that's the colbert report set lmao

real "let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that barack obama doesn't know what he's doing" energy

If you type "Democrats aren't in power so they can't do anything" in my mentions I will block you into the fucking sun

no just posting statements from canva

There are multiple national political commentators who earnestly predicted that Eric Adams would be a legitimate presidential candidate and a national figurehead of the Democratic party by now and those commentators still have careers somehow.

don't you have anything better to do? all that money and influence to spend it whining to normal internet people that you could never possibly begin to understand.

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

what a loser

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when are we ever going to learn that voters need something to vote FOR

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

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no, he doesn’t.

congrats to pizzagate for making the main epstein guy president

this headline is so good

lmao

betteridge’s law of headlines never fails: any headline that ends in a question can always be answered with ‘no’

164 years later, South Carolina finally occupies Washington.

delete your *real* photos so our data centers can make fake ones

I see the issue. When we said we would replace human workers with machines you assumed the machines would work. That's on you

everyone should read @chrislhayes.bsky.social’s The Sirens’ Call. one of the best “how we got here” books i have ever read.

he is neither an academic nor an intellectual. hope this helps!

go to therapy

can't stop thinking about this post

it's scary how powerful ai is getting every day. i just talked with a genie who was able to somehow guess what i was thinking of by asking a series of yes or no questions

CNN ends its interview of Zohran Mamdani and immediately transitions to its next segment on Jeff Bezos' $50 million wedding in Venice (lol). "Next we take you to Venice, where capitalism rules with Jeff Bezos' $50 million wedding."

the mainstream media line on major cities for several years has been that they are on the precipice of collapse due to Democratic mismanagement. now that a socialist has won an election, suddenly NYC is in great shape and about to be ruined.

Just to be crystal clear: bombing Iran is completely illegal.

smile widens @edzitron.com

What were they actually gonna do here? Ask every brown-enough person for their papers to go to the fucking baseball game? This is the most slam-dunk, anti-American thing I can think of. You need a passport to go to a Major League Baseball game now? Malpractice not to make a huge deal out of this.

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

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today

all this nasty shit for 3% in iowa

Social mobility has been declining for decades but that's fine, we don't need the talents of 340 million people as long as we have the several dozen children of our stupidest oligarchs

They attacked, traumatized and fired the competent public servants, and now want your sympathy for being out of their depth.

When the TVA has an SMR project under a Democratic administration, it will produce clean, emissions-free power; when that same project is moving under a Republican administration, it will produce energy dominance heatmap.news/energy/tva-s...

no.

knicks-pacers, what year is it

But we're going to have a beautiful--I guess they call it quid pro quo--right? When I heard it I said what does that mean. But it's a beautiful phrase and I think it's something we'll be doing very soon

that’s called a bus

yea, perfect, no notes

christ

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Sucks that the Met Gala is raising all this money just to pay it to Bobby Bonilla

isolated billionaire unironically dressed in a bad revenge of the nerds halloween costume: "i am an expert on friendship."