Out: skinny jeans In: relaxed fit jeans

Anyone playing 007 early? What are your first thots?

My unfinished copy of Resident Evil Requiem staring at me while I wait for 007 First Light to arrive in the mail

My outfit is cute today

I truly hate going to a gathering with gays where all they want to talk about is reality tv. Can you bring up a topic with a little more intellect?

What if I posted butt?

Tourists taking photos in Times Square like they are doing an editorial. So cringe.

Asking my boyfriend to let me into his culture and make me *🤢* a tuna casserole

I’ve never understood people who use a photo of themselves as their phone wallpaper.

I only hang out with @giltorres.bsky.social and the like for the aesthetic/photo op. I’ll go back to hanging out solely with the yt gays in no time.

Unboxing videos are so cringe. Who are you trying to show off for?

Drake is the fast fashion of music

A lot of high profile “revolutionary” leftists are constant walking contradictions. Their platforms are all about railing against the rich while flaunting their designer purchases.

American culture is believing you can buy something just to resell it. No appreciation for anything now except $$$

I have a lot of thoughts that would get me cancelled. So you’re lucky I only post the tame ones.

I don’t plan to vote this year but I am planning on getting the AP X SWATCH pockedwatches. That’s the American way.

My hate for chicago knows no bounds.

Gays at this bar are tipping 5 dollars on a 50 dollar tab. Meanwhile I tipped 3 dollars on a 10 dollar tab. What’s wrong with you f words?

US CITIES that will forever have my hate: - Chicago Thank you.

I need to go back to gym but haven’t been able to due to me being sick

People causing chaos for a pocket watch that looks like a McDonald’s toy… I need people to have that same energy when it comes to voting

In the digital age…everyone is a pornstar.

When did everyone start smoking again? I cannot walk a single block without someone blowing smoke at me.

You can’t trust Gen Z. Let’s move on from their old looking asses.

Chapelle roan Midwestern bitches

And to the gay who was singing loudly. No, we weren’t there to hear you sing like a couple of cats were being strangled. We were there for the talent.

People from the Midwest should not be allowed to come to NYC and go to broadway. The lack of theatre etiquette. Taking their shoes off and talking during the entire show? Absolutely not.

We finally meet Titanique. If you make me laugh, I’ll take back half of what I said about white gays

You know why Gen Z looks so goddamn old? Tell them bitches to stop smoking

For my 40th birthday next year I’m planning a Disney World trip titled “40 years of Magic” Too on the nose?

I don’t get the premise of renting a suit. What in the middle America…

Yt gays are wild. What do you mean you put out a press release for your break up? Just archive your shit like the rest of us. Dramatic ass bitches

Dog sitting in Hells Kitchen so naturally I went out for a drink.

Balls are to men what purses are to women

Healthy is my virtue but vodka soda is the demon I cling to ….

It’s so cold in NYC tonight

Straight men on the subway would rather sermon scripture to try to “heal” everyone vs going to therapy to heal themselves.

I really cannot stand smokers. I truly hope they have the worst health ever.

I firmly believe that many white gays try so hard to look stupid simply because their personality is boring as shit. This is about James Charles.

Men, please wash your ass before getting on a plane. Jesus Christ.

As an almost 40 year old, I think it’s my duty to tell you that if you want to look youthful, do the following: - don’t smile (EVER) - stay out of the sun - drink lots of water - be a little problematic - eat once a day - drink lots of wine Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Unapproachable but chic

Old men truly do not wash their hands after they pee. Disgusting.

You’re not a visionary. You’re a vendor.

What if I moved to Miami and became a republican? For the lolz

I love eating alone. It’s the best date I have with myself.

Came to eat by myself and a family asked me “are you eating alone?” Me: yeah. Them: oh would you like to join us? Me: no thank you. The fuck??

Arrived in Miami. My hair is already a mess.

Gays will be like “met the icon / mother herself!” And it will be some random theatre actress with 3 names that no one has ever heard of

How do Hispanic gays go from twink to señor in the span of a couple years? What are some of them eating?