Pov: you see me at work

My dog, who just can't help himself around garbage, was given access to the bathroom and ended up eating a razor head. I'm at the emergency vet right now and he needs surgery. Would somebody be willing to buy a FtV Mox Diamond and an Invention Lotus Petal for at least $1000? He's my little guy

Entering my Yidris casual deck arc. I have always wanted to play Yidris. This means I can take the manual storm stuff from Najeela

Part of it is definitely dodging the a lot of Eldrazi, but, as of Sept. 15th, I am 29-3 with 2 ID's since putting together this list at the beginning of the month. Pinning this and attaching my spreadsheet: docs.google.com/spreadsheets... Current List, will provide updates as I make them:

I'm in a privileged position to be: 1) employed full-time And 2) a cis, white-passing dude And 3) no longer struggling financially like I was a year ago. I can buy some of you a coffee today 💙

Nightly ritual

I am hearing that on his deathbed Charlie Kirk received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

Little package From my Alaskan brother @trentyn.bsky.social

Alright. I'm heading to the post office in a couple hours. Let's see if we can get this ball rolling. The C20 precons are physically bigger and require a bigger box. Please add $10 each unless you want both, then I'll cover it. US only due to shipping costs, please.

It’s yimmu time

Gabe hates playing against Najeela I think I just make another casual version of one of my beloved cEDH decks

My manager at the grocery store plays magic as well but he basically plays precon level magic so he’s never gotten to play with the rhystic study he opened. Idk i just want to play magic with him and show him my world of being an absolute toxic piece of shit

Oli may be a chungus but he’s also just a really big fucking cat (I am 5’9” for comparison)

I got up a 7 am, on my day off, to prepare for our new fridge that would fit in the spot for it in the kitchen instead of where it currently is in the dining room. The fridge literally doesn’t fit by less than an inch because of the countertop lip. Kill me

I am desperate to sell this thing at this point, ebay sold listings put the stamped nonfoils around $400 USD I will go much lower, please make me an offer, I need to pay rent.

This is Tori swearing at me so much that Lua was in shock new scrybabies Friday

Ground turkey and beef tri-tip chili. Onions and bell pepper. 🤙🏻

it’s here 🙏🙏🙏 give ‘er a look, lemme know what you think!

Very exciting news! How a Game Lives is going to be REPRINTED by Harper Collins in a more affordable, more globally-accessible package! You can now order it from your LOCAL BOOKSTORE!! You can request it from your LOCAL LIBRARY!! www.harpercollins.com/products/how...

Like for big beefy men, repost for hammer ladies 💪 This is a clip from episode 126 of The Faerie Conclave podcast, which is out now! I interviewed @magicmishamigo.bsky.social all about her Zangief/Maarika commander deck! Check it out in my bio!

Happy Labor Day. Today we celebrate the gains won for us by the power of the union and organized labor. Minimum wage! (though it needs to be higher). Weekends! (Though they need to be longer). Sick leave! (it should be unlimited). Solidarity forever and power to the workers.

Picanha, potatoes, magic

Have more cards I'd like to sell! All foil Mox Diamond $800 Defense Grid $75 Cabal Ritual $70 Vampiric Tutor $80 Diabolic Intent $85 Demonic Tutor $100 Beseech the Mirror $30

Since MB doesn't seem active on here and it's worth seeing a crosspost

Breakfast of little baby champions that are just oh so sleepy (me)

I have solo’d every boss in Nightreign. All issues are skill issues.

12 treats for ¢50 So I got 84 for $3.50

*sigh* FINE

CW: Raw meat and animal fat The best perk of the current job is that my manager gives me meat trim and other waste bits for free. I now get free wing tips for my stock. It’s Tallow time in East Tennessee

Call me Jimmy Johns the way I cum freaky fast

Banana Cat for scale

Feeling overwhelmed with everything today. Grief, stress, anger, anxiety. I don’t know. Shit is bleak and I don’t really feel like doing this shit no more.

Do you like your pork chop carb control wrap hamburger or hotdog style?

Finding out your favorite brand of tortillas also has a carb control tortilla is like finding out the popular girl does anal

UPDATE! I got a job today, start next Wednesday. If you can spare it a little bit will go a long way right now making sure that we have gas and food until we can bills caught back up, but not really super behind currently 🤙🏻🤙🏻

TW: RAW MEAT Making homemade chicken fingers

Sharing again for the afternoon crowd! Thank you for all the shares and support so far, I can’t express how much it means to me and I hope that this will give us the breathing room we need

Hello friends, things are starting to get tight and I have once again swallowed my pride to ask for help. Please spread the word and share this. Thank you in advance and I am thankful for my community www.gofundme.com/f/assist-wit...

If you were ever curious about how much I love Souls Games, just know that I have purposely kept playing Nightreign literally for just Enhanced Fulghor and I have his moveset pretty much down. Also, big punch is good

Ramen with some homemade broth and garlic teriyaki chicken

🎶 Quinnie is an average kid 🎶 🎶 Who no one understands… 🎶

Chicken and dumplings with homemade stock and lazy ass premade biscuit dumplings

Homemade fries and anime for lunch with the 9 year old

I did it

Birthday present from the roommate arrived! My knives match 🥰🙂‍↔️