Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.

I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.

Don’t tell me what to do.

IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST yellow5.com/pokey

What is happening

Airports/gates where you have to take a bus to the plane <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

When Maureen finally shows up:

Just two boys going to Bangkok via Seoul (after failing to do so via Tokyo last night 🙃)

If you’re thinking about writing a parody musical please put the pen DOWN

the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns

What's your sign?

We need to go back to the era where these people would get mugged walking through Tompkins Square Park.

We must return to being selfaware as a society, which is why I'm proposing that we no longer say "sorry can I squeeze past you" and instead we say what we mean "hey do you think it might be possible to take up less than the entire sidewalk?"

isn't this just cum? what am i missing here

I’ve got one glove in my pocket and the other one is giving a peace sign!

It’s time to admit that ‘Mamma Mia’ is just a bunch of ABBA songs separated by an episode of Maury.

If this ain’t some ass backwards bs right here. We told you this would happen but y’all kept talking about purity bs. Nobody is entertaining your bs anymore. If you did anything other than vote for Harris…enjoy what you helped usher in.

Wait isn't this that haircut all of Gen Z was doing last year

Definitely gonna have to skip this one for my own sanity. What will the stage door security budget be?

Oh!

I added a fried egg to my Croque Monsieur to make it Croque Madame and now J. K. Rowling is shouting at me outside the restauran

A cartoon by Ivan Ehlers. #NewYorkerCartoons

Me leaving 2025:

Wait so is he reopening it?!

Also happy new year to everyone around the world because now it’s official!

Is Planet Fitness sponsoring the ball drop because January is Gym Discourse Season?

Ah December 31st, a day for fundraising emails from every nonprofit theater I’ve ever attended and “happy new year handsome” texts from guys I hooked up with once a decade ago. #memories

Doing prep for February’s trip. I already warned @willyfrednyc.bsky.social to eat up now because he’s going to be disappointed by all Thai food here when we come back.

No I haven’t watched The Hockey Show

Finally started this show and reminding myself who I need to root against

idk why people make a big deal out of santa when there’s at least 10 of them at the eagle every sunday

Happy Holidays from my favorite publication, Roosevelt Island Newsletter

I think Nobody Wants This must not have a gay writer because the gay dad just said “traditionally, the tops text first” and we all sure as fuck know that’s not true. It’s literally why the 🥹 emoji was invented!!

It really is stunning how much dumber the tourists that visit NYC in December are than at any other time of year.

“Hi welcome to our space where you pay us for food and drink, but also to commune with your loved ones. Now please stare at your phones for 15 minutes toggling between all our different menu pages while being bombarded by notifications.”

yes and also: QR code house programmes in the theatre should also have you sent to the Hague

my boomer opinion is that not having physical menus and only having QR codes at your restaurant should be punishable by death

I swear to god “comfortability” and “uncomfortability” are becoming the new “irregardless”. Like, I’m aware the ship has sailed and I need to let it go but I WILL think less of you.

“If someone short was standing behind you at a concert would you move” no I’m 6’3 and DGAF

We are truly in the "what the hell, sure, why not" era of the American Theatre.

The foreshadowing seems to be becoming a little... blunt

LMAO I predicted the future. 🙃

When I say “I’m logging off for the day” this is what I mean

Will not watch the Hockey Show because it’s about sports as well as endorsed by straight people. Any sufficiently gay show would turn them off after one minute. Also you all realize porn exists, right?

Heated Rivalry as written by J.K. Rowling

I love when you wait 8 minutes for a super-packed train during rush hour and the conductor is like “there’s a train directly behind us” as if 1. any of this is my fault and 2. I trust you at all.

SMH all these popular “Scandinavian” candy stores have shit licorice selections because American palates are trash.

It starts with knowing the truth. Don’t allow yourselves to be gaslit into believing this is a real question.

My letter to Santa this year 🙃