Who dey?

I quit football.

lol this cop pissed himself

To the Swiss Foreign Minister: Same, bro.

So when is the rapture happening again? Can we just get this over with?

The only question the US mainstream wants to ask about young women is: "Are they hot enough?" or possibly "Will they make me a sandwich?" Young men monopolize national discourse because they're willing to be violent to get attention. Young women aren't & bleed out quietly in hospital parking lots.

Oh noes, not a scolding for young men! Meanwhile, no one asks what it's like for young women in the US, where most voters TWICE picked a proud serial rapist to avoid having a woman POTUS, where the rapist now wants to decriminalize beating us & his pals talk about removing our right to vote.

13 deaths in Gaza due to starvation in the last 24 hours, including 3 children flip.it/kAmW3B

I rarely post personal things. But I need to talk about my 4-year-old niece, Hope. She has a rare disease. A drug called elamipretide has helped her survive. But the FDA recently denied its approval. Now, her health hangs in the balance. Please share her story & urge the FDA to reconsider. 🧵

Weirdest Wordle ever for me. Wordle 1,430 3/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Let's get #WokePope trending. It will infuriate all the right people.

First #Caturday post, in honor of my two kitties, Dory(mom, 18) and Mouse(daughter, 15, the black one). Dory crossed the rainbow bridge in Sept, and Mouse just this last week. They were cat companions of the highest order, all purrs and loveliness, and have left a double-barrel hole in my heart.

Donald Trump's Canada Charm Offensive Sure Gets The Last Bit Right www.wonkette.com/p/donald-tru... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

To abandon Ukraine is to abandon our humanity and integrity. I cannot even comprehend the America I am now living in and must despise. I watched the leaders of our country humiliate themselves and disrespect Zelensky, and just wept for Ukraine. I'm so sorry @ioponomarenko.bsky.social

As federal research grants continue to be frozen, and NIH staff is being gutted, please note this study was funded by federal research grants, including from NIH. If they continue with staff cuts, and continue to freeze new awards, this is just one example of what we lose.

So, each committee will write legislation that adheres to the instructions set in the budget resolution. Here's what the House budget resolution calls for:

attn RFK Jr.

(📢) MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: The Daily Beast publishes a sourced allegation that Trump has been a Russian spy since 1987 and then—possibly under some form of threat—deletes it. But in an act of unusual heroism, it left it up long enough for Wayback Machine to capture it text. Here it is (please share):

After seeing all of the suppression happening around Trump being a Russian asset named “Krasnov,” this felt appropriate. Spread it far and wide, people! #krasnov #ukraine #resist #revolt #revolution #politics #republican #democrat #tyranny #eattherich #bluecrew #doge #felon #trump

REPOST if you stand with AOC!

Since the Washington Post didn't want you to see the anti-Musk ad with your newspaper, please check out this website and share it around www.commoncause.org/work/fire-el...

Have some handsome drakes. They too thought the phrases "America will be respected again," "Americans can have hope for the future," and most importantly, "everything will return to normal, we're f*cking hysterical."

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget Pls do the same.