Fake assassinations are boring. Release the trump-stein files.

What? He didn't have secret service hoist him up so he could clench his fist and say "Fight Fight"?

Someone had to die for #nopotus to get his military compound ballroom. We see. We know. Another Butler Pa.

Another fake assassination. Boring.

Science Is The Leading Cause Of The Acceptance Of Reality And Religion Is Its Major Casualty.

#nopotus Grandpappy was falling asleep on his feet at press conference. Ho hum. Another assassination attempt. He should have been wearing jammies.

He makes the Terror. He is INSANE!

Another fake assassination? He fabricated the cicrumstances making the 'reason' for military compound ballroom. He makes the terror, then claims he's the only one he can make USA safe and make peace. Ge is INSANE!!

Yes, I was suspended for the "serious" violation of making a joke.

I despise him because I love My country.

Mafia bimbats.

So it wasn't acreal threat? Got it.

Real... You can't make this Sh*t Up..🤡

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Not one ICE thug has been prosecuted for the killings they’ve done of American citizens. This is more proof that the ugliest are in charge of our government.

One of the brightest auroras I have ever seen…

I saw this yesterday. I love when words have multiple meanings.

Good morning, friends🫂🫂 I’m alive. Kyiv was quieter this night. No sleep - but still alive. Dnipro took the main hit. Bila Tserkva, Kharkiv, Sumy region suffered too. russians as always hit homes. Clinics. Stores. And even cemeteries.

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Ugly!!

Stay Away. trumplandia is a terrorist state.

Believe trump-stein victims. REST IN PEACE Virginia.

He honestly thinks we're stupid.

Shameful!

Collins for the can.

MADELEINE DEAN: Why did you lie to the New York Post about your relationship with Epstein? LUTNICK: The House Oversight Committee and I agreed-- DEAN: Reclaiming my time. I do not accept that answer. We are our own committee. You're dodging the question. The coverup continues.

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The sitting "president " calling the Commonwealth of Virginia's election as fraudulent is yet another impeachment offense Impeach, convict, remove

HAHAHA! That response killed me. And it's so damn true.

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Will someone PLEASE just release the Epstein files already so we can deal with it and move on to impeachment, conviction and removal????

The Epstein Files were supposed to be released 123 days ago.

DAMN, SON! Reinventing how a thousand year old instrument is played!

Piggy potus trading for HIS WEALTH on the lives and livelihood of Americans.

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Any "extraordinarily brilliant person" would know his presidency is in free-fall after his disastrous decision to enter another endless war-of-choice in the Middle East & that on November 3rd accountability is coming for the most corrupt criminal Administration in U.S. History. tick...tick...tick

In other news, Jeffrey Dahmer apologizes to the people he ate ...

This isn't the movie I bought a ticket for...

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LUTNICK: It is outrageous that Canada will not put US spirits on the shelf. It is insulting and disrespectful to America SHAHEEN: They won't do it because of the insults from this president and comments like yours

AOC is all sensible Americans right now, Americans who have completely lost patience with the wildly incompetent, lying loons currently running things who undermine our sanity, wealth, and wellbeing.

No Tucker, that’s not how this works. You did damage for years. You helped create this disaster. You sat on national television and blatantly lied over and over again. You knew what you were doing all along. Take your fake apology and kick rocks off the edge of a cliff.

Never stop talking about the #EpsteinFiles. Never.

Plus, plus all of the inhuman conditions in trump's concentration camps!!

The President and his Administration have already failed twice in court trying to intimidate me, and he's still not letting up. Just more proof that he'll do anything it takes to silence those of us willing to call him out. I'm not backing down — ever.

OBAMA’S DEAL WITH IRAN WAS AN ACTUAL DEAL AND DIDN’T COST ANYTHING

Great to see them putting women right at the front of sport …