feeling cute today

please don't comment on other people's bodies!! (unless you're complimenting mine)

oomf has me foaming at the mouth and they don't care about me lmao

go girl give us nothing ass color

feeling flirty today........

OH!

don’t be mad, the scruff will be back

These 30 under 30 lists…

I get the Spotify pushback obviously but isn’t Apple also evil…

“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas” Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.

did y'all migrate your twitter alts to bluesky alts?

sometimes a bagel with butter simply is that girl

the reason i have pivoted back to classic sandwiches and wraps... get those nasty bowls outta here

I am enjoying the gay hockey show.

that's what i wanted...

a little extra scruffy lately

currently viewing the Life List on Netflix

Heated Rivalry-ification already in motion

when home decor influencers run out of things to do in their home and they end up doing the most batshit crazy DIYs just for content… it’s comedy to me

revive The Notebook

chocolate brown teddy bear cozy sweater kind of day

my Spotify wrapped is between me and god

overdue for a black and white gay guy photo shoot with my shorter hair idk

What I picture every time I read Titus Andronicus

i've always said this

my eyes are up here btw

a good amount of theatre people want to be influencers more than they want to be actors and i think it's ok for them to start admitting that idk

feeling cozy

new yorker with the worst apartment you've ever seen: Looking for a sublet ASAP! Great location, fully furnished :)

sweet dreams

Austin Butler’s character in caught stealing is from California and can’t drive omg he’s so meeee

Michelle heard what people were saying about her performance and had to come up with a trick QUICK

seated on my sofa for the film caught stealing starring Austin Butler and his cute cat

need a man’s weight on top of me right now idk

I’ve always said this

Watching a documentary about “crunchy moms”… I am so grateful my mom raised me to be fucking normal

I’m Mac and cheese because I am timeless, indulgent, classic and even though people say they want veggies, they always come back to me

I think we have enough apps and subscriptions because why did I just see an influencer promote one for her FRYING PAN

you know the holiday shopping has been delayed when you get every NYC headshot photographer offering immediately available discounted sessions

I’m enjoying the gay hockey show, it’s just a lot to take in (pun intended)

Moment of appreciation for the croissant plates I got today 🥰🥰🥰

I didn’t know that was happening…

32 :)

does the gay hockey show have a plot? Halfway through episode two and they have just been f*cking the entire time……..

good morning friends

just caught myself describing this new dakota fanning show as “true crime but fictional”

omg btw that new movie eternity was so good... i cried

aging like fine wine...... he's 26......

Someone asked in the office teams chat what everyone’s favorite candy or sweet treat is and somebody said gum…..

did you get stuffed yet