Was going to go out but instead i ordered a pizza and watching a movie

Pit crew

Soaked.

Yall like my new tshirt?

Me showing up to ruin a gays night

People who film themselves crying over things they had power over. And posting on the internet? What do you want us to do??? Girl, get off the internet and figure it out .

Stroke A Pose (Yes I know I wrote stroke)

Me, I’m always standing outside even tho I’m invite inside

I have spent 15 mins trying to just log in to an airline website

Logging into any airlines website now is such a fucking nightmare with the amount of authentications they make you go through

Dumb ass Canada

I got a new mirror

Pew pew

Still thinking about the new colleague who said she doesn’t understand why no one in New York City knows what a.. *checks notes* Jimmy John’s is and why people here go to bodegas for sandwiches instead. 😭

I’m watching a video about the Starbucks teddy bear cup and people fighting in line simply to be the first one to get it. And then I realized they were from Bakersfield. Makes sense!

In my Ray of Light era

Booking Vietnam / Japan vacation tonight. Excited to lay by the beach + explore the city of Japan again

My director asked someone else to film and edit a video project. They’ve been working on it for 2 weeks and the draft they turened in was not good. They’ve asked me to try to make something out of the draft. It took me 2 hours to give it life and make it better. They loved it.

Watching Andrew Tate videos and his “homosexual rage” content resonates with me

My yt boyfriend thinks he’s Mexican… Should I tell him?

Also. I’ll be 40 next year. So, take that?

Serving face?

Me having a debate with @giltorres.bsky.social about how the rainbow flag is tacky af

NO RAGRETS.

ARGENTINA ME LA PELA

If you want to lose a few lbs , eat this at 2 am after a night of heavy drinking. You will sh*t yourself to Mariah carey level skinny

Goddamn I hate chicago

If Madonna tells you to take your shirt off, you do it.

Some photos from Madonna’s Club Confessions

A new confessions 2 variant has hit my household

Gen Z filming themselves eating a cake with sprinkles (in a cup) and acting like it’s something revolutionary. May I introduce you to the pan of my people: the cortadillo

Having my first meal since Friday night

Americans drinking dirty soda like they have free healthcare

What the fuck is dirty soda?

Bye bye ladybug!

Lindsey Graham is dead. But Madonna is still here

The closet case dying while Madonna was giving the performance of a lifetime. This timeline is so funny.

If you’re in line to get inside Club Confessions… STAY IN LINE.

Ready for Club Confessions

Well, I got invited to Club Confessions. Who’s going ?

Either these Grindr x Madonna merch tshirts were made for twinks (this is a L btw) or something because why does it feel so constrictive

Did I make a birthday invite to the theme of club confessions for my 39th birthday ? Yes. Yes I did.

The pump was good. Now time for a haircut

We’re growing slowly but we’re growing

You’re not famous. You’re a pass around forgettable bottom at best.

Yall really allowed yt supremacy to come into your house like a vampire huh?

After listening to Confessions 2 (one of my favorites) I’m going back to relisten to all her albums. American Life is and will always be my favorite.

Winding down

A true Bernie bro

Doesn’t the whale die at the end? Or am i thinking about something else