If you see a Trump supporter at the gas pump and you don’t yell “hey, this guy/gal is picking up everyone’s gas today!” while they start to sweat, are we even having fun?

If they are so cool with it. Maybe they can pay for our gas at the pump, since none of us asked for this shit. Bunch of obedient wastes of space.

And I’m sure RFK Jr kept it sealed in Ziploc bags to make Alfredo or some shit.

Facts

Why does everything feel like an SNL skit right now? The current government, Kirk, and Maher are giving “Dunning‑Kruger on parade” vibes.

Every journalist at the WHCD when it comes to the Trump administration:

Dude, is one fart away from eating his own fingers off. The arrogance and low IQ of these pedophile diarrhea stains will be studied for millenniums.

Found the finalist for ‘Most Likely To Look Like the Back of a Dryer’: Alex Karp.

Since Rep. Andy Ogles is back in the news for the typically bigoted, boneheaded reasons, it's another opportunity to point out that he once raised $25K to open a cemetery for miscarried babies. He then ditched the idea and can't explain what happened to the money.

Nine Inch Nails last night. Fucking fantastic.

Hey bro, you like UFC?

Bold of Mike Johnson to judge anyone’s religion when his little GOP Pharisee cult keeps losing Epstein evidence and finding new ways to ‘forgive’ Republican creeps around kids.

I always think of it as they are outing themselves.

@johnfetterman.com always looks like Budget Silent Bob, with his assistant standing off to the side offering up: “couple stacks, little man, slide that check in my hand. If the war bag’s movin’ slow, then you owe me, owe me, owe.”

Stayed in Tennessee way too long.

If Sheehy had any nuts, he would allow the vet to break his arm to apologize. But these are the Republicans we are talking about; of course, he doesn’t have nuts.

Watched the Scary Movie trailer and honestly thought it was a Ben Shapiro Daily Wire joint, basing a whole anti ‘woke’ thing around punching in for the Ellisons is a wild lane for the Wayans.

Cool. We can also use this litmus test for paying our fucking taxes. Sick of seeing soft, stupid, mediocre fuckheads use our money like Supermarket Sweep: Pedophile edition.

I’d take that as a win coming from Pedopocalypse.

Ironically neither does Josh Hawley’s mouth.

How about y’all get some mad max energy before they hang y’all in the gallows? Baby steps.

He’s digesting all that Putin semen he drank before getting there.

I wish his shitty mom would have gobbled his sorry ass up. But no, we got the corporation the person. Fuck this timeline.

So this is why all of Paramount/CBS shows suck so badly. Because they personify and hang out with dainty white trash. That explains Yellowstone and its audience.

Actual footage of the Trump’s cabinet arriving to the SOTU.

SOTU will be another litmus test on how much the American news agencies can shit in everyone’s mouth and call it a sundae.

For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL: When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.

So are we holding Nick Shirley’s dumb ass accountable for desecrating journalism and lying, getting Good killed? Such a weak suburban piece of shit.

“He’s having a seizure and they’re trying to rip the baby out of her hands”

Sign me the fuck up.

"They put me on suicide watch and they put me in the cell, I'm naked, in like a hospital dress and just a concrete bed with like a mattress, like a thin mattress and, they leave the light on 24/7." @timmiller.bsky.social talked to a veteran who ICE wrongly detained and brutalized

Did this MF finally get the memo?

I'll never forgive my fellow Americans for electing this utter piece of shit. They enabled an entire government full of the worst human beings imaginable and most Americans are too ignorant to even understand what they've done.

Disney charging $20 for an series finale episode. From Nazi sympathizers to nickel‑and‑diming, they’ve really nailed the villain origin story arc.

Remember when the Kony 2012 guy had his brain so broken by social media he was found naked on the street doing weird sex stuff and vandalizing everything within reach? What if 13 years later we made the whole government out of that guy

his father was unavailable for comment

Jill Stein and Cornel West both disgust me — such goddamn, self-serving hypocrites.

That’s a lot of sociology just to say some folks think repeating ‘I’m tough’ is the same as being tough. Sometimes, the only thing they’re flexing is their vocal cords.

🤣🤣🤣

That didn’t take long. This blind spot is going to cause chaos even for the side that’s rooting this on. They are just too ignorant to see this terror is theirs too.

The more you know. 🌈

Sometimes I think every protester should dress like law enforcement so even ICE can’t tell who’s who. If MAGA wants chaos give it right back. Let them feel the same uncertainty and unease we live with every day

I keep asking this question: “With there being no warrants or anything to identify them as law enforcement, what keeps anyone from impersonating ICE and doing this to MAGA too?” But no one can answer this question.

Everything Trump does is a shitty version of what Alex Jones has been saying "the Left" is going to do to conservatives for 20 years.

Right Winger Vision

“I’m a Bad Parent. My Disabled Son is Less Important To Me than My Shitty Values and I Would Rather Hurt Others than Help My Family.”

She gives off a still eats her boogers vibe.