"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

“The rhetoric you saw on Saturday.” #NoKings www.argusleader.com/story/news/p...

A George Perez moment for you

Now that #NoKings is officially the biggest peaceful protest in US history, what’s next? Find someone you had a normal relationship with before 2016 and MAGA, tell them you don’t want politics to get between you, make plans to hang out. We need to be the lifeline people grab to leave MAGA. 🧵

#SiouxFalls brought the energy today! Over 3,000 came together; showing our communities won’t stay silent. Every sign, every chant, every step counted…and yes, every inflatable costume too! #NoKings #NoKingsDay #WeCount #NoKingsCount #50501Movement #Indivisible #50501SouthDakota #SouthDakota

Downtown Sioux Falls, South Dakota, home of Senate Leader John Thune. Don’t let anyone tell you we’re not fighting in the red states. #NoKings

My kid was telling me how a lot of the people they went to high school with are still angry over Charlie Kirk’s death. I said they’re probably raised in Republican households, and my kid said “I don’t have a problem with republicans, I have a problem with MAGA.” I’m so proud they get it.

Here are all the accounts to block:

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

If no violence develops, the Trump administration will move on and wait for their next chance. But if a conflict involving No Kings protesters breaks out anywhere in the country, then all bets are off.

This Saturday at No Kings Day, remember that someone will likely be reading our protest signs to TFG. So on the back of your sign, write RELLIM NEHPETS; this will trigger the incantation that sends his top aide back to his fiery home realm.

I’m lucky enough to still be WFH, I had to use Microsoft Voice Commands when my paternity leave ran out and I was cradling a newborn in my arms. It was a lot of “Computer, click in Section 1. Click in Section 2. No, section 2. Click in SECTION 2. COMPUTER!”

Hitlergate wasn't "kids"—it was 20- and 30-something GOP flacks.

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand. Baked Beans. I have childhood trauma associated. 30 Days of Night. Too intense for me. I disliked Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA" since childhood. It's just corny!

Had a thought that we won’t get to see Nathan Fillion’s Guy Gardener interact with Michael Clark Duncan as Kilowog, which is a shame because they would’ve been perfect.

My favorite Johnny Rotten quote: “You don’t say ‘god save the queen’ because you hate the British. You do it because you love them, and you’re fed up with the way they’re being treated.”

I can see a comically rich villain in a movie showing the hero his collection of rare items, and saying “you know of the ‘boots with the fur?’ THESE ARE THE BOOTS.”

I was going to hold my nose and watch Tron Ares, because Tron Legacy is one of my favorite movies for the soundtrack and visuals, but between Disney bending the knee and Jared Leto being a sex pest, at best I’m going to buy a ticket for another movie and sneak in like I’m 17 again.

PEAK FICTION was released on this day, 32 years ago, on the Phillips CD-i: Link: The Faces of Evil & Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon

I’d totally be cool with age verification if there was a way to do it on-device in a secure way that never leaves said device, like passkeys and face/touch unlock. Let my phone OCR my driver’s license and then watch me blink, go “that’s you,” and then that info never leaves. Instead of Discord hacks

I used to joke that conservatives would create their own version of SNL, but the host and musical guest would always be Tim Allen and Kid Rock.

“And behold I saw he rode a pale horse.”

I’m playing Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past for the first time. I’m in the dungeon where you find a kidnapped maiden who asks to be taken outside. I use the Magic Mirror to warp to the entrance. She goes “oh not like this” and disappears when you do that. Now I have to fight my way back. D’oh.

I am once again begging comic artists to sell us a “coloring book” that’s a zip file of a bunch of images like this, something we can import easily into Procreate or CSP. I would easily drop like $20 for all of these as 300dpi PNGs.

Autism is a spectrum that affects people in different ways. I haven't been formally diagnosed, but I'm spending my free time moving journal entries of my various Cyberpunk 2077 playthroughs between productivity apps. So I'm on that end of the spectrum.

My desire to play classic, non-backlit Game Boy Advance is bumping up against the reality that none of the lights in my house are powerful enough to make it visible. I’m at the mercy of the afternoon sun through my mudroom window.

Crossover event

I caught Chappelle like ten years ago when he played my midsize city. He did jokes about cheating on his wife and stopped the show several times to BS with some weed dealer in the front row. I think the world is catching up to what I took away from that night; he’s an asshole.

Hardworking dad rock bands who’ve barely been able to play anything bigger than a state fair when @jamesgunn.bsky.social blesses them with a soundtrack pull;

I bought an original GBA because it’s nice playing games on a device that isn’t blasting a light into my eyes, but I also loaded up Yoshi’s Island on Delta Emulator and it’s very pretty and sharp.

just stunning

How long before Pete Hegseth wakes up in a cold sweat and realizes his title for months has technically been “secretary?”

I just turned on and updated my Nintendo Switch for the first time since like June. What the hell is a Virtual Game Card?

SD’s biggest industry is health insurance. This is going to devastate us in more ways than one.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Ohh nooooooo I’m already seeing people online watching the alternate dimension in #Peacemaker saying “yeah it’s perfect for a reason.” This may have not been the right year for this story.

posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch

When I tell everyone I found my notebook from '95 that painstakingly detailed all the superheros combined in Marvel Vs. DC and the Amalgam comics.

Gonna tell my kids this was Wario.

What movie do you consider “perfect?”

Have a good weekend friends,

I want a Pokémon game where you just exist in the world like Pokémon Concierge. I don’t want Pet Fighting Simulator, I want to take care of my farm with my pet who has superpowers and understand English.

Updating to iOS 26 on an iPhone 12 reminds me of when I would install Cyanogenmod on an Android phone so I could get an update I wasn’t supposed to have.

I know the post office works hard but there’s no way a package that was in Arizona yesterday is making it to me in SD today. This is also not the first time this has happened. I don’t know if it’s cutbacks or someone fibbing but something is fishy.

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

Not precedent means anything now, but Kimmel should absolutely lawyer up for a series of slam-dunk lawsuits.

This is Robert Redford on the set of Ordinary People, directing Donald Sutherland and Mary Tyler Moore. Redford was not in the movie. This is just how he dressed himself to go to work. Absolute fucking legend.

First, the Department of Social Services took money away from families who are struggling to make ends meet. Now they want to take $10 million away from kids who need medical and behavioral health resources. Tell DSS to STOP punishing the most vulnerable South Dakotans.

We all made fun of Nintendo for putting a coating on Switch games that made them taste bad, but my toddler found my GBA and some games, and after a few minutes trying to figure out what they were, put Super Mario Advance in their mouth briefly. So maybe they were on to something.

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