board.

and another thing. i'm a good person. please dont put it in the paper that I bribed a reporter

It's my 30th birthday today! After years of dealing with dysphoria and depression, it's finally starting to feel like I have a life worth living ahead of me. No pressure, but I'm saving up for a Framework laptop, feel free to drop some money in my account. Venmo: FidgetB Cash App: $F1DG37

Ever get so high the kerning stops working?

post a screenshot of your first 5 steam purchases and let bluesky judge you open the steam client, click your name in the top right -> account details -> view purchase history and scroll down TF2 became a bit of a rabbit hole for me. It was the first shooter I had ever played with mouse controls.

What gif pops up when you type your name?

My passport also crashes the automatic passport control at Incheon Airport. Not excited to get to Logan now...

Subway could use a rebrand, they've never really escaped their mascot being a pedophile. How about "the official sandwich of the resistance." They could arm us... with sandwiches!

Currently wondering who/what mistranslated pork as seagull at the BBQ place we're at.

Stripe's in damage control mode because they broke the law in the state they're headquartered in. People in power need to push Stripe to find out why those support reps were told they were discriminating against queer people in the first place.

We at the @BirdInter.net Company deny any and all rumors that we are "transing Australia's birds." They were just born that way sweetie.

FACT: Michael Jackson is alive and doing back-alley plastic surgery in Poland under a new identity. I know because when I went to him to get my buttcheeks lifted, I noticed he was only wearing one surgical glove. Dead giveaway.

I keep embarrassing myself in South Korea by thinking 50,000 Won is some absurd amount of money when in reality it's like 35 dollars.

My passport crashes the US customs app because there's no non-binary option. Hopefully that won't be a problem once I arrive in the states. 😬

It's 5am UK time (ish), which is the quietest hour of the Gender Census survey at the moment. Do you find the gender binary wholly inadequate? Tell me about how you want people to refer to you and your gender! survey.gendercensus.com Takes 5-6mins, closes 30th Aug. #LGBT #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #gender

STOP 🛑 🖐️ This is a WIP checkpoint. QRP with your current WIP! --- I plan on giving this a Vaporwave aesthetic when I get home from vacation

One of my first gigs when I was doing tech support in ~2020 was setting up a new computer with AOL. As far as I can tell they don't expect people to actually use the service, it's just an excuse to keep billing you. I had to call support to get their password reset and it took hours.

I don't know if I should be concerned that roughly the same amount of people believe the earth is flat as the rabies vaccine causes "dog autism." Maybe our family dog Zachy just needs a special interest to help him relieve his anxiety. I hope he doesn't feel like he has to mask around me.

Got another phishing attempt. These people are persistent.

Just realized Gemini is on my Pixel Watch now. It's moments like this I'm glad I ordered a new Pebble. Please come soon. Pretty please.

We walked by a Samsung store in South Korea today and it had big Apple Store vibes (all white, glass, and wood.) The two major things that set it apart were giant ads in every window and washing machines for sale in the back (and I'm sure a bunch of other stuff Apple doesn't make--yet.)

#BandName: Lifeline for Ugly Plays uptempo covers of Death Cab for Cutie songs

Oh snap, I didn't think I'd be famous enough to get hit by the phishing scam that's going around to seemingly everyone. I guess they're even targeting nobodies like me. Kinda wanted to string them along for as long as possible, but I'm on vacation.

People wonder why I'm terrified of cars, and it's because a horrifying amount of people drive like this in my parents neighborhood. I grew up being told "Don't cross the street, just don't do it. It's not worth it."

Terraria Harpy

I realized this headline fits well into a Bob's Burgers song and now can't get it out of my head. Please send cards to Korea if I go (more) insane.

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Everyone is always like "I don't know how Google could possibly know I like XYZ, they must be listening to me with my phone," and for some reason I'm the unreasonable one for suggesting they just buy all your personal information from everyone from your streaming sites to your bank.

The new King of The Hill season is out and I'm in South Korea which means I get watch an episode or two as soon as it drops while my boyfriend takes a nap.

Not used to a transatlantic SSH connection, there's some noticeable latency. ooof.

Wait. There's a Chainsaw Man movie coming out? I loved the anime. Pretty hyped for the movie now.

Didn't Plants vs Zombies already get a HD remaster with co-op in like 2010? What's different about Replanted and the 360 version? Plants vs Zombies is a classic, but I'm not spending another penny on this franchise. youtu.be/Zv1Q0_x93ZM?...

as someone who did not have sex until i transitioned, my advice to all lonely young men is to simply become beautiful women. this is a foolproof strategy

One of the healthiest skills I've developed is how to move past jealousy and envy and just be happy that another person is happy. It doesn't start off easy, at least for me, but it's honestly life changing. You'll be so much less bitter if you're not coveting someone else's life but celebrating it.

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They have Dunkin' Doughnuts here in Korea. Really makes it feel like home.

I haven't traveled to many places without legalized weed recently. It's weird not seeing billboards for dispensaries everywhere.

A beautiful skyline driving away from the airport.