Just learned via YouTube short that they destroyed the Darksaber in some season of the Mandalorian I didn't watch. Why even do that?

We were the only 9 people to show up and I got the round 1 bye.

Me & 8 of my friends coordinating how to get everyone to a shop 40 minutes away so we can attend their modern Monday event (that an employee on the phone warned us hasn't fired in a few weeks), so we can fire a 4 round modern event instead of staying in town and playtesting in someone's apartment:

Pre-release weekend is over, which means all the shops are back to their regularly scheduled programming. Sounds like we're doing 7 modern events in 7 days because I own 90% of the cardboard in the group and I make the rules.

How many cards in how many formats would have to be banned if they did away with the legendary rules like they're discussing? Ragavan is eating the ban hammer like no one ever has before, but how many other cards bite it? If that number is even 5 cards, they shouldn't do it.

How did I lose the turn 1 Monkey, turn 2 dog, turn 3 exert arena for double warp Riddler, blink my opponents strike it rich treasure, and pass with treasure and March + White card up game? On the play no less. Hit you for 14 before your 3rd turn, interact with you twice, and I'll still lose

My buddy and I have played the Blink vs Storm mirror on repeat for the past 6 hours and I can confirm 1 thing: Damn, I love match up and pilot diversity. Playing the same games of magic with a guy I've known since I was 3 is BORING

The American Empire was built with blood on top of blood and eternally thirsts for more. There is no way to fix that which is working exactly as intended. There is no reforming something so demonstrably evil. The American death machine must be dismantled.

Me, when I had Boros together: < I'm so glad that the stock lists aren't on Ranger-Captain so I can continue to kick that can down the road > Me: *strips Energy for parts to build Jeskai* Me, after receiving tax return: < Let's double up on staples and have Boros together again > Boros Energy:

My FYP accidentally became clips from the TV show SWAT, and I have one question: Is this show full of a bunch of actors from other cop shows playing different cops? I've recognized 4 of them

I could never dunk on UB product as well as WotC unintentionally does

So incredibly bored that I am trying to figure out if I would rather start a new Skyrim playthrough or just die. What the fuck do unemployed people do with their lives?

The Lorwyn Eclipsed cards in TMNT pre-release kits is the universe saying we should've gotten 4 sets of Lorwyn instead of 1.

We're dying the hair black, my tattoo artist friend is on vacation, and I think the fact that I have pierced my ears six times and none of them recovered quite right is the universe telling me something. 1 outta 3 ain't bad, I just don't know what else there is to with my life though

I think I'm finally too old for Pokemon. I was hyped about Scarlet and Violet, played 24 minutes of it, then never picked it up again. Now I'm seeing gen 10 starters and there's no passion in this for me. Getting old is weird

Thinking about dying my hair, getting my ears pierced (again) and getting my first professional tattoo today. I've done everything else there is to on this break from work

Me, living my mostly offline life: *blaring folk Punk, writing, playing Jeskai Blink* Me, opening social media once every couple hours to shit post or post event results: The horrors of this world, and specifically the country I live in, are beyond my comprehension.

4-0ing with Jeskai in the only event I can attend this week is good, but I hate TMNT for having stupid pre-release in the middle of my hot streak. Belcher 🐕🐕 Titan 🍃🐕🐕* UW Control 🐕🐕 Ruby Storm ⛈️🐕🐕 *2nd March of Otherworldly Light is forever better than the 4th Discharge. Argue with a wall.

WIZARDS OF THE COAST! GIVE ME BORDERLESS OBSIDIAN CHARMAW AND BORDERLESS STORMBREATH DRAGON AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

I bought borderless Phelias and Borderless Ragavans, and I almost bought the owl in borderless + arenas. I'm getting too attached to a modern deck again

The most upsetting thing about having a dead mom is how much it fucks up your taxes. Thanks lady for putting half my inheritance into investment accounts I cannot take money out of until I'm 40 and also forces me to shake down this company every year for a 1099 because they never have it available

I miss being able to work, not because I like my job or anything, but this whole 6 weeks off for a back injury thing is so incredibly boring. I've done all the household chores that don't involve lifting that I've been putting off. I've read all the books on my to read list, watched all the shows

I've had chat privileges in the discord taken away for 24 hours. Now I can't even coordinate for tomorrow How can I be a tyrant when my freedom of speech (begging for a ride in general chat) is taken away? How can I be a tyrant when I am just a cutie patootie Jeskai Blink puppygirl, who is bored?

Nobody wants to go to a 5th modern event in 6 days with me. « I've got work tomorrow » « That's a long drive » « You're kinda becoming a tyrant » « I'm burnt out » I thought we were taking this upcoming season seriously. I thought we needed more reps. I thought we were friends

If you put a gun to my head, explained to me that two different TV show fanbases were in the midst of review bombing the other's highest rated episode, and asked me to guess the shows, I might've said Game of Thrones, but my head would've been swiss cheese before I ever guessed Breaking Bad.

4-0 at the Sunday afternoon modern. Affinity 🐢🐕🐕 Jeskai Blink 🪞🐕🐕 Temur Avatar Sagas* 🐕🐕 Mardu Blink 🐕🐕 *Some sort of DRC/Bauble/Rumble pile that was trying to grind with The Legend of Roku and The Legend of Kuruk. It looked clunky in our match, but I watched their last round and it looked better.

You shocked my dog, you disputed my sphinx, you banished my fire titans to the depths of Tartarus, and, even with all that, you still took this fat fucking

« This is cruel and unusual punishment » My mirror match opponent when I flashed in an X=3 owl in response to his fetchland, forcing him to decide to use his Galvanic Discharge with the Wan trigger on the stack to kill the owl, forcing him to draw 2 more discharges to answer the Stormbreath Dragon

Me, when I was asking for advice on my initial Jeskai Blink list and everyone told me I HAD the play Discharge over Bolt

After years of insisting that I would not be watching isekai garbage, I ran out of other things to do (I miss my job; how am I going to survive more weeks of this boredom?) That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime has been surprisingly pleasant.

Nobody ever wants to play out the 5-0 match up to find a real winner. « We can just split for 1st and 2nd » Coward. Scaredy Cat. I don't care about the store credit, I want reps. 5-0-1 on Jeskai today Boros Energy 🐕🐕 Amulet Titan 🐕🐕 Yawgmoth 👩🏼‍⚕️🐕🐕 Mardu Blink 🐕🪞🐕 Jeskai Blink 🐕🐕 Coward ✍🏼✍🏼✍🏼

She Harpoons on my Conqueror til I Ephemerate

Unless Storm's popularity doesn't drop the way I expect it to (dramatically when everyone starts packing the hate), I think this will be my 75 for the season. I could have some more dedicated hate for Titan and Neoform in my sideboard, but I'd rather just hope to dodge really bad match ups instead!

Me, when Khans of Tarkir released: I think I found my forever deck in modern, Value Pod Me, late 2015: I found a new forever deck, Tarmo-Twin Me, a month before MH1: I found my true forever deck, Mardu Pyromancer Me, pre-MH3: They can't powercreep W&6, T3feri & Omnath! New forever deck Me, now:

Unless Storm's popularity doesn't drop the way I expect it to (dramatically when everyone starts packing the hate), I think this will be my 75 for the season. I could have some more dedicated hate for Titan and Neoform in my sideboard, but I'd rather just hope to dodge really bad match ups instead!

4-0 on the Blink tonight! Cosmogoyf Combo 🌌🐕🐕* Blue Belcher 🐕💣🐕 RB Moonshadow 🐕👤🐕 Boros Energy 🐕**🐅🐕

I think everyone, including the « let people enjoy things » crowd, has a line for this Universes Beyond stuff and I cannot wait to see it over the next couple years.

I'm glad there's no Frieren this week because I am saving all my tears for Sunday, when I have to hear « Some men will say I meant to kill my brother... Strange to say, I do not recall the blow that broke his skull. Is that a mercy or a curse? Some of both, I think »

Spoiler season through the years 2026: Why does that cheese look like gooner-game cum? 2019: Damn, Oko has bazongas 2014: Savage Knuckleblade will be the best card in this set! 2011: Damn, Liliana has bazongas 2008: Why is this symbol red? 2001: Psychatog looks really stro- THEY HIT THE WHAT?!

As someone who barely watched TMNT growing up, this magic set really has me convinced that the show was about anthropomorphic turtles eating pizza and not about ninja turtles fighting villains

3-1 despite the eye patch! Ruby Storm 🐕🐕 Yawgmoth 👩🏼‍⚕️👩🏼‍⚕️ Mardu Reanimator 🐕🧟‍♀️🐕* Grixis Reanimator 🐕🐕 Opponent's last persist for her last non-exiled Archon was 3rd from the bottom. She decked out because I was at 25 life.

Is the biggest problem with these superhero UB sets the fact that there're too many iconic characters and moments from too many different stories in these franchises that they feel the need to hit so the set comes out as a disjointed mess of references?

Something about Aerion Targaryen doesn't add up, from what we know of his life in the text, and AKOTSK didn't clear anything up, and we won't know the answer until we get Blood & Fire, which means I am waiting on 3 different GRRM books to come out to get my questions answered

This whole wearing an eye patch thing is fucking awful.

They want me to wear an eye patch.

At the eye doctor, where they steal your eyeballs or something.

Wizards keep shooting themselves in the foot and proceed to justify it by saying the foot is still kinda there.

Playing Stormbreath Dragon in your Jeskai Blink sideboard: Pro: -Absolutely crushes in the mirror -Surprisingly good in a lot of matches outside the mirror -When you're the last table still playing, the crowd that gathers to watch will think you're cool. Cons: -dedicating a sideboard slot to SBD

I haven't decided between Jeskai, Esper or Mardu for the season yet, but I think I found part of my outfit for events. Woof woof or something

I almost have got to respect the Spider-Man and TMNT sets. The permanents in these sets are so fucking bad that I almost never have to see them in modern for Spider-Man and the TMNT cards seem like they'll be even less relevant.