One thing I really enjoy about having this platy sorority is that some of thr girls were definitely pregnant when I got them. Since I haven't seen them give birth, when I spot a new tiny fry I love stating "Who's baby is that?!" 🤣 #fishkeeping

“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”

This just in: According to the DoorDash Meterology Center, the sky is, in fact, green.

I love that my relationship is in a place where I can say "I'm disregulated right now" and my wife will ask if I want to be touched and then after giving me a wonderful hug say "Get into bed. I'll make dinner." 😍

Apparently Hand, Foot and Mouth disease is spreading through our school district like wildfire so guess who has both kids home and has to try and work remotely at the same time 🙃

Things are looking pretty good! Tank is 5 minths old. Added in ember tetras and two more platy girls, so its quite lively! Quite a few fry have made it to a non-eatable size! The platys girls all have names 💖 #aquariums #fishkeeping #aquascaping

THANK FUCKING GOD ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME

2026 Primary Woke Wave

The foundation has been laid for the socialist revolution of America. LET'S GO

Its hilarious to me how Trump didn't show up for the candidates of his party tonight

My dog and I have a storyline costume together. I'm Ezri Dax, and there's been a transporter accident that has resulted in a taco-canine hybrid. #startrek #ds9 #halloween2025

China just stays winning

Hear me out though, there's definitely a group of people who would play this video game especially if they got paid for it. 🤣

I work at a small food product company in the PNW, and I'm super worried about what next month is going to mean for us. Since we source our ingredients locally, our products are generally a higher cost than competitors. With SNAP benefits disappearing, the ripple effect could gut us. 😢

I got some new corys for the two that I had since they were two different species. There has been nothing cuter than to watch them snuffle thier new tankmates and for them to start shoaling. Its been the cutest freaking thing today! #aquascaping #fishkeeping #corydoras

Let them eat ballroom

This is literally textbook "Police are the ones escalating the violence."

Good morning from rainy Oregon

Everything is crab

What we do need to normalize is the behavior of that woman confronting him and ready to absolutely let him HAVE IT.

When dressing up as a Nazi for Halloween is even remotely acceptable then you know as a country we have lost the plot. We can never normalize this:

Well would ya look at that.

Sometimes you gotta grab your sister, your dogs, a book to share and flee to a cabin in the woods. Then make the most ridiculous charcuterie possible for just two people.

Witness the ab*se of my dog as he too is next to a desk during my work day. I place that dead tennis ball in front of him on purpose. (This post was made with intense sarcasm)

Not all sheros wear capes

@brendelbored.bsky.social, did you get hired by Eric Adam's instead?

Chat, is this real?

Yes....drifiting from the center further to the right would have helped *winkwink*

*watches the heads explode*

It's giving Tower of Babel

D Triangle Culinary Supremacist

Under communism cancelling a scifi series before it completes its full intended run would be illegal. Cancelling it abruptly without a satisifying wrap up ending woukd be punishable by death. All power to the Nerds Soviet!

Thoughts and prayers to Elon's supply chain

My new hire met the boss today! He's officially our [in]security guard!

If 'violence has no place in our country' then why does our elected officials continue to do nothing that actually prevents and addresses the issues that cause it? It's because there's money to be made for the donor class. It's because too much hate speech is allowed as 'free speech'.

When your words and actions foment violence, then you reap what you sow.

Political violence has had its global center in the United States. Saying it has no place here is just fucking stupid and ahistorical. A lie. It just usually happens to one class around the globe.

He died doing what he loved: getting shot by a gun

Both tanks are looking great! The new shrimp tank is still fungusy/tannin-y but everyone is thriving. Platys had to have a bout of General Cure and the sick ones have been perking up!

liberals after every fascist action the president takes

Are the 90-year-old hippies in the room with us right now?

We did it! We cleared the algae bloom! It's looking so pristine right now 🤩 #aquarium #aquariumsky #aquascaping

One of the reasons MAHA-types target autism is they want something to blame rather than accept that it's genetic cuz that would mean they are not 'superior'. In thier mind it HAS to be environmental.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social This is cowardly behavior on your part. The people chose him, you should be supporting him.

Set up for guppy/platy nursery and shrimp hangout. Realized that my light couldn't rest on the aquarium with the HOB filter so a quick run to the hardware store and some quick thinking and it now hangs from the ceiling! #aquarium #aquascaping #aquariumsky

Day 5 of my first bacterial bloom in my aquarium: I have not done anything to the water. I'm trusting the process. Please clap. #aquascaping #fishkeeping