Time for the Donald Trump Portfolio Tracker to start on Bluesky.

His son, Ronaldo. ICE agents murdered his father and are lying about it. They shot him in the stomach. www.instagram.com/reel/DaiiE7k...

Congratulations to all the men now mansplaining ancient Egyptian pyramid construction to me, an Egyptologist who has excavated pyramids and works on a pyramid site and has surveyed the pyramid fields. Truly, you are doing the Lord's work. Go cry to your mummies.

We extend our deepest condolences to the family, friends, teammates, and loved ones of Nolan Xavier Wells. Too many Black men and boys are denied the opportunity to grow older, to fulfill their purpose. May his legacy live on through all who knew and loved him ❤️

BREAKING: Nurses at Mitch McConnell's hospital bedside say they've yelled into his ears, "There's a Black president trying to fill a Supreme Court vacancy!" and he didn't stir at all.

I'm willing to suspend Epstein memes for McConnell memes for a day, tops.

Neither Switzerland nor Columbia are going to beat Argentina. Both can't hit an elephant in the butt with a diving board.

Mamdani on Platner: "I believe it's time for him to drop out of the race"

Dems sure can pick 'em. Another Sinema.

You know what USA team has won 4 World Cups and didn't need the president to step in and cheat for them? The Women's soccer team.

Belgium 86'd 47, lol. Belgium was fired up and the US was flat, afraid of winning in such a corrupt manner. Trump kills everything he touches.

Switzerland bolted 5,000 solar panels onto a dam wall 8,000 feet up in the freezing Alps where everyone said solar made no sense, and the plant now makes three times more winter power than any farm down in the valleys ☀️

America is now the world’s longest-running episode of “Jackass: Oval Office Edition.”

Brilliant.

THREE extremely unethical situations at the World Cup require more football stakeholders to challenge wrongs. 1. Banishment of the Somali referee 2. Balogun red card political interference 3. Treatment of Iran team Players/managers/officials/administrators. Pressure on FIFA should be unrelenting.

Imagine what would happen if ANY protesters showed up with paintball guns: a hail of real bullets to rival Iwo Jima.

Time for this:

I just saw the worst analysis of the handmaid’s tale and I’m not gonna drag the person but soooooo many people misinterpret that book. When Atwood wrote it, she said on numerous occasions she only included things that had already happened in history. The abuse isn’t novel, it’s where it HAPPENS.

Losing to rigged voting machines means you were playing the wrong game.

Me… waiting for it to happen.

Much of the excess heat absorbed by cities can be converted to electricity. No brainer for mayors/city managers.

This is how you resist: do the press conference BEFORE they take you away.

Humans are so bad at dealing with long-term threats, however existential.

1st, 4th, and 6th Amendments, gone.

If July 4th is National Bullshit Patriotism Day, I propose July 5th as National Bill of Rights Day, to include the rights gained after 1781.

Kai just doesn't give AF about toeing the line to not piss off the fascists.

Photo of the year, right here: youtube.com/post/Ugkx8fc...

NO 👇 LIES DETECTED.......

What real patriotism looks like.

It's July 5th and I'm still not celebrating the loss of the 1st, 2nd, 4th, 6th, 10th, and 14th Amendments to Constitution.

Exactly.

It makes so much sense except to the idiocracy in the US.

Why are we celebrating oligarchic fascism? JFC

In this World Cup, root for the colonized, not the colonizers.

truth

It's not easy being meme-d. #Oh-Gee-I-See-Algae 👀

If one more goddamned footballer kicks the ball over the crossbar, I'm switching to ESPN 8.

The US women's team are the Brazil of futbol.

I think we would be better off with clean water and affordable electricity than a Google that scans information and summarizes for us.

Great memes I’ve seen so far today:

Pretty soon it will be so expensive to travel, we'll just forego visiting relatives for video calls. Oh wait...

2 hospitalized, one dead. 160 infected. Science doesn't care if you believe in it. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...

You're a steward on a plane that is going down. You know the guy in 14c has no family, and he's sleeping with noise-canceling headphones. He has his seat belt on. Do you wake him?

Your occasional reminder: Both Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris won, per stats.

Morocco just played Adidas in World Cup futbol, apparently.

Fox is squeezing in some propaganda between the World Cup matches: Delaney Hall, Graham Platner. F these fascists and their bimbo liars.

Futbol: A game where the object is to kick a ball over the crossbar, apparently.

Jeremiah Schofield isn't spoken of in the same breath as Thomas Paine or Paul Revere, but he should be: youtube.com/shorts/TDR8N...

Trump's monument ought to be a tiny dick set inLas Vegas.