What’s your favorite track on the Christmas album? Mine probably changes every year. distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

My Christmas album is streaming wherever it is that you stream music. Give ‘er a spin! distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

Happy Thanksgiving

bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life

I’ll let you in on a little secret: I always put my favorite recording as the opening track.

Wish I knew this before I bought the pepper steak

It’s what ya gotta do

This World Series has been the best I’ve seen in years. I’ve been loving it.

My Halloween costumes from the last couple of years: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer and Darth Vedder

Early on in the Springsteen movie, Bruce is driving his car and listening to the radio, and there’s an ad for Action Park the notorious amusement park from Vernon, NJ. It got a huge laugh from the Jersey theater crowd.

A special congratulations to Whiskey Cat Productions on their short film Last Minute winning the Grand Prize at Louisiana Film Prize - one of the best festivals in the country. (I composed & recorded the score which will be available soon!) @michaelcusumano.bsky.social @charityschubert.bsky.social

they are so close to understanding the entire point of trade

Donald Trump is the Susan Lucci of Nobel Peace Prizes

Incredibly dramatic shot. Best I’ve seen in a long time.

A song I wish I wrote.

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme Joey McIntyre

I’m ready to call it. This is the best store-bought ice cream I’ve ever had in my life.

It’s always a thrill when the stars line up and the Mets & Jets seasons end on the same week!

I’m just remembering this. I checked out the “Top News” section on YouTube at some point last month. Local news segments from Fox, NBC, ABC, and countless others. Makes total sense now.

Don't buy the canard that this is about Charlie Kirk. Abusing state power to lean on corporate leaders and get Jimmy Kimmel off the air because he told jokes about the president and made him feel bad was always the plan.

Maybe this is the year the Marlins don’t end the Mets’ playoff hopes on the last game of the season…

Evergreen.

settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off

"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.

I listened to my (nearly complete) album from start to finish last night… and it’s kind of slow and dark. Not my intention, but it is what it is.

RoboCop: *about to arrest me* Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning

Okay I guess I can see why this new logo is controversial

The Double R Burger from Roy Rogers is on my Mt. Rushmore of fast food sandwiches. What a beaut’!

RIP Danielle Spencer

I’m excited that a short documentary I made for KEF will be premiering on YouTube on Thursday, August 14th. I’d be more than happy to talk about it

“Fitted Shirt” by Spoon

I’m excited that a short documentary I made for KEF will be premiering on YouTube on Thursday, August 14th. I’d be more than happy to talk about it

!@#?!

Reached “regular” status at a sandwich shop today when I walked in and the owner guessed my order before I opened my mouth.

Hell yeah

The elected officials who fought tooth & nail to make sure no legislation changed to protect children from gun violence after an elementary school was shot up in 2012 are the same officials fighting tooth & nail to protect wealthy predators from the legal accountability of sexually abusing children.

What’s interesting about the Epstein thing to me is that this is the first time Trump’s supporters actually feel like idiots. There’s no amount of spin that can get him out of it, it doesn’t seem.

I get more texts from friends on Bobby Bonilla Day than on my own birthday. Not even close.

I ❤️ NY

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

Threads might be the worst social media app ever created. It gets everything wrong. Mark Zuckerberg is a total jerkoff.

The Beach Boys… honestly, what a great band name. Glad they grabbed it while they could.

Sometimes… ya just gotta live your life like a Beach Boy!* *refusing to leave bed for 2-3 years while isolating yourself from anyone you’ve ever known or loved

Have a safe weekend. “I’d Love Just Once to See You” - The Beach Boys (1967) youtu.be/2GhzpQ16h2M?...

Very proud of my hometown paper. (RIP Brian Wilson)