I got the "All clear that was just some dense boob tissue BUT we doing this again in 6 months just to make sure it's exactly the same then." Sooo... I can go home now and have COFFEE and MAYBE CRY A LITTLE??? (Don't worry I haz chauffeur today)

Got the ADHD and the great rack from my mom. Got the autism from my Dad, who has perfect recall on shit that happened up to seventy-five years ago, while I can't remember what happened five MINUTES ago. This winning personality 100% home-grown, by meeee 🤣🤣🤣

Pritzker: "One of the reasons Trump wants to send troops into cities is bc he wants to be able to take control of the 2026 elections...if they've got troops in cities, & it becomes a kind of norm for people, then it won't be abnormal for them when they're going to vote having troops at ballot boxes"

Reminder to my fellow bisexuals: do not do crimes today. You are briefly visible. Wait til tomorrow when you can no longer be perceived.

Second mammogram on Lefty day. I'm trying not to flip out, but I been flipping out for days. 😶

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

Omg 🤣🤣🤣

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

Today's #SerenityToShare ended early, after someone started shooting guns in the field. Benny and I agreed to turn around RIGHT THERE. We hunted some frogs when we got home, to make it up to him. 🐸🐸🐸

Hunnert jewelry items need restocking and I just wanna make these little fidget coins 🤣🤣🤣

Okay I was thinking about a brain rest day and then I was trying to do a few tasks and my brain is apparently TAKING THE REST DAY 🤣🤣🤣

I own three IRIS rolling scrapbook carts that I keep full of heavy jewelry parts and fandom relics and when I moved them to the pantry I figured I could fit one more WELL, it arrived with SMALLER WHEELS. GODDAMMIT. 😡

We could have universal healthcare and UBI but these creeps steal our tax $$ and spend it on planet-killing slop engines.

Mad respect to the Disney fandom. Ofc I knew it was a large fandom but I did not know every one of them has balls bigger than that big glowing one I got stuck inside for 45 minutes once at the Epcot center BALLS 🤣🤣🤣

My tomato is sprouting arms

Hulu and Disney plus are now offering 70% off subscriptions, and in response I am offering Hulu and Disney plus 70% off deez nuts.

My (significantly younger) friend was describing her perimenopause symptoms of hot flashes, which did not sound like anything I've run into yet, and BIG emotions, at which point the mister looked at me in terror and I laughed. That's my default. Already at max. Goes to eleven. Don't worry honey 🤣🤣🤣

Listening to Night of the Reaper and I am already FURIOUS at this murderer!!! 🤣🤣🤣

I HAVE FIGURED OUT THE NAM-SHUB 🤣🤣🤣 (NO glue pushed through!!!)

Gonna play with fabric for a couple of hours until the bees in my head calm down

Friends have departed Head full of bees

So tonight, I had an edible, and for the first time in half a century, I became (gasp) BAD AT GAMES. 😅🤣😝 We played LOOT, a pirate card game that I have *played before*. I needed to be retold the rules, in slow exact detail, & then walked through how to take a turn, & it took AGES to

Today's #SerenityToShare. I've had an edible and I can feel the part of my brain I use to think individually heating up Kinda top of the dome 🤣🤣🤣

HE GREW UP ON THE *STREETS* AND NOW HE'S RICH! RICH I TELLS YA! 🤣🤣🤣💖💖💖

i do like that The Mouse failed to foresee liberals voting with their wallets almost a full year into a boycott that is bleeding Target dry as we speak

I just called Disney+ to cancel my account and had the most joyful interaction with an operator who was laughing the entire time about how many people had canceled today. I can only imagine how it feels to spend an entire day witnessing how many people want to stop fascism.

An injustice. Is happening. 🤣🤣🤣

We have given up on cleaning I have used up a week's worth of executive function today. Haven't had a proper meal in 3 days. Friends will be here in ten. Minutes.

Today's #SerenityToShare is spectacular. Also see the closeup of my ridiculous dogge 🤣🤣🤣

Tee minus 3.5 hours on impending visit and I am just starting to clean the downstairs bathroom 😭😭😭

Itchy mylar strips from padded mailers stuffed down my bra bc otherwise MY CAT EATS THEM

is it normal to be tired all the time

So they lie *on purpose*. Got it.

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

Pretty sure making bread too expensive and canceling the circuses isn't how you keep the rabble quiet.

Dreamed I shit myself, so I sure hope I'm not prescient! 🤣🤣🤣

Making stickers like it's gonna save my sanity

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

Massive consolidation of entertainment conglomerates has an unexpected downside for them: when one of their subsidiaries capitulates to fascism, it threatens their entire portfolio. ABC, Disney, Star Wars, theme parks, cruises, Hulu, Marvel, Pixar, ESPN, etc. are all now fair boycott targets.

Heard from a friend at Disney+ that there are multiple levels of freakout internally, both from internal dissatisfaction, concerns about subscription cancelations, and of course the big one: concern about a boycott spilling over into parks and cruises.

My cactus babies. Stabbing me in the fingersss 🤣🤣🤣

Today's #SerenityToShare

Almost done

FORGOT MY MEDS NO WONDER EVERY TASK IS HEAVY TODAY

I'm gonna go 'head and plug some mags people can give their cancelled streaming subscriptions money to: @fiyahlitmag.bsky.social @hexagonmagazine.bsky.social @clarkesworldmagazine.com @apexmag.bsky.social

On this day in 2008 Dean Winchester was saved. Castiel’s handprint left its mark! 😇🤚❤️ #Supernatural #DeanWinchester #LazarusRising

It's time to do that thing you've been wanting to do