Gay guy posing in Calvin Klein underwear for a gay guy apartment photoshoot talking about finally finding someone who understood “the vision”

way past my bedtime 🤭

Feeling flirty tonight

Gay guy music video night recs. Go.

I thought obsession would be scarier tbh!

I did chest shoulders and triceps today PLEASE CLAP

I am trying to limit my hater posts on here recently cuz I’m trying to work through all that and grow lmfaoooo

I wish being able to sleep your way to the top still worked :(

is there anywhere good left to brunch tbh is brunch culture over?

open concept office where all anyone does is find conference rooms and phone booths to hide

is there a gym in midtown manhattan that is actually good

bully me into doing leg day

permission to be mean??

If I don’t make out with someone I might actually die did you guys know that

“Sublet available!” followed by pics of the worst apartment you’ve ever seen

Corporate is crazy because why did a client get into a car crash this morning and the CEO ask if he could still hop on a zoom later…

the new instants feature is fun, y’all hate fun

in the days of yore and yesteryear, theatres used to offer union contracts LMFAO

someone said they didn't like hairy armpits on anyone.... i'm speechless

might start believing in love again, do y'all recommend?

oomf taking me for granted and neglecting me recently but they don't realize that i won't always be here...... you know who you are

galindalistenmysisterandiweretalkingaboutyoujustnow-andiwasjusttalkingaboutYOUUUUUUUUU

two dancer oomfs came out as straight to me... the world is crumbling...

things I am randomly mad about today for no reason: why the FUCK did we have to add that bit in the In the Heights movie about Vanessa wanting be a fashion designer? The dresses in the bodega at the end of the movie irked me so much. Be serious!!

that fine line between being a princess and just asking for clear work boundaries lmfao

what are some of your least favorite office words? I’m adding “deliverables” to my hate list

I saw the blue gay movie

When people are like “bootlegs are disrespectful to actors, what if they sound bad!” I always think ok well maybe they shouldn’t be sounding bad if they’re on Broadway in front of a paying audience? LMFAO

Temu Gil sighting earlier today btw

I’ve worked coat check with the same guy over the last couple months and it wasn’t until last week that I learned he was in the OBC of Ragtime LMFAOOOO

I can always tell when your mustache comes from a genuine place or not

getting a mustache and/or a hoop is a gay guy cry for help btw

fake email job has me actually working which is NOT what I’m there to do ugh

I thought for a performance to be “snubbed” it meant it should have been good in the first place

who saw Evita in London

ban dogs everywhere because why did this man bring two of them into CVS where they ended up having an “accident” at self check out

No more squinting for moi

was stressing myself out over a self tape for a regional musical and remembered even if I book it it’s not like anyone is ever gonna see it and will in fact end up costing me money to do it LMFAOOOOO

TJ maxx cashier recognized me from the gym

I got the job LMFAOOO

Girl at the used bookstore who clearly dragged her boyfriend and was trying to get him to engage with what she was finding even though he had zero interest and just wanted to be on his phone. May this kind of man never find me!!!

I drink a Celsius and it pits me to sleep?? Is something wrong with me

Wanting to go outside to avoid depression but knowing the second I step outside, I’m gonna somehow spend money I don’t have which will also lead to depression

During one of the montages in DWP2 if you try not to blink you can see me for half a second as a camera guy behind my colleague Anne Hathaway

Wait I really loved devil wears Prada 2, I’m emotional

One of the questions literally was something like “would you rather create a new file organization system or work in a circus?”

Having to do an hour assessment and interview with three people for a temp job is crazy work

dating pool so bad I’m swiping right on profiles with actor headshots

do any of my Broadway producer friends mind if I ask y’all some questions