4-1 Tonight Kappa Affinity 🤖🐕🐕 Izzet Cutter 🐕🗡️🐕 Kappa Affinity 🤖🐕🤖 Viper Affinity 🐕🐍🐍 Esper Blink 🪞🐕🐕

If one more person reaches out to me about my ex-wife posting AI generated videos of our dead daughter to her facebook page like it's my problem to fix, I'm going to fucking lose it. We're divorced. I have a restraining order against her. What she does with her life isn't my problem

5-0 with this list tonight. Sorta wishing I didn't pass up on a ride to an RCQ this morning. GB Eyetwitch 🐕🐕 Boros Burn 🔥🐕🐕 Aurora Awakener Reanimator 🐕🐕 Grixis Reanimator 🐕🧟‍♀️🐕 Rokiric Footfalls Zoo🐕 🦏🐕

What is a respectful, yet responsible, amount of money to donate to a wedding registry for co-workers? $30?

I went downstairs to grab a snack and witnessed a man in just his boxers DRINK appleSAUCE out of the container and put it back in the fridge. Sir, 9 people live here. Sir, it's 11:30, put some clothes on. Sir, that was my fuCKING APPLESAUCE

Keep getting recommended these Pokemon youtube videos where people collect every [blank] pokemon card, and these people are hunting down $1000 cards to get like 90 different cards for like Umbreon and shit, but my favorite Pokemon is Drapion

3-1 with this list tonight. Affinity 🤖*🤖* UG Eldrazi Ramp 🐕🐕 Living End 🧟‍♀️🐕🐕 Prowess 🥋🐕🐕 Maybe I found something 🤷🏼‍♀️ . I'm not beating myself up over my affinity opponent having turn 1 Kappa on 7 in both games.

Going through an immense amount of copium for someone who is just going to be an Esper Blink player by next week

My tarantula died overnight. She would've been 35 in July, which is a helluva run for a Brazilian Black. Guess I'm in the market for a taxidermist and a new spider

Actually, after the 0-4 performance today, I can confirm that this isn't even a juiced standard deck, it is just the clunkiest pile of cards of all time. I think it might be Dead Guy Munchies time. Mardu Blink, here I come

Going on a spiritual journey to learn the truths of the universe* *Not taking my anti-psychotics for a few days to see if schizophrenia can answer the pressing question of « Is UW Blink just a standard deck on steroids or an actually competitive modern deck ? »

I think all Charms and Commands should have textless versions

Wanted to listen to an audiobook on YouTube. My two options were an AI voice over or an illiterate Scottish Furry Vtuber's twitch vod. The Scottish accent is growing on me

4-0 at modern Mondays, we're back to the 4-5 day a week grind to get reps in. Eldrazi Tron 🐕🐕 Affinity 🤖🐕🐕 Jeskai Stoneblade 🐕🐕 Goryo's 🐕🐕* *The Ring Tempts You ended up being extremely relevant text in this game 2 and I hate the fact that I now have to carry this token around now

Mull to 5 against Affinity, keep Momo, Ephemerate, Quantum Riddler, land, land. I play Momo, pass. Op plays tapped land, pass. I rip Clarion Conqueror off the top, slam it down, op concedes. They didn't even let me do the Riddler scam thing. My steak was too juicy and my lobster too buttery

3-2 with this yesterday. Kind of a clunk pile. March of Otherworldly Light? Mid as hell Recruiter of the Guard? Doesn't tutor for the sideboard cards Trying Thraben Charm and Haliya, Guided by Light(? I think that's the name). I will get an invite with Blink this season if it fucking kills me.

Setting myself up to get hurt again

Taking this to the RCQ tomorrow, maindeck is only 59 cards atm because I don't know if 4th Ephemerate or 4th Dog is correct

3-2 at the RCQ. Bubbled out at 9th. Goryo's felt fine, but I don't think it is the deck to pick up for the first time in 4 months and play. Running it back tomorrow with UW Blink. Will post an image of the deck list when I get home

Got a strawberry flavored pen and a peppermint brownie edible. I hope that is the correct amount of weed to make Goryo's less of a headache to pilot on Sunday

Played this tonight! Not RCQ quality, but a helluva time!

Since the ban announcement on Monday, I have opened 16 different new decks that all end up with exactly 11 cards before I say « Fuck this, someone smarter than me will figure this out » Those 11 cards? 4 Kroxa, Titan of Death's Hunger, 4 The Legend of Roku, 3 Arena of Glory

Got talked into KeruHelga for the night. 0-2 and have the bye, Witherbloom is goldfishing great. Life is bullshit

The Red Button vs Blue button debate is tearing through my restaurant, get home, family is debating in the living room about it. This has to be one of the layers of hell

Maybe I deserve the bad things I experience

The woke mob got Phlage banned to punish me for exposing this secret

Y'all mind if I blow my shit clean off?

Someone I haven't spoken to in 5+ years called me repeatedly until I answered to inform me that my ex has used some sort of AI thing to generate a present day version of our late daughter and is posting nonstop videos w/ her and the AI on Facebook. I'm so tired; I don't know how to feel about it

Smoked too much weed to go to bed that it woke me up

Moving to Southern Oregon so I can have a better chance at converting at an RCQ

Joining WPN stores' discord servers and asking the world's most ominous question

The woke mob doesn't want you to know this, but you can spend $160 for 4 non-foil Lightning Bolts (cheapest printing $0.92) and 2 non-foil Ephemerate (cheapest printing $5.33) to help yourself feel better for losing in another top 4 of an RCQ

I just want to know who had the idea of printing shocklands in back to back in-universe standard sets and decided to make the premium versions so jarringly different. These are a cycle, they should all have the same treatments. Are we going back to EoE and Lorwyn to finish the halves? Secret Lair?

This top 4 doesn't feel as good as the last one and I don't know why. I didn't even misplay or anything in top 4, it was just an exhausting day and I am bummed not to have earned an invite yet

Another top 4 RCQ finish Titan 🐕🐕 Jeskai Chant 🔐🐕🔐 Affinity 🤖🐕🐕 Prowess 🥋🐕🐕 Belcher ✍🏼✍🏼✍🏼 Top 8 Esper Blink 🐕🪞🐕 Amulet Titan 🍃🍃

I'm not going to tag him. I'm not going to tag him. I'm not going to tag him. I'm not going to tag him. I'm not going to ta

Took my first driving lesson! 🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉 Jumped a curb, freaked out, accelerated, knocked over a no parking sign on my street! 🫣🫣😨😨😨 I turn 27 in 36 days.

Think this'll be my RCQ list tomorrow

Started testing Lightning Bolt in Blink again

Seasoned Vet: « My son bombed another interview last night » 18 year old linecook: « He should just work here » SV: « He can't. He has a peanut allergy » 18: « So? » SV: « Anaphylaxis » 18: « Anna Phylasis? Is that another one of your old people celebrities? Never heard of her, should I have? »

My mother's birthday would've been yesterday, my daughter's 9th would've been today, and it was Mother's Day. And it was a good weekend. I wasn't drowning in an ocean of grief. I feel some guilt for being happy, but not overwhelmed. It takes a lot of grief & a lot of healing, but it does get better

Lost my pair down win-in (couldn't draw due to the pair down), bubbled out at 9th. Same 75, except up 2nd Fable over 2nd Prismatic Ending UB Frog 🐸🐸 Prowess 🥋🐕🐕 Boros Energy 🐅🐕🐕 Esper Blink 🐕🐕 Goryo's Vengeance 🐕🧟‍♀️🐕 Living End 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️

Another RCQ today. Tamiyo Jeskai Blinking it again. Wish me luck

There's just something so cool about knowing that I did that shit. And I'm hoping to do even better this Saturday

If I make an item with a 7 day shelf life on January 1st, is it good through January 7th or is it good through January 8th? I'm being told that I am throwing product out too early by a coworker. I'm being told if I make something on Monday, it's good through the next Monday.

Folk Punk Teenager to Pete Seeger enjoyer adult pipeline is incredibly real

Dave Filoni, if he would just re-canonize K'Kruhk

I love the fact that they just have Darth Vader swinging his lightsaber like a baseball bat and it works. Maul's one of the most talented Lightsaber duelists of all time? Cool. Have you considered Vader just swings that shit harder than anyone else ever has or ever will?

So close to having this list fully completed. Just need to get a matching Japanese Prismatic Ending, a non-foil Surgical Extraction, Pro Tour Promo Tamiyos, non-foil Store Championship Fable (hard to find), Dark Charizards to replace Dark Charmeleons, and maybe premium shocklands*

Me, when I base my mental health entirely around my performance in a trading card game AND I do well: