We, the people, have the right to dissent and peacefully protest 🕊️🪧 #NoKings 18 October 50 state nationwide protest

#IsItOk to just maintain a low level of terror until open enrollment comes and I know exactly how homeless I'm gonna have to be next year?

I'm rewatching old South Park atm, and im at the ep where they vote between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. It's interesting to see a glimpse of how we got here. < 20 years (or more like 40??) of choosing between candidates that dont represent us but crave power is defo part of the problem!

I just realized that the only face moisturizer I have been able to tolerate in 20 years is discontinued, and there isnt even a swap I can make in the same brand. Its just gone. I have to resort to making my own, and thus further my journey towards crunchy hippie woo woo asshole-dome.

Shooter tried to write on bullets with opposite sentiment as a countermeasures *explodes*

My friend’s autistic friend said: “'I'd like to let you all know that I now consider autistic a slur, and I want to be known as a Tylenol-American.’”

I kinda want to stockpile Tylenol with the same energy I canceled Disney+. Just to prove we don't give a shit what these assumes recommend.

We need a car-to-car communication system so I can tell the lady in the car in front of me that she has shoes on top of her car. Wait Nevermind, I forgot road rage exists

You know what pregnant women also take with their Tylenol? Dihydrogen monoxide. Maybe that's the cause /s

People are constantly asking me — what can I do? Here are five, practical next steps you can take to make a difference. https://youtu.be/8W-lVRQQGtI?feature=shared

Important info everyone should know!

Rheumatologist: *removes my immune system, blows on it and puts it back in*

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I am begining to notice that my general witt uses the phrase "when civilization collapses..." a lot more than it used to! (Alts include "in the zombie apocalypse" and "when the revolution comes" )

People always tell me that I should have more support. That if my level of function was really “that bad” I would have help. Please believe me when I tell you help doesn’t magically appear when you become disabled. Unless you’re rich or have family support, you’re on your own.

A Black man and a homeless man were found hanging from trees in Mississippi yesterday, for those who haven’t seen yet because it’s barely made it out of local news.

Today is the day of the special election to fill the seat of former MN State Rep Melissa Hortman, who was shot by a right-wing extremist.

Robert Redford has died. He was 89 years old. RIP. Just a few years ago, he had this to say:

🦋 Robert Redford has sadly passed away in his sleep, aged 89 Many will celebrate his film career, as a wonderful actor and director, but his significant contributions for over 50 years as an environmentalist must not be forgotten He will be greatly missed by many 🦋 #ClimateChange #Science

BREAKING: Justice Gregory Carro has dismissed the first degree murder charge against Luigi Mangione in his state case, finding the DA put legally insufficient evidence before the grand jury. More TK.

Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide. As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire. End the genocide. Ceasefire now.

I have found my favorite bar ever!

Is it just me, or has everything that costs money in our world become predatory? That shit used to be illegal, and now its actually the standard business model for everything. Im just so, so tired of all this.

As of this moment, epstein is trending and that other guy is not trending anymore. Let's keep that going!

Have this song in my head today. I'm in a mood to hate the villain rn, and it says Don't hate the villain, hate the villanelle. Idk what a villanelle was, so I looked it up, and its a poetry form. And the whole song is a villanelle. Goddammit, Linnel! BUT I LOVE YOU! #tmbg youtu.be/VMSUc2YjZ0k?...

Nice job, fucknuts. You turned Charlie Kirk into a martyr by shooting him. MAGA was just wishing for something to re-polarize and galvanize its base, and you gave it to them. Way to go

Nothing can make you feel like more shit than a receptionist who wants to let you know you're late.

“The Ministry of Peace concerns itself with war, the Ministry of Truth with lies, the Ministry of Love with torture and the Ministry of Plenty with starvation. These contradictions are not accidental…they are deliberate exercises in doublethink.” Orwell, “1984”

What i don't get is why he made such a big deal about the Epstien files if there was a chance he was in them?? If he'd have just shut up about it to begin with, he wouldn't have had to do a 180⁰ turn. Did he really think his name wouldn't be there?

I'll be glad to read the obituary, DGMW. But really, I'm not sure it will matter. Without guardrails and still in power in congress, GOP is going to carry out the agenda anyway. It wasn't trumps agenda, he was just following. Imagine if someone competent were doing it! Maybe we're better off now?

Reminded of this today youtu.be/UmMD4ij8GHk?...

This is never going away, is it?

Saw a post recently saying that its okay for somethings to be sold in a sexy way, and nowhere not. I'm not disagreeing with that. I just think Tena Men incontinence pads shouldn't be one of the sexy ones.

😇“Jesus loves me, this I know. Release the Epstein files, you bitch ass ho…”🎶

Friendly reminder that Trump is the fruiting body of a fungal* network that is alive & well and very well fed. I'd love to see that body go away, but I want the whole network to die. Don't focus too much on the 1 visible symptom, and not the infestation. *my apologies to fungi for the comparison

As I practice the art of Taking Up Space ™️, I am constantly amazed at how small I became, and how anxious I get at the idea of speaking up when I reach my limits. Having limits is bad enough, but having to take up space when I am at my limits is hard and risky work!

A thread worth reading. All 26 parts. This makes it make sense 🎯

Absolutely everything

Thinking this morning about Left Behind novels, where the anti-christ figure shot someone in the face in a room full of people, then told them it was self defense when it was definitely not. And they all believed him, except for Kirk Cameron. Wonder why I'm thinking about that.

Must be nice to have no oligarchs on your supreme court.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN DOING RIGHT NOW??

What is it called when government owns the means of production again?

Fixed the Cracker Barrel redesign!!

OK, can we talk about the Apretude commercial and how much it creeps me out? If anyone looked at me like that, I'd be calling for help because those are some of the rapist looks I've ever seen.

Good Morning Resistance

Update on my office: I had to assemble my laptop stand before I could work. TBF, someone said they would help, but she was busy and I was impatient, and so I soldered on. Everything else was set up. There were 9 people there. So much "office culture". This is so stupid.

This whole country is one big powder keg, isn't it? This must be what it felt like leading up to the Boston Massacre. It just takes one spark at the wrong time with the right people to start a hot Civil War instead of a cold one. And mr. drumpy is just stockpiling the kegs hoping for that spark.