Don't often post here but as a #Patterdale owner, raising a glass to the wonderful Ted x

“You described Reform and other parties across Europe today as among the 'right wing equivalents of the fascists in the 1930s'. Why?” “Because that’s what they are” @vicderbyshire.bsky.social asks Lord Heseltine about remarks he made at Conservative Party Conference. #Newsnight

Me, looking at timestamp: This seems like a long time to get to the joke Me, watching for 15sec: I am absolutely watching this whole thing

St Ettienne on Radio 2? Don't mind if I do!

"Mundane street furniture". MUNDANE? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social

What's up? My nipples it's freezing out there. RIP George Wendt #Norm

Can anyone tell me where the watermelon was in #eurovision this year please? Genuine question

THREAD: As India launches strikes against Pakistan tonight, misinformation is rapidly spreading online. I'll fact-check viral falsehoods in this thread. This video, viewed over 660,000 times, shows Israeli air strikes on Gaza in October 2023. It's unrelated to Indian strikes tonight.

A lot of important stuff in here but you can't help but wonder if the cause might be better served by consolidating around fewer stronger petitions

Please, if you love anything about this life, stop using ChatGPT and other GenAI. Just stop. Don't use it to dunk on it, don't use it for a laugh, just stop and let that shit wither.

My favourite film genres; 5. Yojimbo 4. Slacker 3. Heist 2. Attack/Defend the tower 1. Aliens

If you see this, post a skeleton 💀

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“Beans r not woke. How could you do this?” has killed me

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

Apparently it's OK if you only temporarily displace an entire nation to build a leisure resort.

Once again

Potholes on Jeremy Vine. Like the @apiln.bsky.social audiobook.

Probably can't get a job because woke

For those of you who follow @alexwinter.com here or on other sites. He is doing what a lot of us should be doing, leaving Meta sites. Sign up & give him a follow. From his mastodon profile “ Hey. Making my way off all Meta products. Trying Pixelfed to replace IG. pixelfed.social/alexwinter “

Watterson did some artwork on the Stephan Pastis strip Pearls Before Swine. The story is told by Pastis here....

Where eagles dare. Bbc 4 @joescaramanga.co.uk

Although these days I usually ask for something from the bottom shelf in return.

Ooh someone's getting a sharp lesson in reaping what one sows.

I'm getting rescued and my granny's locket refurbished.

Lauren Layfield captaining a team on celeb university challenge. Not going to post it but we are all thinking it.

The best Cracker Present is the Shitty Little Screwdrivers. Because there's always a kids present that needs a Little Screwdriver to get the batteries in. I own sets of Little Screwdrivers but can never find them at Christmas. These things have got me out of more parenting holes than I can remember.

Just entered the 3-4 moebius loop

STOP! HAM TIME

Fucks sake United

Happy Public Enemy Day to those who celebrate. For those who don't, this is a 2015 clip of The Bairns while 6 music was running in the kitchen x

Me, in my echo chamber

We are definitely entering the "Find Out" phase of populist politics.

If you see this, quote skeet your favorite Muppet.

If you ever dispute my Patterdale credentials. LOOK INTO THESE EYES

To be clear, I'm not a Patterdale account, I changed my username when I transferred from That Other Place. We have a Pat, I loosely refer to myself as her master, but my content is a blend of dog/urgh politics/nonsense. Was barryheadwound on some other places. Thank you for your consideration.

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Praying for Trump. Psalm 109:8

What have we learned? When the polls predict neck and neck, the assholes will win. How do I know that? Because there's people that will vote for the assholes who aren't prepared to admit it. How do I know they're assholes? Because people will vote for them without being prepared to admit it.

Hammering? #Chelsea @alistaircoleman.bsky.social

Old enough to remember a time when Brentford at home wouldn't be quite such a potential banana skin for #United

That Gaga/Mars number that's doing the rounds at the moment is SO good I have actually started another play of Fallout 4 just to put it in the soundtrack.

Everyone: "OMG that Multan pitch was one of the worst ever!" Pakistan: "Hold my lassi"

Alien Covenant really is the How To Be Stupid handbook isn't it?