matched with cute guy and asked him how he’s doing and he said he’s fucking awful lmao

when you’re trying to be a hater and your friend randomly decides to start practicing kindness and tries to shut it down… girl that is not you!

no longer flirting with anyone online. whole time y’all in long term committed relationships and having me act a fool

ok we can put the boyfriends away now

I’ll finish a movie and be like wait that was so good and then I find out it’s universally hated

oomf revealed his 7 year relationship today?? and I thought we had a little something going

happy v day

Temu Gil alert. Got a Grindr message saying they just saw me at the gym in HK and had to say hello but I haven’t left my sofa today

pink jockstrap for Valentine’s Day

keep your open relationship AWAY from me this Valentine’s Day (and text me tomorrow)

How are my boyfriends doing this lovely Valentine’s Day

watching the newly released tubi original film kissing is the easy part

I do love how proms in movies, no matter what decade they’re supposed to be in, are always 80s coded

I think about this when I’m on the subway

every time I shave I feel like I turn into a different person

being a “content creator” seems so stressful, like, why would you wanna do all that

Jacob Elordi jumping around 3-4 accents in Wuthering Heights is so me

I think I’m a legally blonde original production purist…..

One thing Broadway is always gonna eat up is a white 6ft man in their 30’s!

Plotting

Need to aggressively make out with oomf or I might pass away

my father (Raul Esparza) back on Broadway

told oomf he looks so much like his twin

pretty in pink

We need to abolish “link in bio” culture

Latinos shouldn’t have to work today idk

bad bunny said “I’m a little monster first, Latino second”

bad bunny being a little monster oh he’s jus like us fr

Y’all mind if I feel like Latino af tonight?!?

Pedro Pascal and Cardi B doing background work

that’s papi benito and tia gaga btw

that’s honoray Latina Lady Gaga

unfortunately this weather activates the “hey handsome” gene in me

First time in over a decade of living in NYC that my pipes have frozen ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I lived it: I finally did a self tape I was dreading but absolutely had to do in case it blew up my career and the trajectory of my life forever

The cast of Wicked Spain has a girl covering Glinda AND Morrible. Fierce is fierce hunni

the worst person you know is out there posting an infographic saying “not everyone deserves access to you”

the olympics is first and foremost a winter coat fashion show

back to dating and within 24 hours I have a former newsie already pissing me off

can you mute the words self care on all social media platforms

Am I still valid even though I’m in finance bro drag at my fake email job everyday

musical theatre people are so unserious, why are you telling your followers to come see your show in Appleton, Wisconsin

we’re wuthering our heights later if you wanna pull up

Miss Piggy threatening legal action because Sabrina said she is inspired by her looks is sending me to the stratosphere

Ok so nvm

I’m dropping subtle hints that I’m open to dating again I’m open to dating again

I have mean thoughts about a recent announcement if anyone wants to discuss

wondering if oomf is thinking about me……

ok so when it’s a private nyc industry reading that people can’t go to…. why announce it

remember when harry styles said the movie he did really felt like a movie? I want that too