Address me

leaving subtle signs for oomf that I would like to ****

Unfortunately I am the kind of millennial that does indeed think Gen z is useless and lazy as fuck

need to flirt with oomf, it’s an emergency

Finally caught up with real housewives of Salt Lake City. I don’t watch any other city but if I were, which one should I go to? New York? Start what season? I’m not trying to go too far back

when you learn someone you considered a friend has secretly been an opp all along….

this girl trying to be an influencer posted a “spend the day video with me” where she went to work at 1pm, took lunch at 3pm, and then left? did we have to make a video for this? 😭

oh!

People saying that Trisha deserves to be on broadway because she’s “actually super hardworking”…. Lmfao ok

being on Broadway means nothing now lmfaoooo

why was my quesadilla $18?? get me the FUCK out of midtown east

blue is my color

Dolly’s sister lowkey praying for her downfall, I feel

Black Swan is a comfort movie idc

Every time I come to Brooklyn I’m like omg this is sooooo HBO Girls

thrifted this gorgeous green jacket over the summer and I finally get to wear it today :)

discussing oomfs with @kidandthecity.bsky.social

lifted heavy things, please clap

He just doesn’t get it @kidandthecity.bsky.social

everyone deserves the chance to flop

Heather Gay suggesting people should pull out their phones and read the worst thing they have ever written about someone at the table and then read it out loud to everyone is PSYCHOTIC

Catching up on #RHOSLC and I’m on season 5 and omg I think I love Mary again? Lmfaooo

For the record this is about a non bloomf, yall are safe

I’m bored… when did y’all realize you had to cut back on a friendship, I need examples please

is this a Taylor swift lyric

on FaceTime with oomf and I hear a particular noise and they tell me it’s their hetero roommate that’s apparently into BDSM spanking someone…….

Love you @giltorres.bsky.social

I need my alt in times like this

Some loyal swifties have been oddly quiet today idk

Swifties out here jumping through hoops…. someone just said that you need to listen to the album while you make a Pinterest board to really get it? 😭😭😭😭

They should invent a Spanish translation of Wicked that doesn’t suck

I wish I enjoyed nightlife… y’all seem so happy lmao

if someone working in a similar path as you is always telling you to rest and stop hustling, would you consider that opp behavior??

no greater sign of love and friendship than getting audio bootlegs of wicked at intermission

People who walk around with 100+ unread texts……. HOW

girl next to me describing her friend as “a serial dater like… never doesn’t have someone” girl just call them a slut and shut up lmfao

oomf shorter than me (5’7) listed on his resume he’s 5’9……

nostalgic for my childhood? no, im gay

Starbucks coming out with protein FOAM…. It really does get to a point…..

Who has the best brownie in hells kitchen? QUICK

why are 30 year olds writing memoirs……

wait I can’t make blue sky private? But I have things to say……

this new generation of musical theatre children need to get off TikTok and learn some real artistry

and if I said we have had enough productions of WSS for this lifetime…

Has anyone gone to global citizen before, how annoying is it

feeling cute

streets are saying there is an OF creator that I am being mistaken for…. Pls advise

there are individuals that have already heard Ariana’s “thank goodness” live and I am not one of them

are bluesky alts a thing

still processing the wicked for good trailer