not to pre-emptively clip my own wings but it feels like I've been flying a bit close to the sun lately

I like being masculine in a feminine way, in the same way that the air blown from a fan feels better during the summer

Saw what appeared to be a painting of a magpie on the ground, but on closer inspection it might just be some random dirt. Its eye is a ladybird that decided to sit there.

[to a succubus]: how many horns do you have? [succubus]: I can only think of two, off the top of my head

a broken clock is right twice a day but you wouldnt check it for the time

atp i should just say I'm nonbinary

feeling her lips on my teeth dats right babey she kissin my teeth

'cause every time we touch, i start this leaking and every time we kiss i swear I could cum

1000 MORE YEARS TO FAT TRANS BUNNY BOYS AND FURRIES

as you feel the lust-drunk haze dissipating, a realisation makes you jolt to attention - the girl who'd been rocking your shit, and did so by crossing a few boundaries, is not in your room. you slyly peek out of the bedroom to find her lighting a fag by the window (1/3)

I had no idea the effect I would have on people just by being genuine and kind it's fucking heartbreaking learning people i think are deeply loveable have been so poorly treated and abused

after sex I'll usually say something like "cowabunga!" just to release the tension

feeding tha whores

badge of honour, really

LMFAOOOO THIS IS THE CAPTION ON HIS FINAL INSTAGRAM POST

You're in their DMs. I'm in their DMs. Maybe we should do a group thing...? Now you're in my DMs. I mean, I'm down if you are.

lesbo dyke wolfpuppy dog girl

Can someone explain to me why Meta has their AI chatbot(s) sending minors sexually explicit messages and tips on how to obtain an eating disorder, and not only are they not reprimanded in the slightest, but they get to KEEP the AI?? Apparently sexual exploitation of minors is okay if it's automated

this cat's name is Salem. it's derived from the word salami, which cats can have a little of, as a treat

Fart Until Ya Tummy Don’t Hurt No More

sext: our bodies are chunks of meat strapped to bones like bombs strapped to bank robbers and we are not afraid

is the trans flag blue with pink stripes or pink with blue stripes?

usually when a child asks you a question, you're meant to answer it. hope this helps and get well soon

I gotta stop being so nice to everyone before I am diagnosed with The Terminal Illness That Kills Nice People At An Early Age

I'm the transfriender [my smile fades immediately and I sigh deeply]

coffee mug reading DON’T TALK TO ME UNTIL I’VE KILLED MY FOE. text underneath clarifies MOST LIKELY I’VE KILLED MY FOE SO FEEL FREE TO CHAT

chat is this rizz

I feel like I've been desensitised to elephants. I forget those fuckers look really weird

t4t grindr hits different man

it gets brought up in times like this when platforms are all trying to crack down on porn, but it's worth reiterating the line between categories when it comes to nsfw content is often incredibly arbitrary and once crackdowns on art start the only winners are those who want to get rid of all of it.

sometimes I'd rather have continuous bottom dysphoria than this thing that passes by occasionally as if in a very wide orbit to my life

I need to stop stimming with masticating sounds when there is an awkward silence

i scan the menu for any non-brûlée item. the french omelette is brûlée. the steak fries - both are brûlée. eyes widen in terror. a patron asks for the check, is handed two separate blowtorches for signature and the tip. i go to scream and my mouth makes the most satisfying crackle i've ever heard

I think there is an unchecked homosexual power in people who are on Her and Grindr at the same time

accidentally synced periods with a cute tboi my life is so t4t

I like being gender fucked while also sticking to only using she/her, I think I'm pretty cool for that 😎😎😎

Slightly diminish a band: Injury Grips

tbh any individual minority who thinks the best path to being accepted is policing or hating on other minorities can absolutely go and fuck themselves

the real issue is that those in power do not fear for their lives

I realised at a point that there's no woman's face that I want mine to look like. I want to look in the mirror and see my own face and be happy with it I think I'm essentially trying to overcome dysmorphia but idk

ernest femmingboy

who up femming they boi rn

I'm doing the dance of death, and babey, I got two left feet

hot take, can we as a society de-normalise treating everybody 18 and up as equally adult? if I have to hear another story about a 40yo man 'dating' an 18yo girl I'm going to actually explode I'm 27 and I can barely imagine dating anyone 23 or younger

my weekend was so good it makes me want to delete most of my socials. like I dont need you people ive already made it 😎

gonna kiss some girls tonight and hopefully kiss a boi on sunday and they will all be gay kisses bc I am gay and I like to kiss have I mentioned the kissing

there's nothing hotter a girl can do than log off

be a bad guy with me and all our clothes can be costumes and every gesture can be secret code