You don’t have to cry when Nazis die
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When a man tells me to smile I bite my tongue so hard my mouth fills with blood and then I flash him a nice sanguine grin
11 months ago
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So weird, the education minister didn’t email me back after I kindly pointed out he shouldn’t be the minister of anything besides his own asshole
2 days ago
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Listing the 7 deadly sins and one kid goes “what’s the one where you eat too much?”. Ten year old says “I dunno, BigBack?”
10 days ago
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
12 days ago
I thought I saw a severed foot under a car in the liquor store parking lot, but someone was attached to it. Life is disappointing.
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Fucking Switzerland
add a skeleton here at some point
12 days ago
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4:13 🌒
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Cooking some potatoes and roasted veg, the best guy I know asks how do you suppose air fryers were invented, anyway? Probably AI, I quip. He giggles. I cry.
12 days ago
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Tusk Jenkins
about 2 months ago
Neither shitposter nor hitposter but a secret absurd thing (fortune pierogi)
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Shared a post about a Carney deep fake video on Facebook just for information sake. Immediate comment from small town friend BUT BOTH SIDES. Ok sure, I’m not even a Liberal bud. Just spreading awareness about how your dumbass is being punked
14 days ago
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Our grandparents or, at most, great grandparents had to bathe in their older brother’s dirty, lukewarm bath water and I wash my butthole with fresh water every time I sit on the toilet. I guess that’s progress.
15 days ago
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Pretty sure Tim Horton’s coffee is actually some kind of chemical warfare
18 days ago
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I just messaged my little bro “Happy birthday, fart face” so, yes, I am very mature for my middle age
21 days ago
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Pretty on brand for me to still be existing here on earth today. Can almost feel the flames licking at my ankles as I type this
21 days ago
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I just remarked that Dan Quinn looks like he could be Sean McDermott’s dad and then googled them and discovered Dan is only 4 years older than Sean and it’s also his birthday.
about 1 month ago
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Our great grandads are rolling in their fucking graves the way we’re coddling, elevating, and mourning fucking fascists these days
about 1 month ago
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Tusk Jenkins
about 1 month ago
I believed in ghosts and my credit score went down please give me some logical reason why you responded by haunting me from beyond paying things on time
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Slept 10 hours and woke to find out Donald Trump is near death (🤞🏻). Also, going to see Wilco tonight in reaaallly good seats. Today is gonna be a great ass day
about 2 months ago
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Nicholas Grossman
about 2 months ago
Trump dying in office after Biden lived through his term would be such an indictment of the press. Made “Biden Old” the top story, treating it as an uncovered secret, a scandal. Then lamented not covering it even more. All while treating “Trump Old” as a nonstory. Because he’s loud and lies a lot.
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That’s my emotional support belly button lint, give it back
about 2 months ago
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Tusk Jenkins
5 months ago
The instructions on the tag do not even mention "washing" and that is how you know it was not hastily dumpster diven on by a raccoon. "A garment so cleanly hissy fitted that if it gets dirty it will just play dead." Alleywear: it's right up your catfight.
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One really should require a voting license and a podcasting license. Proof of not having the dumb required. IQ over 130 or bust
5 months ago
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Jerry Chen
5 months ago
less "who's rogan of the left" and more "how do we get rid of podcasts"
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To the cat, I said “That’s enough humaning for one day, what do you think?” To which he replied “Meow”. Whatever
5 months ago
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Midge
6 months ago
mom! It's spirit week and each day we dress in a diff- me: you can do pajama day
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Devi 🧙♀️✨
5 months ago
*someone saying something nice to me* Me: *squints* what kind of game are you playing here
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I’m the new president of Romania, or Chad. I’m not sure
5 months ago
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You ever just wanna drive up on the grass and just see where it takes you?
5 months ago
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Ronald McDonald should grow his hair out like Slash
5 months ago
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CrazyMyra
6 months ago
Zuck's three friends are the other horsemen of the apocalypse.
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Why does Paul Rudd’s hair look like that? No, Paul Rudd. Bad, Paul Rudd.
6 months ago
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1970s Maine really has a chokehold on a demographic of urban young male
6 months ago
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That old dood on the highway who turned his fuck Trudeau sign into a fuck Carney sign last week got his $ worth outta that paint can at least
6 months ago
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A good friend once said (two minutes ago) “Go Woke or Get Smoked”
6 months ago
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There aren’t *quite* as many shitheads as I thought, hallelujah or whatever sacrilegious expression of joy/relief you wanna pop in there
6 months ago
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Canada is still the best
6 months ago
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Where’d Kenney go? I wanted to see him swallow the lump in his throat
6 months ago
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Does anyone have a tiny violin?
6 months ago
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That biased left wing media tho
add a skeleton here at some point
6 months ago
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Slippery slope from glue to human flesh, in this case
add a skeleton here at some point
6 months ago
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Were we not so onslaughted with rah rah America propaganda our whole lives it’d probably be easier to wrap our heads around the fact that Russia has managed to destroy America from the inside out
6 months ago
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I always wondered how there were so many men selling houses full of furniture in divorce sales on marketplace but now I get it, she does not give a fuck about that furniture if it means she can get the hell away from that man
6 months ago
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Peeface losing his seat would be 🤌
6 months ago
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Zac Hyman looks like a whole ass grandpa but is 9 years younger than me? Time makes no sense
6 months ago
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alexis simpson
6 months ago
the boys are back in town because this is the time of year they return to lay their eggs
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Hillbilly Effigy would be a better story
6 months ago
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Jesus came back just in time to be the new Pope
6 months ago
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Dumb Beezie
6 months ago
The United States Has Begun The Process of Looking For A New President. That’s the headline we need
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Hillbilly Elegy: First I Fucked a Couch, Then I Killed the Pope
6 months ago
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I always wondered how the average Joe allowed the Holocaust to happen but in today’s world the average Joe doesn’t even have a fucking clue what’s going on
6 months ago
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Get the fuck on it, fuckos
add a skeleton here at some point
6 months ago
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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh
6 months ago
despite his winking at the trucker convoy and wef nutters, i've tended to see poilievre as harper-light not trump-light, but between this and the notwithstanding clause stuff today i feel like the mask is really off now
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