Not only can I not sell random cEDH foils, but I can't even trade for the last two cards I need to finish the 4 color binder. Really gotta wait 6 months to financially recover enough from the vet so I can buy one The Sand Man and one Broken in Half standard card that is going to tank post ban

Not my first time learning that Ghazban Ogress was/is used in a misogynistic way towards women in the scene (this was a term grinders were still using like a cudgel talking about women players behind their backs within the last decade), but the first time I learned it's based on a real person. Yikes

Me: I hate the direction that magic is heading and I am going to give Lorwyn Eclipsed the final shot to keep me reeled in. *4 cards get leaked from Lorwyn Eclipsed* Me: I'm never quitting this dogshit game

I should make a Youtube channel where me and my childhood best friend just play the same 90/10 modern match up in a best of five daily. Who wouldn't want to watch an extremely skilled UB Kaito Frog pilot make every right decision vs a stoned bitch just plays Leyline Scion + pitch spells and wins?

GM, showing the new server around: « Back here is the prep area and Vei. She's our back of house vet. Dish, cook, prep, ordering. She's done it all. Depending on how long you've been here, she's arrogant or God's gift to [restaurant I work at] » « You keep her back here for the arrogance? » « No »

Probably going to start a thread of fantastic video essays I've listened to at work and would recommend youtu.be/Yso05X06IJg?...

The Prayer at Point Guard is going to be awesome when he acclimates. Sucks to see Fred go down though. Never wanna see a player get injured

Call me Douma the way I have butterflies in my stomach every time the Terminex lady stops by

My day in a nutshell

« Vei, we're drowning. Please » « I'm grinding Joe meat back here, I don't have time » « Are you the best to ever do it because you're Veive Burton? Or are you Veive Burton because you're the best to ever do it? Right now, it seems like neither » « I'll be right up »

My nickname went from Veivie Jones to Genderbent Two-face at work. Nickname goes incredibly hard, but that means they're calling the prep area Gotham City instead of Veivie Jones's Locker, which goes significantly less hard. And my face isn't even that burnt, it'll clear up within a few weeks

Bowie is home, and the little guy is fucking tank. Just had surgery? Has a bunch of stitches? In a cone? He don't give a fuck. Little guy wants to chase the cat and instigate the husky. He doesn't seem apologetic at all for stressing me the fuck out. I don't think he knew he could've died.

Oven door clapse at work snapped so the oven tried to swing shut with me in it. Both my elbows and the left side of my face are now burnt. I'm having a fucking week

Bowie is out of surgery and he's going to be okay. They're keeping him at least overnight for monitoring (and because of the Husky and cat at my house), but he should come home in the next couple of days. Thank you to everyone who shared and/or donated so I could afford to help him.

My dog, who just can't help himself around garbage, was given access to the bathroom and ended up eating a razor head. I'm at the emergency vet right now and he needs surgery. Would somebody be willing to buy a FtV Mox Diamond and an Invention Lotus Petal for at least $1000? He's my little guy

Does Canadian Highlander cap at 100 cards like Commander, or is it a minimum of 100 cards?

Can somebody get this gal a fucking borderless, showcase or retro printing? She's kinda fucking up the whole aesthetic I've got going on where all the creatures in my 75 have white text and all the non-creatures have black text

My maternal family (my aunts, I guess) reached out again, 2 years after they reached out the 1st time, did 2 zoom calls with me, had someone send me « We think it's in the best interest of both parties if we leave the relationship as it was » and then all blocked me. How snarky am I allowed to be?

Part of it is definitely dodging the a lot of Eldrazi, but, as of Sept. 15th, I am 29-3 with 2 ID's since putting together this list at the beginning of the month. Pinning this and attaching my spreadsheet: docs.google.com/spreadsheets... Current List, will provide updates as I make them:

The control mirrors hate to see me adopt the « so stoned I melt into my chair and make the first play I can think of » meta. 4-0 run on hippo tonight UB OcuFrog 🦛🦛 UW Kaheera Control 🦛🦛 BUG Wilderness Rec 🦛✍️ (his pace of play for the draw, not mine) Jeskai Phlage Control 🔥🦛🦛

It might just be the junkie in me, but it astounds me that anyone can smoke just enough weed until they're feeling high and then go on and do things. I gotta get so fucking stoned that I'm not feeling anything other than being high.

My shitty folk punk cover band is breaking up because the lead singer and guitarist (the guitar has a « This machine kills fascists sticker » ) got mad at our Trombone player for saying « First Yu-Gi-Oh locals since the ban announcement. Time to commit more white on white crime than in Utah »

If I, tarantula and scorpion pet owner, started dating the hot Terminex older woman, is that considered toxic yuri?

Me: I've enjoyed my time in cEDH (for the most part), but I am done and I am selling out. Also me: It's set review week, time to watch all the set reviews

Super wild idea: what if tonight is Hippo Time™️ again? No hippo time on Friday because stupid pre-release for stupid Spiderman.

Haha, feeling incredibly lonely lately, what if I was the silliest goose and reached out to my ex-wife?

Hypothetically, where's the best place to find serialized magic cards to buy? Like, if a gal were to decide she kinda fucks heavy with a hippo and wanted a serialized copy, where can she buy one?

This is not okay. However, WotC has absolutely fumbled standard and I could understand if firing events is what keeps the lights on and you're hemorrhaging players that this could feel like the Hail Mary you have to take. If my LGS had to do this shit or close, I'd rather have the LGS still

Am I the asshole for still using unglued basic lands? I had two (cis) people jump down my throat over it this week, telling me (trans woman) that I am endorsing TERF beliefs by still using them. My father bought me 100 Unglued basics for my 9th birthday, 17 years ago. I've been using them since

Another 3-0(-1) performance for KeruHelga 4 color Cosmogoyf 🦛☠️*🦛 RB Snoop Goblins 🦛🦛 Ruby Storm ⛈️🦛🦛 UG Eldrazi ✍️ I had major brain drain from the Ruby Storm match so I was very happy to split the unwinnable so the guy could go eat *Unkicked Tourach is a helluva magic. The 2nd, kicked, Tourach? ☠️☠️

Not going to complain because I super don't want to have to fully buy into the 5th color in modern, but I do think it's weird that they've only printed 4 modern legal 4 color cards since the Nephilim and 75% of them are WURG. I wonder why that is

Still malding over this. I would feel like angle shooting was involved, but my opponent was just bad. I get I have a lot of experience with Yorion, Bean Mirrors, and Kaheera Companion No Creature control that has taught me to play quickly, but you're a Guide Pride deck. It plays itself.

2-1 dropping from this event. Grixis Oculus 🦛👁️🦛 RG Eldrazi 🍝🦛🦛* UW Guide/Pride/Shepherd/Riddler Warp pile 🐆✍️** *Turns out Eldrazi is not an unwinnable, you just have to Leyline Scion race in a game and then hit runner runner runner Charmaw off Helga Triggers in another

Me: I gotta stop being an Aspiringspike Glazer. It makes me look like I don't have my thoughts or opinions on modern. « Say what you want about the Spiderman set, but I got to buy a spiderman costume as a tax write off » Me:

I'm like Johnny from The Devil Went Down to Georgia, but, instead of being the best fiddle player ever, I'm a transexual who happens to be the prep cook to ever do it. 40 item list in 9 hours like it was fucking nothing 💪. 10 kettle items (which is every kettle item I make in a week) in one day

Did somebody say evoke?

Another 3-0 on KeruHelga. Spirits 🦛🦛 Bant Birthing Ritual 🦛🧙‍♀️🦛 Izzet Affinity Prison 🤖🦛🦛 17-1 in matches since putting the deck together. They're starting to call me the greatest to ever do it 😎😎

Celebrating the deaths of fascist fucking losers is cool actually. I won't apologize for thinking a man full of that much hate deserved to die.

evergreen

Phone died last night. Had a 5-0 run with KeruHelga last night. Prowess 🥋🦛🦛 Omnath Turns 🦛🦛 Boros Energy 🦛🦛 Living End 🦛🦛 Goryo's Vengeance 🧟‍♀️🦛🦛 Getting ready to head up to Portland tonight for hopefully another 3 round event

Tiny little town is firing more rounds of modern on a Tuesday than my big city fires on Fridays

4-1, 9-5 tonight New Trinisphere SB tech was good. Brought it in in 4 of my match ups. Eldrazi might not be as unbeatable as I thought; missing Consign for sure though Modern Vivi Cauldron 🦛🦛 Boros Burn 🦛🔥🦛 GR Eldrazi 🍝🦛🍝 Ruby Storm ⛈️🦛🦛 Mono U Belcher 🦛🦛

Me and my first round opponent (Modern Vivi Cauldron), repeatedly asking each other « That's a cool deck; did you make it yourself or find it somewhere? » when we know we're both 5 or less cards off from the Spike lists we stole

When are we getting this duo in Rivals or on a Magic Card(s)?

Don't have to worry about buying Spiderman cards for modern. Kinda sad to see some absolute banger artwork be stuck on the digital client. Just some very cool spiders and spider hybrids we'll probably never get in paper Arachnophobia warning:

I, unfortunately, am so completely in love with the modern format again that my week looks like this: Mon: 1.5 hour drive to Portland Tues: 35 minute drive to Albany Wed: 1.5 hour drive to Portland Thurs: 1 hour drive to Eugene Fri: Stay in Salem for FNM I just need to KeruHelga on these hoes

I love the communication in my family. On my way to a wedding I learned about 90 minutes ago

Another 3-0 6-0 with the KeruHelga Mardu Energy 🦛🦛 4 Color Cosmogoyf* 🦛🦛 Mono Green Broodscale** 🦛🦛 *Super cool Ketramose Detective Phoenix deck with Overlord of the Balemurk **Leyline Scion clock is, in fact, very good at not letting inevitable Emrakul, the Promised Ends happen

Jalen Carter was so fucking real for spitting on Dak. I like Dak and all, but the Cowboys deserve to be treated as less than dirt after how they did the people of Dallas while they were still in agony over their other 26 year old superstar city icon got traded

I am desperate to sell this thing at this point, ebay sold listings put the stamped nonfoils around $400 USD I will go much lower, please make me an offer, I need to pay rent.